Why won't they take my advice seriously on @whattoexpect.bsky.social ?!?!

My lizard alien baby is a gift from God and I'm really proud of how far he's come despite the global movement lead by Fauci and literally all doctors to inject kids with poison to make sure they don't pay taxes.

She couldn't find anything in the Bible to support being antivax, so I wrote a religious exemption for her

I've sadly entered the realm of the crunchy moms of @whattoexpect.bsky.social I thought I'd contribute my advice

FR11 Crew, I should have known it was over the after FRX. It wasn't going to work having a friend for a boss and then getting phased out of the crew. Half the blame is mine but half is definitely on you and I need to accept that it wasn't all on me. Phasing me out wasn't cool. -The girl that grew up

Sarah A, Nobody gives a fuck we have a "line" of one person. Your laugh sounds like a man's screams as he drowns in a sea of glass shards. - The girl that would rather work for Sean R instead of you...let that sink in

Phil Westfall, You were a dickhead to work with. The fact that COVID did you in is the least surprising thing I've heard this week. And it's 2025, so shit is always surprising. I wonder if the computers still spooked you at the end. - The girl who refused to give a shit and coddle your male pride

Sean R, I wish you a remaining life of women and straight men telling you to "fix your face" during the next meeting and to work on your "resting bitch face." - The person who never did fix her face

Jed C, Who the fuck makes all of his employees take a 26 mile bike ride? Fuck you, prick. - The ex-employee who knows your "company" isn't one

Jenny P, It was me. I keyed the fuck out of your car. I also spit into a lot of your condiments. - The childish roommate with no regrets

Rob I don't remember your last name, You're a straight, white English dude. Your accent exists to be made fun of. Stop pretending it's racist when people do it, you colonizing twat. Get over yourself. -The person who thinks your girlfriend is way too good for you and hopes she finds someone worthy

Riley M, For somebody that "was hired as a remote worker and wants to keep it that way" you sure do put out for that warehouse life. I wish you a long life of continuing to run into shit due to your fucked up eye. -The person who knows we didn't talk about it and will gladly keep pissing Jed off

Jed C, You don't know what you want, you just know you want everyone to read your mind even when your mind is blank. Don't tell me I don't know what I'm doing and that I have no plan. Fuck you. You'll never be the Indy Mini or the Boston Marathon. -The person that hates motorcycles and running

Julie S, I wrote the grammar correction on the shared Google Doc. I will stay in my lane, when you stay in yours. - The person who doesn't wear makeup. That's right, NONE!

My mom gave my 2 year an weed killer sprayer. I asked her why she would do that. She said, "well I don't know what you let him play with." She was pissed with me for telling her that I'd never like a child play with weed killer. Am I the asshole?

Diedra O, Get the chip off your shoulder and stop complaining for long enough to do your job. It wasn't my fault you only had a Marketing Director half the time. Also, get your shirts printed where the fuck I tell you to get them printed. -The person who doesn't have time for your shitty attitude

Doug T, I don't giving a flying fuck in space if I "pissed you off" Your staff needed trained whether you liked it or not. Stop sprawling on chairs with you junk out, hold your phone right, and for the love of God, trim your disgusting 5ft long nose hairs. -The person who has a harder job than you

Cat C, You aren't geeky, you aren't cool, you aren't hip and you aren't young. Wonder Woman is not a good feminist role model and you can't pull off that tattoo. -The person whose job you didn't get P.S. I didn't have a doctor's appointment for a UTI, I just didn't want to be around you.

Sarah A, Everybody hated you. I was fucking tickled when I learned that. You are a passive-agressive, condescending, gold digging, kiss ass. You are the only living millennial that can't make a bulleted list in Word, but hey, that's why you get paid the big bucks. -The person whose budget you stole

Sean R, You are the absolute worst boss I ever had. It was common knowledge you were cheating on your wife with at least 3 people. You are the gender pay gap, white male privilege, brown nosing, sexism, and microagression in creepy, balding, dad bod form. - The one who "didn't live up to the hype"

Dani T, You told my boss that taking a day off work after I had to put my dog to sleep was "a little much." I think you abandoning your kids to run off with your sugar daddy you've know for 6 months who "works in the CIA" is a little much. -The "intern" whose name you couldn't remember after a year