Windows? On my phone? It (was once) more likely than you think. This was a fun one to put together. Here's the full story of Windows Phone: youtu.be/bT1rp0FVuF8

New vid: The Find X8 Pro has the most fun smartphone cameras I've used in 2024. These are all from the 50MP 6X secondary super-tele:

Twitter 1.0: Ads from big brands you've heard of. Twitter 2.0: Buy a ~Chainsaw Sharpener~ from an account with 700 followers. We recommend two or more -- you know, for when you're sharpening ~multiple chainsaws at the same time~

from the galaxy brain behind today's Pixel 8 Pro leak: Tired: throwaway reddit account Wired: throwaway full-time employment 🙃

Recently I used a pretty neat little phone. If you were hoping for a Pixel 8 Mini, the Zenfone 10 is about as close as we're gonna get: https://youtu.be/KKiLBAwJNsQ

*checks the date* 📅 ah yes Twitter

Prigozhin goes apartment hunting in Belarus

I wrote about the DX12 stuff and why I think this has so much potential for Mac gaming — even if it becomes largely up to the enthusiasts for Inverse! https://www.inverse.com/tech/mac-directx-12-game-porting-toolkit-pc-games

Another one from the ~AI will just make shit up~ file: 1st quote here is legit. 2nd is a paraphrasing of something he once said. But nos 3-5 are total BS. Sure sound like something Ballmer would've said, but nope: fiction. (plus the source links all 404 b/c they're made up too 🙃)

Scene: It's March 2024 and finally time to unlock your iPhone 15 for sideloading