Catching some fresh air 😉 P: Dave Sullivan

Spooky season was a blast! What should we do for Turkey stuffing season?

Playing with poison @jdesade.bsky.social

Because if it’s not slathered in butter and crisp-ified, it’s not a grilled cheese.

“It seems that it is madder never to abandon one’s self than often to be infatuated; better to be wounded, a captive and a slave, than always to walk in armor.” -Margaret Fuller P: @jdesade.bsky.social

What else would I do on a Monday morning? Of course I pranced around an abandoned building wearing not enough clothes until security showed up 🫶

Sometimes in life the warm fuzzy feelings of IV contrast are the closest you’ll get to a hug.

Started it with Lot 43. Came back to be Lot 45 🖤🖤 It’s always a sadistic pleasure working with you! P: @jdesade.bsky.social

Had to rock the blue heels through the abandoned building full of puddles on a rainy day 💙 P: @jdesade.bsky.social

Accidentally took am meds instead of pm meds incl vasoconstrictors for low bp. Still had to take pm meds incl muscle relaxers. It’s an interesting sensation.

Recent events are reminiscent of the time my ex’s gf included me in an email to her lawyer about why she was firing my company (co-owned w/ her bf). It’s cuz she hated the owner. 🧐

I got a kitten and was immediately reminded why I developed the habit of peeing with the door open. I had always had cats before. These ppl on the internet almost convinced me I was a narcissist. No. It’s because these felines lose it if they are closed out. Thanks little kitty, for saving my mind.

Did I ever tell you about the time I convinced a man to fuck his son (a consenting adult) just because he was so obsessed with degrading his son that I was convinced he subconsciously wanted to? Good times.

I never expected the complaints on this platform about people not using headphones would be so numerous that I would end up blocking the entire word ‘headphones’. It’s literally 1 in 5 posts on my feed 😂

I burnt the leg of an innocent mosquito knowing it would one day reproduce numerous spawn to plague the city. It soon fell from its ascending position, presumably attempting flight. I watched as it struggled to regain its ascent up the stucco. Alas, it crawled away in defeat. I have conquered!

Tax return= Time to buy more rope! Now I just need to find a 🐰

I once had a favorite pair of socks. They had cherries and bombs on them. They were warm and fit so well. Then some asshole stole them from the laundry mat when I accidentally left them air drying. Fast forward to today- I bought the last pair on the internet. This is my story Thank you ebay ☺️

Saw a vid of a man obsessing to a school board about boys being able to go into girls bathrooms & watch girls pee. 2 points: 1- Girls bathrooms only have stalls. No one is watching anyone pee. 2- The number of times he referenced watching women pee, he might be projecting his own fetish.

Some of my favorites from that Red shoot

I wonder what happens to the dating app algorithms if you swipe left on all the men while they swipe right on all the women?

Sexy studio shoot Photos by Ron Black IG: @images462019

That one time, prancing in the woods in lingerie. Drinking gin and climbing trees. Photos by @jdesade.bsky.social