THAT was the approved pile?! Petrel looked down, staring at the papers with disbelief. "Holy mother of god."

"I'm sure you won't. Now GO, MY APPRENTICE! DO A CRIME!"

🌌 - I FORGOT TO PIN THE INFO LMFAO

"Hah? What's that supposed to mean?"

"Bah, don't imply such dumb ideas! I know you're as loyal to Boss as me. My whole point if that you could chosen anyone else instead of that dragon obssesed's ass."

"Yes. Yes it was."

"... I mean, your wording doesn't help."

"It's the enemy!"

"He's LANCE. From the ELITE 4. See what where I'm going??"

"No need to ask twice. My man!"

"Sweet Arceus give me patience, because if it gave me strength I would poison these morons."

"... So these are the consequences of my life choices. Shit."

"Are you... Are you serious?"

"..." Thinking. Grimaces.

"I ALMOST THROW UP."

"... So we're not going to talk about the 'sweet boy' part—?"

"Excuse you, brat? Harsh words coming from the shadow of that Red kid, little Oak."

"That sounded SO wrong."

"... Archer, what the hell is wrong with you."

Taking a paper out of his uniform, he gave her a literal test. The title was on big and bold: DISGUISE ABILITY TEST - by the mighty Petrel.

"Excellent. I like your determination!" It was a bit funny how the scene was practically like a Sargent speaking to a soldier. "If you are, let's put that eagerness to the test... With a test!"

A hum escaped his lips. "I see. Well, as long you two don't doo anything dumb like doing something that would cause Team Rocket an inconvenience, I do not care. As for the other thing... Ehem. Be sure to learn more, child! What I teached you until now it's nothing more than the surface."

"... Who?" Blink. "Ah, the gadget recruit. Now I remember... Good job, Jacklyn! Keep it that way and soon you'll get a raise!"

"Yes I am, my dear apprentice! Have you spread mischief and deceive everywhere you went while I was gone?"

"I'm 30, boy. Not an old man."

"Having a make up case has nothing to do with that. You would be implying that actors and many other people who use it are gay. Shame on you, boy."

"I'm not. Where is your evidence?!"

"..." Squinting eyes at him, grumbling. "I'm 5 seconds away from pulling Weezing to gas your ass, grassface..."

"Oh, screw off."

"Says who?!"

"Don't proyect yourself on me, Mr. I have Two Husbands."

Pause. "You sneaky son of a —"

"Nah, I can disguise as the owner and retrieve all the money. All peachy!"

"... Good news, the Celadon's Casino is doing wonders!"

Hun Lund | Bashou Rondo – Age: 25 Star Sign: Capricorn Blood Type: AB Occupation: Elite Team Rocket Agent Region: Hoenn Partner: Steelix (or do you mean Attila?) #PokemonRP #PKMNRP

"... Yeeeeeeaaaahhhh, about that."

ㅤㅤ「人が前進するためには、己の敗北を認めるという儀式を避けては通れぬ⋯⋯ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ今は、私が一人で進もう。」

"That's so little time, grassface..."

"Ur mony is gone."

"Oh thank you, thank you. I love a good public."

"I, uh." Pause. "I sure can!"

Silence... "Ehem. You see, my dear colleague, such a loan was attributed to a monetary exchange in which elements of extreme and delicate importance in the art of visual concealment stood out. And in that kind of business, that money... Expired."

"Ah, you know me so well..."

"Blegh. Go eat your peanuts in other place, brat."

Sighs. "Kids are still morons for what I see..."

"I'm just that good."

"Behold, recruit! Magnificance of presentation!"