I'm cooking on the grill with dishes I MADE. Cooking with fire from dishes I made from dirt. I AM SO POWERFUL!

FIFTEEN years ago this sweet little nugget fell asleep in my lap at the shelter. The rest, as they say, is history.

Oh, ya know, just making a balloon arch for my dog's birthday.

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Just got the results of the at-home sleep study I did this weekend. "For the night, the total number of sleep related respiratory events was 214." My oxygen saturation got as low as 85%. Looks like I'm headed for a CPAP.

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Best part of my day. All my babies enjoying the sun.

10+ years of hip pain GP-->PT GP-->PT GP-->PT GP-->PT GP-->Ortho-->Spine-->MRI-->Compressed and bulging discs-->Corticosteroid injection + PT--> Ortho Hip Specialist-->Femoroacetabular Impingement + Trochanter spur

Not all firings are winners. This is the same glaze.

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Remember this one? It's finally out of the kiln!

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62°F and not humid. Windows are open, and I'm eating a potato based meal. This is joy.

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Feelin like doin some fall time white people shit.

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It's time to start planning Ziggy's Quinceañero.

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This is absolutely delusional. This is a manufactured/ mobile home that is on the market right now. It was built in 1986, sold for $86,500 in 2001, has not had a single update or improvement in 39 years, and these people are trying to get $315K for it. DELUSIONAL!

Just applied for a job for the first time in 10 years.

GORGEOUS! AMAZING! PERFECTION!

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BEHOLD! My first Big Ass Spoon Rest™ is out of the kiln. Because I'm never cooking with a singular spoon, I need more room.

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I want a Chrome extension that will exclude Amazon, Uline, Walmart, Target, etc from my searches.

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