i said put the fries in the bag, man.

yeah, yeah, put the fries in the bag.

dude i think we're blocked.

dude it's not me i'm fart-free since they got me on this new dog chew shit.

yeah, yeah, whatever, uh, you make some good points there or whatever. help me get these trash bags on, i gotta go climbing in the vents and those crukking suits ain't gonna fit my paws, man.

oh shit! hell yeah. dude, you oughta see the shit i'm dealing with over here. it's, like, crazy.

nah.

yeah, yeah, i'm working on it, man! stop shouting at me! gods, does everyone gotta shout at ME? it's always crukking lalo work, but it's never lalo *rest*, HUH?

shit's crukked, man.

yo dude i think we've got a gas leak?

'cos it's MY ship?

okay, and? they got that shit too.

okay, two words: infinite ham.

i dunno, man. aren't we, like, moving somewhere?

oh *cruk* no.

oh, yeah, totally man. i'm doing 10 vapes right now.

dude, chill. perfect's, like, impossible.

i mean, what's it matter anyway? every planet since the war's just a crukton of sand, all the same.

says who? i had, like, 37 brothers and sisters and the other stuff in between and all that shit, and my parents had tons of fun.

hey, yo, hold up. it's *my* ship!

dude, *what*? the *smoke den*? you can't do that!

where *are* we gonna go, del?

infinite ham.

yo, wait, del. we could work at denny's.

yo what up! maybe they've got ham.

ok cool. what's urf.

what's earth?

We've gotta find a ham.

Yo quick question do you eat meat?

dude WHAT is going on with the walls in here am i high???

oh. well, uh, i wasn't exactly thinking of *sharing* it. i mean, you can have the pineapples and cherry?

@delasi.bsky.social ok so it's a ham soaked in rum, and . . . that's it. that's kinda the whole idea. oh! and we stick some li'l pineapples on it, like, a cherry nose maybe? yeah. give it a face.

hey, be careful with that. that's my secret pumpkin!

dude, do i know you? i've gotta talk to del about the guys she's bringing home. whatcha lookin' for? 'cos, i mean, i'm *pretty good* at fetch.

this stuff is *ancient*, yo. where the cruk did this stuff come from? we've only had the delalo a couple years.

yo, dude, that's lit as cruk!

yo, can i get one of them beers?

dude what im awake what

dude WHAT.

aw cruk, i forgot about 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙗𝙩.

like, the magazine? i think you're meant to *read* that shit.

i dunno, man. don't ask him then.

ask your dad.

i would make a perfect walter white, yo!!!!!!!!

dude what's his crukking problem???

@delasi.bsky.social wanna split a chocolate pizza?

aha, heyyy

sure can. love ya. ( he puts on an overly dramatic stern military general voice, like in the cartoon holovids lalo only lets them watch as a special treat. today is a special day. why not live them? ) atten-*shun*! alright, soldiers! let's get to it!

it's cool, it's cool. maybe see if one of the guests can pick it up from the, uhhhh pat-- patrick-- the-- the patricia-- the *fancy bakery* on the way.

hmmmm, i don't know. what do you two think, eh chicos? nana and grandpa del could be here *real* soon, we could maybe make a *den* out of pillows and *surprise* 'em, *huh*? let the food come to *us*. 'cos momma here's gotta go and sort out the cake. you didn't forget the cake, right, del?