𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗢𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻'𝘀 𝗥𝗼𝘁: 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗽 𝘁𝗼 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗧𝘆𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁 NOT SATIRE

ICC Extension Renders White’s Ferry Obsolete Click below for full article. montgonion.com/home/iccextension

𝗚𝗹𝗲𝗻 𝗘𝗰𝗵𝗼 𝗣𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗥𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗝𝗗 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲

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𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗹’𝘀, 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘆’𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗡𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘆 𝗔𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗥𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱-𝗦𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁

𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝟳-𝗘𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗥𝘂𝗻𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀 Convenient vigilantism used to thwart retail profiling

𝗞𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗿𝘁'𝘀 𝗔𝗯𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗣𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿: 𝗔 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗘𝗻𝗱𝘀, 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀 Non-Satirical @montgomerycountymd.bsky.social @cmkatestewart.bsky.social @mococouncilmd.bsky.social

𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗕𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗕𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘁 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗶𝗽 𝗼𝗳 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆: 𝗔 𝟮𝟱𝟬 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿-𝗢𝗹𝗱 𝗢𝗱𝗱𝗶𝘁𝘆 Non-Satirical

𝗘𝗻𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗜𝘀 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲

EXCLUSIVE 🔥 Leaked chat📱shows how MCPS Superident Thomas Taylor bungled Friday's snow snow ❄️ decision 🤔.

𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗘𝘅𝗲𝗰𝘂𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗚𝘂𝗶𝗹𝘁𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝟰𝟮 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗟𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗙𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 NON-SATIRICAL

𝗔𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗦𝗶𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗔𝗱𝗼𝗽𝘁𝘀 𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗜𝗣𝗠 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗴𝘆

We would like to join Google AI in debunking the Montgomery County cooked crab ban rumor. The rules only apply to the method of preparation. Details: montgonion.com/home/steamed...

𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗚𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗔𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗶𝗹𝗹

𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗗𝗲𝗯𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗕𝗮𝗻 𝗡𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

𝗗𝘂𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻’/𝗕𝗮𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗻 𝗦𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗼 𝗶𝗻 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲

𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗚𝗣𝗧 𝗕𝗹𝗲𝘄 𝗠𝗶𝘁𝗵𝘂𝗻 𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗷𝗲𝗲’𝘀 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻

𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗦𝘂𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗺

𝗚𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗽𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱

On small business Saturday, we appreciate ❤️ Headlight Restoration Montgomery, who pays our web hosting fees and other expense. Started in 2020 during the Covid-19 lockdown, the company has restored more than 4,000 sets of vehicle headlights and is number #1 in the DMV. www.headzmd.com

Following our article analyzing Banerjee’s financial disclosure statement irregularities, he harassed and threatened The Montgonion, ours readers, local officials, and fellow media outlets who engaged with or reposted the article. He's completely unhinged (like his doors 👇)

𝗠𝗶𝘁𝗵𝘂𝗻 𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗷𝗲𝗲’𝘀 𝗥𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗘𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 ‘𝗘𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲’ Non-Satirical

𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗕𝗮𝗴 𝗕𝗮𝗻 𝗘𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁, 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗕𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗻 𝗝𝗮𝗻 𝟭

Mithun Banerjee says our report is a biased attack against "a Minority, Person of Color, Asian American & Immigrant." We say perjury is colorblind.

𝗘𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲'𝘀 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 Non-Satirical Report

𝗝𝘂𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗢𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗧𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

𝗘𝗹𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗵’𝘀 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗘𝗴𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗜𝘁

𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹: 𝗦𝗶𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝗞𝗮𝘁𝘇 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗕𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 Non-Satirical

𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗘𝘅𝗲𝗰𝘂𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗢𝗳𝗳 𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗰 𝗙𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝘂𝗺 Non-Satirical

About 100 citizens attended today's County Executive forum organized by the Montgomery County Civic Federation. No fireworks or real surprises. More soon...

We rescued the Glenmont elephant. Part of the 2002 "Party Animals" public art exhibit, this elephant once graced the finest art museums and hallowed spaces. We shall restore it and, one day soon, it shall roam the plains of @montgomerycountymd.bsky.social #PublicArt #elephants #GlenmontMD

𝗠𝗖𝗣𝗦 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰 𝗕𝘂𝘀𝗲𝘀

𝗗𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗡𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗟𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀

The Glenmont elephant continues to roam the vast asphalt plains in @montgomerycountymd.bsky.social He's a dirty boy. #gildaradner #glenmontmd #montgomerycountymd #MontgonionAfterDark

🚨 NEW STATE RECORD! 🚨 Evan Glass of Layhill has officially set a new Maryland record for Chesapeake Channa—better known as northern snakehead—in the Invasive Division! Glass landed the massive 21.8-pounder while bare hand fishing in Glenmont Pond 👏 #Snakehead #StolenThunder

𝗚𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗴'𝘀 𝗔𝘀𝗵𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝗛𝗶𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗶𝗻𝗴

𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝗚𝘂𝗻 𝗕𝘂𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗜𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 Non-Satirical (don't believe everything you read on @fox5dc.com.web.brid.gy montgonion.com/home/rockvil...

𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩 Limited Supply! Order Now! montgonion.com/home/leafblo...

Our friend Rosa Torres from Glen Waye Gardens Condominiums informed us the sign posts disintegrated in the acidic swamp. The Mayor will retrieve any remains in the morning. Sorry, @evanmglass.bsky.social 😢

𝗚𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗘𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝗚𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗻

Nobody naw give you no break DEP naw give you no break Not a Council member give you no break Not even you HOA naw give you no break Bad boys, bad boys Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? (Seen in 20853 today) #LeafBlowerRebels #Autumn #Leafs

𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹: 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗗𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗙𝗹𝗮𝗴 (Non-Satirical) montgonion.com/home/rockvil...

𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗢𝗜𝗚 𝗠𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗝𝘂𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 (Non-Satirical)

We broke a pretty big story last week. We are also surprised no one else is reporting on it. 𝗚𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗴 𝗠𝗮𝘆𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲’𝘀 𝗡𝗼𝗻𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗶𝘁 𝗙𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗥𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽, 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝘆 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 Read 👉 montgonion.com/home/tmactax...

What did you watch after school?

𝗠𝗰𝗡𝘂𝗹𝘁𝘆'𝘀 '𝗗𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴' 𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗿𝘂𝗽𝘁𝘀 𝗛𝗶𝘀 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗴𝗻

Question #5: Which of the following ranks highest on your Hall Pass list: Jamie Raskin, Cheryl Kagan, Wes Moore, Barbara Mikulski?

𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗹'𝘀 𝗖𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱-𝗗𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗩𝗮𝗰𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗔𝘁-𝗟𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝗦𝗲𝗮𝘁