>I see a new comment >I open the fic, life in my eyes >It's an AI comment >I visibly deflate

"Restaurant Rush" - Approx. 3500 words - Original A waiter snags an interesting find: An arcade machine for an obscure game. archiveofourown.org/works/72509176 We here at Cerulean Knight Inc. love reality shift gains. Obliviousness...

"Dang the prompts for this fic are so hard :(((" *ends up getting crazy inspiration and writing the longest one so far*

We're coming up on a problem here

"Voluntary Captivity" - Approx. 3200 words - Original (Knights) Knight makes other Knight big. There are sadomasochism elements. More at... now. archiveofourown.org/works/72390726

without limits you say...

"The All-Consuming" - Approx. 3000 words - Terraria After getting hit by a lucky shot, you start feeling very, very hungry. This has consequences. Mind the tags! This one is gross! archiveofourown.org/works/72267201

idea: speedrunner who gains weight with each non-PB-attempt equal to the number of seconds off from their PB they were. every new record gets just a bit harder to keep up with... would be a shame if they died in-game and lost a whole minute of time because of it...

"New Customer" - Approx. 3000 words - Original The Evermore Bakery has a new regular. After all, their food is irresistible from the first taste... Yeah they're back again. Absolute MENACES to people's waistlines. archiveofourown.org/works/72155681

fabled cerulean triple post but holy shit are there seriously gainers on tumblr writing their posts with AI? to convince people to buy their patreon/onlyfans/whatever? are we for real right now? I hope it's not true but the "it's not x, it's y" cadence and weird emojis are... nerve inducing..

Actually the fact that I haven't done a Transformers fic yet is astonishing and it's only because I find it a little bit unapproachable to get into the Official Media. there's like five hundred canons where do you even start

"First Flight" - Approx. 2900 words - Original An AI-powered plane/robot is tricked into thinking it's having fuel issues. Hogweed spiritual successor!!! Or. Actual successor, kind of? Anyway, we love to see a robot overeat. archiveofourown.org/works/72034876

I'm sure learning about the Transformers Silly Guys from only tumblr art and AUs and such and none of the actual source material will go extremely well for me

"Foggy Fields" - Approx. 2800 words - Risk of Rain Pilot comes across a strange weather event that has some... strange effects on his body. 2/15 for Feedist Kinktober - Thick Fog, featuring Pilot propaganda. archiveofourown.org/works/71896421

Having a piss kink and a bloating/inflation kink together must be such a good synergy cause you could just drink a whole lot and still be into it even when it's coming out

The Warhammer gacha game sunk its grubby claws in me However ☝️ I am coming across Characters such as this man with a cool mask ☝️

Knight is captured and shackled, and given a strange mix of physical abuse and pampering. He starts to crave the days where he is treated kindly, not noticing the way his mind is being conditioned to desperately need it or the way it's slowly taking a toll on his body...

"Shining Generosity" - Approx. 1800 words - Original The Goldenrod Knight is offered a place to stay for the night and a hot meal. Nothing malicious happens whatsoever. Feedist Kinktober is here folks and I'm gonna try and do 15 fics for it! Enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/71765876

Love seeing all these October sequences getting started up... some characters gonna get huge this month, looking forward to it.

spent like half an hour assembling a big compilation of all the positive comments I've received for Motivational Purposes. Never forget the impact that your positivity can have on someone else, ok? I don't speak for all authors but personally a single kind comment can keep me going for days..

"Red Wrecker" - Approx. 9700 words - Original but took heavy inspiration from a tumblr post Rex Crane, AKA The Red Wrecker, suffers an injury that forces him off his feet for a couple months. What happens when his hard-earned discipline starts to crumble? archiveofourown.org/works/71623096

been seeing a lot of posts about this banyue guy, might have to look into him(?) a little more......

"Retirement" Chapter 2 - Approx. 6100 words - Pokemon You go for round 2 with Drayden. Things get a little more up-close and personal this time. archiveofourown.org/works/636902... I'm still writing! Drayden x Reader cannot be stopped even by writing events being cancelled!

Bounty board like the Super Mario Maker Team 0% thing where the goal is to give as many (adult) characters as possible at least one belly kink fic

what if obscure character era

Rev up the copyright infringement lawsuits!

On the train to work I keep seeing this AI ad, which is bad enough already, but it's also blatantly ripping off transformers. Like there's a tagline "we are your new prime" and it has transformers style robots shown on the ads. Completely Unrelated: might do a Hogweed spiritual successor

Hashtag blessed by finding a belly kink fic just by scrolling a character tag on AO3 You love to see it in the wild...

I need to just throw off the shackles of canon and do a space marine fic without doing extensive research simply because they're hot and need to be fat. this will surely go well.

Robot doing risk play kink by inflating their belly with large amounts of water until it begins to creak against their internal wiring

kinktober this year.......... just had a genuinely disgusting idea I think we're gonna have a great time

Call it Word War, the logo is a parchment and quill on top of the words "Word War" in different languages and scripts Has someone done this already and I'm just reinventing the wheel

Artfight but it's for writing instead of drawing

Overwhelming size and weight you say.................

While I may be shallow in always talking about his body I need you all to remember that I love Bane for who he is. He is someone who was undeserving of the life he was given yet became a stronger man despite it. He’s cruel ruthless and menacing yet he still has his morals..

It occurs to me that I have way too many WIPs and none of them are remotely near complete

it's a little late but here it is! as thanks for 500 followers, get your very own free rustedpt story (if you win)! ends september 6th :)

Halfway through writing an Explicit :tm: fic

soldiers with 'super' suit things that make em strong and agile and beefy and smart (because it includes a brain implant) and then they get hacked causing the reverse, they start swelling up and slowing down... their brains fog with hunger... idk feels like it could be a fun fic with drone stuff

Brainrot is seeing someone downing a Boost on the train and Imagining Things as a result

Speaking of which I also got a bot comment there so clearly that means I've made it 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

btw for anyone who didn't know, I have a tumblr! for longer posts that I don't wanna split into 20 things here on bsky but also aren't fics to put on ao3. Knight-related lore things www.tumblr.com/ceruleanknig... and some short second-person fics www.tumblr.com/ceruleanknig... Asks open there too!

"fill captain up" you say... 👁️👁️

"Anthropomorphizations of Tumblr should be fat because it has TUM in the name" I say. The crowd boos and throws tomatoes. Nevertheless, I am correct.

-- Quarantine Zone -- (spore-caused belly inflation, contagious belches) Nomad One "just" has to lock down a quarantine zone. Unfortunately, one of the patrol teams comes back packed to bursting with spores. AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/69236686 FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/61937469/

>being exposed to transformers porn on my non-horny main like yeah hot I guess altho I wish the size difference was more exaggerated but also huh??? why?????

actively taking measures to lengthen the thing that has been distracting me from writing very good decision cerulean 👍👍👍

This is such a fun idea. If you're an average-ish 160lb dude, 0.25% is 0.4 pounds a day. A pound of fat is 3500 calories, so to combat that, you'd need about a 1400 calorie deficit, putting you at 600 calories a day to break even, more if you're exercising. (cont'd...)

hm..............

Robots with big fat guts are soo freakin' based