Ahoy folks. At #PAXAUS this weekend? I'm floating with no agenda and open to playing games with new people. If you're interested in sitting at a table with a random pirate wrestler for a board or TTRPG game, pop a reply here or send me a message and we'll line something up.

Without saying the name, what's your favourite video game?

That 12 hour stream? It's kicking off now. Head on over to twitch.tv/fireabroadside if you want to see me not understand how to play a wrestling game. 12 hours! Wrestling Empire! Let's go!

I promised. You delivered. Now I'm delivering. Since my community were lovely enough to get me a video card, it's coming. The MDickie masterpiece, Wrestling Empire. 12 hours. Australia's most ok wrestler takes on the most ok wrestling game. 10am AEST tomorrow. twitch.tv/fireabroadside

Hey, remember back when Microsoft put an AI chatbot on Twitter and it got goaded into saying nazi shit and they shut it down? Amazing how far we've come since then.

What's that? I'm about to go live with my eternal opponent The Misift at twitch.tv/fireabroadside and we're going to be talking about old matches and then maybe playing some Dinkum?

Well, after a long weekend that felt more like a month, it was super lovely of the weather to deliver a much needed late night walk in the rain.

The perfect pi day joke. No notes.

People paid channel points to make it happen. Subscribers voted for it. It's finally here. It's Hades day. Will I be really too distracted to interact with chat? Probably, yes. Let's go. It's a first playthrough of Hades, kicking off and going #live in about 30 at twitch.tv/fireabroadside

Oh hey, I haven't watched The Wrestler since before I started training. I wonder if it looks different now I'm a wrestler. *Watches Randy pocket a fan's sharpie 4 minutes into the movie* Yeah, that tracks.

I suppose I'd better do a stream. Will I finish My Time at Portia's main plot tonight? Maybe. Probably not. Either way, the stakes are overwhelmingly mid. Come hang out anyway. twitch.tv/fireabroadside

Best looking commentary team in the business. Bar none. Actual ability to speak? Undecided.

So the good news is that on this, the last day of Summer, I realised the fan in my library has been on Winter mode for at least 12 months. So catch me live at twitch.tv/fireabroadside right now for the most comfortable stream I've done in months temperature-wise.

Me neither.... me neither.

Genuinely. But of course, we won't denounce a damn thing and our allegedly centre-left government will just fall in line with two right wing pricks advocating for ethnic cleansing because it's an easier route, and we're allied.

Australians are getting forcibly removed from their homes, which their families have lived in for years, so migrant settlers can just move in and take them? Because the migrants control the government, and their international allies say they're in the right? This is tyranny, and must be resisted.

A cishet Eurovision? No thanks. Sounds boring as hell.

It's honestly shocking that I'm not a promo guy.

So about a month ago, I decided to finally cross Twin Peaks off my 'stuff that's apparently good and you should watch it' list, and started watching it. Yesterday, I got up to the episode where David Lynch first appears on screen. Coincidence? Yeah. Probably.

Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus

28 people were murdered in New York City in November. How many of them got a full scale manhunt with $50k bounties for the capture of the person who killed them? That part alone should be pretty radicalising. It's only worth seriously investigating your death if you're deemed important enough.

Yeah. This is going to work really well. No notes.

Just going to share my new wrestling merch design with Bluesky for no reason at all. Just seems like the platform for it. If you want one, you can get one here: www.prowrestlingtees.com/wrestler-t-s... Australian merch store link coming soon.

I went into this weekend concerned that there weren't enough photos of me staring at Jengis Kong in the middle of a wrestling ring. Fixed it. Now just a few more and I can finally retire.

Why is it that every time I get a merch design finalised, I immediately come up with another, better merch design? Is this why nobody can ever truly retire from wrestling? Because there's always a new, better merch design?

I suppose if I'm going to start using this, I'd best start by posting an unprompted opinion. Eggplant sucks. Terrible vegetable.