I'm in love with the adorable little Old Fashioned guy on this can of Brandy Old Fashioned.

High 70's, no humidity, comfortably warm sun with a little breeze. If every summer day was like today, I'd be happy.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Ummm.

Going through some old clothes. Here's our senior year class shirt!

If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines... and DICK.

Name 10 bands you've obsessed over at some point #musicchallenge Smashing Pumpkins Sonic Youth Live Muse Led Zeppelin Arctic Monkeys Royal Blood Dirty Honey Greta Van Fleet Crown Lands

Had to have my dad come pick me up from work today because I was puking and too weak to drive home. My stomach feels better, but the rest of me still feels like

My mom likes to go to this tiny little greenhouse on Mother's Day, and look what I found as soon as we drove in. Guess who's gonna buy it?!?!?

And you as well, if you're a mother.

This one came with a decorative paper cock.

Well ain't that a pretty drink?

There's a sack of worms hanging from a branch on the tree outside my bedroom window. I don't like it.

Quote with your vibe if you were a vampire.

Maybe I'm weird, but when I get things in the mail at work, I enjoy seeing what kind of address labels people use. It feels like a little hint at what they're like. I got something today from an elderly man, and his label has a drawing of a cute little smiling beaver. I think he's probably a fun guy

I was feeling bloaty BEFORE I got a text from a friend asking if I wanted to hit up a Mexican restaurant after work for Cinco de Mayo. One margarita, a small taco salad, and fried ice cream got me feeling like...

I swear, these were the BEST smelling candles.

My profile picture is fake. This is actually me:

There's a table in the kitchen of our break room where people will put food left over food from events that take place at work, birthday treats, etc. Today we have lasagna... noodles. Uncooked. I thought about adding my Garfield plushie, but I didn't want someone to take him. So I added a picture.

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

Today's soundtrack- youtu.be/Wrac30xaT_4?...

Share one of your favorite TV characters who did not start out as a series regular. 📺

I'm a little weird about buying pre-owned stuffed toys, but i think he'll be fine with a little bath.

Hey look, Spirit is already selling a "Dr. Donald Trump" costume!

I'll go with #3.

Remember, not all bunnies want to give you colored eggs and candy. youtu.be/XcxKIJTb3Hg?...

This is just how I used to look back in the very early 2000's.

Haven't done this for a few years. Please ignore the fact that my stove top is dirty.

What i thought of while watching the Artemis launch. youtu.be/Ju1UwmgkKgI?...

Comparing calendar animals at work- the kitten on mine looks concerned or scared, while the puppy on my friend's calendar looks like he's asking, "do you really need to be eating those extra calories?"

Owls rock!

Found some fake blood in my desk left over from my Halloween costume. Freaked out some co-workers. Happy April Fools Day.

I'm working on ordering hats for our volunteers at work, and I feel like i need to avoid ANY shade of red because... well, you know.

Target, I can't thank you enough! I've been really struggling with where to put my twine, but now all my problems are solved!

For just $150 you can own this vintage menstrual pad dispenser.

God help me if I actually win George.

I want you all to know that I saw a particularly cute seagull in the gym parking lot this afternoon, but I didn't take a picture of it. I think you can imagine it in your mind's eye. My point is, I think seagulls are cute.

Just a couple of crazy gals enjoying a Thursday afternoon.

Am I the only one who thought he was saying "the whole shacks shitty"?

Sigh. I also have work ibuprofen in my desk.

I read "30 years ago" and expected... I don't know... OLDER songs. I was forgetting that my high school graduation was also almost 30 years ago.

Last game of the season.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

Where I am when I'm not on Bluesky

Guys- if your dating app profile picture is taken from an angle where the insides of your nostrils are visible, it's best to make sure that they're free of... umm, debris.

Happy St. Patrick's Day from Minty, the shamrock pony ☘️

If you see this post, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

An Old Fashioned in a mini Menard's bucket. The only way it could be more Wisconsin is if there were deep fried cheese curds.

Happy Saturday!