Hahaha. Less pushing women to prove their fandom and more pushing politicians. And of course he circled back after talking to his people saying Slavin was his favorite. Boring political answer. I’d have followed up by asking how many C’s Slavin has in his first name.

At 10 goals, Aho, Svech, and Jarvis are so far tied with their lowest scoring playoff run since Jarvis scored joined the team in 2022. That's tied with 2023, which Svech missed due to his ACL injury. And then 2022 and 2024 come in at 11 goals, but were just two rounds. It's been bad.

Oh Captain, my Captain! 3-3 #SoundTheSiren

When you leave guys open net front, that’s what happens. The Canes are bad about doing that. #SoundTheSiren

Nobody knows what goalie interference is, so not worth challenging that. #SoundTheSiren

It’s Peach Vibe. Canes win confirmed.

My son trying to say… Honalulu = Honanewlu Anaheim = Anaheem

In preparing to make a Stanley Cup joke, I went to Stanley's website and they have a campaign with Messi. I'm thinking they need a campaign with a group of former NHL players who played the most games without winning a Cup around the idea of, "I decided to get my own Stanley Cup."

Injuries and playing for the Mets will do that to a pitcher.

No surprise there.

Amazing. No notes.

My favorite thing is my son doing something goofy to be funny and then you laugh and he’s like, “What’s so funny?”

Got home, see Power leading. Went outside to work on something. Come back inside, Power is in fourth. 🫠

7-8-9 Van Der - Van Der - Van Der #imsa

When it comes to Stanley Cup Finals ticket prices, either the team prices them ridiculously high or the secondary market profits even more than it already does. The only way to beat scalpers is to raise the price to the point there’s no profit in it.

If the line is that Democrats like women and Republicans like girls. I think the answer is self-evident. Guys, is it woke to like women?

Tonight’s referees know how to count! #SoundTheSiren

Spectrum out here lying in their commercial saying you’ll never miss a game because you don’t get that channel. I guess Nationals games in North Carolina don’t count.

I also recently discovered that there’s a Jon Doble from England who published some books of poetry and decided I needed them. Looking forward to reading through these.

My checkered Brümate has arrived!

One of my strongest takeaways from the Bee this week is that it was a showcase for why critical thinking matters more than ever. So much of what the kids do up there isn’t rote memorization—it’s using their insane prep to solve words like puzzles (using etymology, patterns) in real time.

If I was the Marlins owner, whose 2026 payroll is $79M. I would simply sign myself to a 1 year, $100M deal to meet the salary floor.

Montreal looked gassed tonight. Definitely looked like a team that’s played 6 more games. #SoundTheSiren

The whole “we’re gonna give a five minute penalty so we can review this” process seems silly.

Some interference calls make sense. But when the defender is there first and you skate into him… #SoundTheSiren

We’re going to honor Kyle Busch by erasing him. Makes about as much sense as if RCR filed for a waiver for Kyle to be in the playoffs.

Watching what just happened in the Cardinals game, this is why I hate that we don't let pitchers work their way out of their own jams anymore. May was perfectly capable of losing this game himself. We didn't need to go to the bullpen.

Listening to Ryan Didoshak on OG After Dark from last night and realizing how much he sounds like my uncle. Voice register, tone, accent. Nails it. The Leafs fan uncle, not the Habs fan uncle.

How cute that they think a boss who is pushing AI to replace you is going to care about its limitations.

Habs fans out here crying about officiating like they didn't have a textbook "too many men on the ice" penalty called back in overtime.

That’s the best period of hockey I’ve seen the Aho/Jarvy/Svech line play this postseason. Hopefully that is a sign of things to come. #SoundTheSiren

Fun fact, you can actually say Alimber Santa is the first pitcher to take the mound in a no-hitter in his MLB debut. Bumpus Jones's was so long ago that it predates the pitcher's mound

You make a “boy aquarium” joke to your wife one time and now every time you talk about watching hockey, she makes it back.

Simply being a citizen isn't enough to protect people. It's about creating fear for people who don't look the way you do. Sow fear, more fear. I hate that I have to worry every day for people I know and care about.

This is the gap between analytics and the results. The problem is that you need a large enough sample size for those analytics to play out. A playoff series isn't large enough. Like a coin flip. We know it's 50% chance of heads or tails. There's still a 12.5% chance of flipping 4 straight.

Me the last bit of that race. Heck yeah Suarez!

Time for Indianapolis cars! #Indy500

It's always wild to me that there are only 1,300 Dobles in the United States and somehow our town of 50,000 people has two Doble families who aren't remotely related.

All Americans are created equal, which is why we have to gerrymander voting districts to ensure as many of them as possible don't have a political voice.

I forgot I was making breakfast and left it half done in the microwave and my wife brought it up for me and we were talking about whether she'd heated it up again. Me: "I like my breakfast like I like my women. Hot and spicy." *My wife about to interject that's she's not spicy* Me: "Neurospicy."

The efforts media are going to rip Mamdani only make me like him more.

For the first time since I read someone say that if Robinson could finish a breakaway he’d be a 50 goal scorer, he finishes a breakaway. 4-2. #SoundTheSiren

On the plus side, just last series the Canadiens led a game 3-1 and ended up giving up 8 goals. Maybe they can do it again for us. #SoundTheSiren

And Hall, Stanks, and Blake are out for the opening faceoff. Not beating the allegations. #RaiseUp #SoundTheSiren

My NASCAR group chat popped off on my drive home with the Kyle Busch news. Unreal. Can’t imagine how his family feels. He was three weeks younger than me, which makes it hit home a little more than usual. Yet another reminder that growing old is a privilege that not everyone gets.

Just entered my company into a contest DHL is running to put a small or medium sized business logo on Alex Palou's car at Nashville. 🤞 Last time we did something like this we won. This time though I have dibs on the VIP passes. Can lightning strike twice?

Cardinals legends John Brebbia and Matt Bowman.

I'm working on figuring out a veggie only bowl for my meal prep and I'm probably way too pleased with myself that this first draft was just $1.40 per bowl.

My son, now in his fourth period of “watching” hockey tonight just asked what color Buffalo was wearing. Montreal even wore these same uniforms when we went to see them play in Carolina in person back in March. Sigh.

Is it too much to hope that Buffalo and Montreal are still playing this game on Thursday?