Felt my first semi hard booty today

My past life I know I was a nigga 😭 I feel like I had too many bitches and God had to make me a girl to relax myself

Dating chronicles: I don’t feel like I can date my own sign lmfajoooookkk we the same person

When they said dating is ghetto they was telling the truth

This just made me so happy

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The fact my app won’t let me change my avi is crazy

Why I can’t change my avi 🫠

Oh let me change my avi back

Bridgerton going on break for a month is ghetto

Not Shonda giving us Cinderella in this season of Bridgerton

Bruh it don’t matter what time I go to sleep my internal alarm is up by 7. Going to sleep at 4 and waking up at 7 is diabolical and now it’s 9 I just been here looking dumb

Take me thru that….. she won’t get her boo back

5’3 and some change

5 or 6

I really made a sweet potato pie yesterday to eat for breakfast

We really all the same 😂😂😂😂

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The only thing that sucks about working remote is having to work on snow days ☹️

My daughter got me outside making TikTok’s 😂😂😂

Can’t wait until I’m rich enough for a heated driveway cause this is ghetto

I gotta shovel snow like a peasant ☹️

Like sometimes I really think ppl take advantage of my niceness. Like when I express I don’t like something in MY space then why the fuck are you still doing it in MY space?!?!?! Now when I spazz the fuck out I’m wrong. Well I’ll be wrong every fucking time.

I made some oxtails tonight for the first time. And my taste test confirmed they are indeed about to slap

I think my new thing for the year is to ask folks “are you well?” When they doing something to throw me off

I thought I was gonna sleep in smh 😒

I ain’t really been on here yapping to yall and I need to get back

5:55

Yall ever play sleep on your dog? Baby it’s my off day I’m not “awake” yet

I been deep in my family history and just learned that my family members are in this book called creole of color I can’t wait until it arrives

My godson helped me cook today

I’m fucking howling

That finale could have been better 🫠

Most days. I’m starting to see when my mom meant by “you smelling yourself” almost knocked my good sis out 😭😭😭

These folks at my job just be talking dawg. Like some of these meetings don’t need to be this long.

Chat gpt and I just be writing these playbooks now 🫠

Yall cell signal is out. Endless helicopters and planes flying right over PG county. What the fuck is this nigga doing dawg? Is it time to plan my escape to Canada?

Damn his and hers was good

My decorations coming down this week. The holidays are over I gotta work tomorrow 🙄

I went to bed around 8:30 and now I’m wide awake 🫠

That part. I also need to know when to make my escape to Canada cause this thug tripping

I am howling. But these are facts 😭 I’m indeed more scared of “Bills” than “Boo” and turning my oven on in this economy to be scary is guaranteed a curse out

I really can’t get into the wig man shit because I need to protect my peace. Y’all let me know when it’s time to pack up and head to Canada.

I’m really about to bag my man tomorrow 🥳🥳🥳🥳

D-Mac my fav person on force dawg. Darnell that nigga

Ite I really need to do my nails

Bet

It don’t matter what time I go to sleep my internal alarm wakes me up at 545 🙄

Happy New Year

I swear when I take a week off work that shit be flying. Why is it already Wednesday