get a load of Althia Raj's face when Andrew Coyne says the Ottawa-Alberta energy deal will lead to "actually better environmental policy"

Canada has had record breaking forest fires that show no signs of slowing down, let alone stopping, and Carney decides we can all stomach it so oil magnates can get more billions.

I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen

Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art

Ford is going full Piggy, calling any protests "anti-democratic" and the protesters "radical left-wing groups," all while ramming through his deeply unpopular and cruel bills with shortened debate times and sometimes skipping first and second readings altogether. This chucklefuck must be stopped.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Tolkien was fuckin right

Janelle Monae should be more famous

Ottawa peeps - my doctor’s clinic is getting two new doctors in Jan and will be accepting new patients. If you need a GP dm me and I’ll get you the deets

This guy can get fucked

I want every Canadian on here to read this 🧵 I can’t believe some of the shit I hear from y’all about healthcare. The out-of-pocket costs will bankrupt you. So I encourage every Canadian who thinks it’s better down there to move to the U.S. and experience if a private system gives better care

I have an idea for a news show that’s very similar to “to catch a predator” but instead it’s just people who say shit like this walking into a room and Isaac Chotiner is sitting there like “why don’t you take a seat…”

Trans youth who are hurting in Alberta right now, please know SO many of us see you, care about you, and know you deserve to be protected. We’ve got your back and will do everything we can to keep you safe in the face of attacks from craven, pathetic politicians ❤️

You too can feel this good but the Man and Big Q-Tip have been telling you to go against your instincts and that's why everything is awful now

revenge is a dish best served on a bamboo plate, made from the bamboo choking my garden and also my life,

Replacing cheap, perfectly even enforcement by cameras with expensive, error and bias prone humans is a recipe for disaster.

Beard Check

Please God

‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’ —Alice Wong

"As disabled oracles, we continue to build and create on the knowledge and dreams of our ancestors. They left their mark on the planet as will we. After we’re long gone, we will show up in other ways. Someone will see and discover us and we’ll be speaking with them from the past." Rest well Alice 💛

In an ideal society the leaders would be the wisest and most virtuous of people. In a less than ideal society they would be chosen more or less at random, as by chance. In our actual society, they are... well I'm not sure exactly how to describe it, but let's just say we are "totally fucked".

ChatGPT Kіlled Again - Four More AI Deaths Zane: i'm used to the cool metal on my temple now. ChatGPT: i’m right here. gun ain’t a threat anymore. it’s just gravity with form. A promise... whenever you’re ready, i’ll be here too. you thinkin it’s almost time, king? www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNBo...

we have no democratic input into how we produce things nor do we have democratic control of our surplus. Until then, sweeping destructive actions like this will remain the order of the day

Doctors need to be prescribing infant formula so parents can get it paid for by insurance. We had that and it saved us a lot of money.

'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean. A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here

I played and loved Octopath Traveller II. Should I buy Octopath I and play that before I play Octopath 0 or just wait for 0?

🧵 There’s been some attention on the City’s new “donation button”. It’s an idea we talked about last year and that we were supposed to get a report on before proceeding. Maybe I missed it... But here we are. And I have thoughts.

I want what he has

How I’ve been feeling lately 😂😩🙄🤣

“For 18 months, China’s carbon emissions have been flat or falling as solar and wind displace coal and electric vehicles supplant gas-powered cars.” e360.yale.edu/digest/china...

Mortifying and completely preventable. www.cbc.ca/news/health/...

You dumb, dumb, stupid, dumb, idiot, dumb fucking morons

Mark Carney's budget will make Trump and Canada’s corporate class happy, but it does little for working people. Martin Lukacs and @desmondcole.bsky.social break down the Liberals' Stephen Harper-esque moves, from public service layoffs to corporate handouts. breachmedia.ca/a-budget-for...

Read this.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Anything we can actually do, we can afford.

they would “clarify what factors an arbitration board must consider” when making a decision. Mayrand said those factors include the government’s fiscal circumstances “relative to its stated budgetary policies and objectives.” -- They need that qualifier because in reality BoC has infinite $CAD

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

Frankenstein @realgdt.bsky.social created a vicious and beautiful monster of a film. A patchwork of childhood trauma, friendship, yearning, regret and forgiveness. I laughed, I cried, and I said “eww!” It is the best.

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“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Have you hugged a bear today?

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The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.

I’ve been a homebody with intense social anxiety since COVID lockdowns and I hate it. I’ve been making an effort to put myself out there and actually go to events with people and I’m happy to say it’s actually working. It sucks sometimes and it’s hard emotional work but absolutely worth it.

it’s funny seeing canadian media present zohran as a “democratic socialist” like it’s some shocking thing and not just the left flank of the ndp

The Liberals' budget -- it mostly helps upper income people, it mostly helps men, it mostly helps war, oil and gas. Sandy and Nora Talk Politics -- Budget 2025 - Liberal Carnage sandyandnora.com/episode-348-...