Do crabs think humans walk sideways?

conclusions are hard ...the butler did it ...the end #writing

Monday morning, last bit of writing before a well earned break ... roll on 2026

If you're looking for a good read for Xmas or an ideal stocking filler for the reader in your life, check out these titles from Blkdog Publishing at www.blkdogpublishing.com/our-titles which include the Fyre & Stone Series books 1 & 2 by yours truly. (Book 3 on the way) #books #xmasgifts

If you're looking for a good read for Xmas or an ideal stocking filler for the reader in your life, check out these titles from Blkdog Publishing at www.blkdogpublishing.com/our-titles which include the Fyre & Stone Series books 1 & 2 by yours truly. (Book 3 on the way) #books #xmasgifts

all technology is against me today ... the machines have risen

Now reading Steve Downes @writerstevedownes.bsky.social: An Apprenticeship to Doctor Vantastic - The Universe’s Only Intergalactic Vet In the mood for something short and funny. This 113 pages novella hopefully does the trick. Let's find out. -- #AmReading 👀📚💙 #IndieBooks #KindleUnlimited 🪐📚📢

doddle on a wet afternoon, Eye See You ...

The Irish weather had closed in, it's a day for writing, drawing and a roaring fire

‘Be under no illusion, you are insignificant,’ a male voice, again very close to his ear, spoke, ‘you are a molecule in the skin of a monster. You are nothing. Your life and your death are as one … irrelevant.’ #wip

Adventures with Doctor Vantastic, The Universe’s Only Intergalactic Vet. #childrensbook paperback, ideal #xmasgift and stocking filler www.amazon.com/Apprenticesh...

Star Trek Fitness Centre ... 'He's Dead Gym!'

buy just one of his books a month and you could save Steve, and people like him, from having to get a real job...

Adventures with Doctor Vantastic, The Universe’s Only Intergalactic Vet. #childrensbook paperback, ideal #xmasgift and stocking filler www.amazon.com/Apprenticesh...

Star Trek Fitness Centre ... 'He's Dead Gym!'

buy just one of his books a month and you could save Steve, and people like him, from having to get a real job...

Available for #Xmas this year, 4 #childrensbooks The Upstairs Cat series & An Apprenticeship to Doctor Vantastic www.amazon.com/Apprenticesh... all on Amazon & other outlets in paperback & hardback ideal gifts for the young reader in your life

Available for #Xmas this year, 4 #childrensbooks The Upstairs Cat series & An Apprenticeship to Doctor Vantastic www.amazon.com/Apprenticesh... all on Amazon & other outlets in paperback & hardback ideal gifts for the young reader in your life

Plans today: #writing #editing juggling chainsaws ... one of these is a lie

I've been talked out of joining the debating team

Dear Brain, I apologise for all I've done to you, would you kindly start working again, I have two deadlines approaching ... yours, the rest of you p.s. I have no idea what I'm doing

a month of editing looms like a ... loomy thingy

Dear Brain, I apologise for all I've done to you, would you kindly start working again, I have two deadlines approaching ... yours, the rest of you p.s. I have no idea what I'm doing

a month of editing looms like a ... loomy thingy

Eat your way to losing weight .... start with your legs

Eat your way to losing weight .... start with your legs

Me today ...

how to cook 10 kids ....ooooohhh how to cook FOR 10 kids ...wish I'd read that right earlier

Irish author surveys his vast estate ... it's just by his right foot

Irish author surveys his vast estate ... it's just by his right foot

It's an editing day today .... rock and roll life of writers :) #WritingCommunity

my new book .... how to get to the top of the stairs in 10 easy steps

"Why did they build Stonehenge so close to a main road and visitor centre in the first place? They just don’t think !" no comment required

Fyre & Stone (blkdog Publishing) supernatural crime fiction series By Steve Downes Is now available on Apple Books books.apple.com/us/book/fyre... books.apple.com/us/book/fyre...

Once again I've not won the #Bookerprize, seems unfair that you have to be talented to do so ... never mind, I'm sure the Nobel committee have my number

I didn't die four times in WWII just to have a red coloured cup of over priced coffee

I read that as homophones and honestly the graffiti makes a lot more sense that way. (also yes all homophobes are dumb)

I'm not saying homophobes are dumb ... but written on a toilet wall "ALL GAYS ARE GAY!" ..... emmm all morons are ....

if you're addicted to cold turkey there is no way out

Halloween decorations down and the traps in the garden emptied of children

Murder a book for #Halloween2025 ? Here are four from @BLKDOGBooks to choose from #BookSpotlight #booksworthreading #horror available on Amazon #kindlebooks

I was going to dress up for #Halloween but I think I'm fine as I am

Sketching in-between book promos, for the day that's in it ... #halloween2025

Murder a book for #Halloween2025 ? Here are four from @BLKDOGBooks to choose from #BookSpotlight #booksworthreading #horror available on Amazon #kindlebooks

I was going to dress up for #Halloween but I think I'm fine as I am

Sunrise in #Dublin

Blank computer screen Grey Irish skies overhead novel writing time

Fyre & Stone Audio Books now available ... www.amazon.com/Fyre-Stone-T... www.amazon.com/Fyre-Stone-T...

The name's Downes .... Steve Downes, licence to write thrillers