Asked Copilot to “schedule a meeting with [2 coworkers] at the first available time tomorrow after 10a”. It couldn’t do it because it can’t see their schedules (even though I, their manager, obviously can). Microsoft’s advantage is its ecosystem. But this shit can’t even do the easy stuff!

It’s impressive what Cig has done at IU. Congrats to them. ALSO FUCK IU but also congrats I guess

Crazy that the same week Ohio State’s offensive coordinator got hired at a different program Ohio State’s offense took a huge shit piss in our own pants on national television, what a crazy turn of events wow wow wow wow wow

IU did a great job of attacking OSU’s weakest defenders. Credit to Mendoza for tossing some serious dimes.

What a botch job by Fox to not show the replay judging. As if having to listen to Gus Johnson and Joel Klatt wasn’t bad enough,

Unbelievably bad call from the refs, followed by a preposterously late TO call. Just bush league stuff.

Oh man. That fuckin sucks. Everybody in the country, Buckeye fans included, wanted to see Mendoza vs Sayin. Hope the kid is okay.

Elvis shouldn’t see the ice again for #cbj

People argued for a 12-team playoff so that teams like JMU might sneak in, which is undoubtedly cool. But it also means this shitty-ass 3-loss Bama team still has a shot, just dumb all around.

Really happy for Miami fans, some of whom have waited upwards of 2, 3 months for this

In case this wasn’t obvious, if you’re a parent, especially a parent of a young boy, Hamnet is going to be a rough experience

Special teams disasterclass from the #cbj. Elvis not doing himself any favors. This goalie “competition/tandem” is over.

UM had 2 drives in the 4th quarter each of the last 3 years. First downs allowed: Jim Knowles 2023: 5 Jim Knowles 2024: 8 Matt Patricia 2025: 0

Michigan is 9-3 with a loss to Ohio State and a loss in A Game They Didn't Have To Play. That means we have to pretend they should be in the playoff

Dave Portnoy: BITCH Desmond Howard: BITCH Sherrone Moore: BITCH Jalen Rose: BITCH Gerald Ford: BITCH JJ McCarthy: BITCH

I mean that play call from Hartline is stupid nice

The “fumble through the end zone is a touchback” rule is the dumbest rule in sports, and anybody who argues otherwise is a narc

I mean that was also a terrible call, so I take back the gambling accusation, they’re just bad

Reffing has been extremely suspect already. Not calling the CJ TD, not ejecting that UM player, calling that a false start. Check the bank accounts.

Wink Martindale? Wink is the name of a monkey, not a man

How is that not an automatic ejection??? Classless

TTUN radio guy on 97.1: “Sherrone Moore is the guy Jim Harbaugh trusted to scout Ohio State day in, day out” These guys are living in an alternate reality, man

That’s a helluva play call from Sark

Another fun loss courtesy Dean Evanson, who thinks it’s a good idea to start Luca Pinelli in OT instead of Adam Fantilli #cbj

is Microsoft Excel a feminist? Is Gemini a queer ally? Is this graphing calculator my friend

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sorry mom i need to become a skeleton by order of this guy who got caught molesting teenagers for decades. no more hugs or christmas, mother. i need to die now by order of the panty eating ogre of atlantic city

My first time hearing Lainey Wilson and I gotta say, I remain completely befuddled by the country music industry and how people like her can get so popular

Macy’s performers are, as they say, “A Who’s Who of ’…Who?’”

Has anyone ever thrown away their Oscar chances with a terrible Macy’s Parade lip-syncing performance?

Dude what the fuck is Monahan doing there? #cbj

This might be the terrible kalimotxos speaking (the only alcohol my in-laws had was strawberry fruit wine) but The Wild Robot rules, Dreamworks has the sauce, and Disney is creatively bankrupt

#cbj tonight 🤝 trump (probably) very ugly pp

My son turned 5 and immediately entered his ninja obsession phase - Lego Ninjago - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Mastery of kuji-kiri to dispel unwanted attention from the target’s guard dogs

How does Dean not immediately pull Elvis after this? Cmon man #cbj

10000% correct Also, as Janelle correctly asserted in the previous tweet, justice for Solo

Rewatching A Complete Unknown and upgrading it from “Liked it” to “freakin loved it”

Oh my god

Adam Fantilli have yourself a night! #cbj

It's disrespectful for you to even suggest that

107 days between May 3 and August 19. 3 Home games. New shitty MLS calendar came early for #Crew96

Wicked For Good: - Liked, didn't love - New song No Place Like Home was a highlight - Johnathan Bailey is sexy af - They fixed a lot of 2nd act script issues, but added their own - Lots of weird directorial decisions led to rough pacing - Minor players kicked ass (Boq, Nessa, Goldblum)

Basically the entire roster getting a shot at OT except one of your best shooters in Chinakhov. Lundestrom? Olivier?? Make it make sense, Dean. #cbj

I’m here to kick ass and make friends. And I’m all outta kickin ass!

Just to recap, since the 2024 #Crew96 were number one in CONCACAF, they have lost Neil McGuinness, Tim Bezbatchenko, Corey Wray, Kelvin Jones, Cucho, and it looks soon to be Wilfried Nancy along with some assistants. Also, we are paying for a Dome so the Haslams have more Cleveland games