America is not a Christian nation.

Respected Comrade Kim Jong-Un, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea and Supreme Leader of the #DPRK today issued the following statement: "Release the #EpsteinFiles." The Leader eagerly awaits the information contained therein, but totally not for tips on acquiring young girls. Pinky swear!

Today, Respected General Secretary Kim Jong-Un completed Wordle in a single guess for the 1,542nd consecutive time. Wordle 1,542 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The #DPRK finds it interesting that America claims Iran is a nuclear threat and attacks it, meanwhile America KNOWS about our mighty super-duper nuclear arsenal but doesn't dare attack us! Either America was looking for an excuse to target Iran or our handsome, powerful leader is too much for them!

Today, respcted Marshal Kim Jong-Un, Secretary General of the Workers' Party of Korea, completed Wordle on 1 guess for the 1446th consecutive day. Wordle 1,446 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Today, Respected General Secretary and Supreme Leader of the #DPRK Kim Jong-Un completed Wordle in 1 guess for the 1433rd consecutive time. Wordle 1,433 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Respected Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Commander of the #DPRK Armed Forces, vowed to sternly punish the nitwits who failed to launch our newest mighty warship properly. The ship was even clearly marked with all appropriate "This Side Up" and "Do Not Drop" labels. www.cnn.com/2025/05/22/a...

Kim Yo-Jong, beloved sister of the respected Marshal Kim Jong-Un, chided the hostile forces on their silly "daydreams" of #DPRK denuclearization in a recent interview. "If the Imperialists wish to daydream, they can check out my OnlyFans page for NSFW fun!" she said. abcnews.go.com/Internationa...

Uh-oh. We might be in trouble. The #DPRK is all about the LOLs. There's no humor like totalitarian humour. "Knock-knock" "Who's there?" "The secret police. We know you're listening to K-Pop." www.wired.com/story/bluesk...

Kim Jong-Un, Chairman of the Central Military Commission of the #DPRK, personally tested the newest weapon of our invincible military, guaranteed to assure victory against all enemies! The respected Chairman hit 20 bull's-eyes with only 10 shots, proving his genius! www.france24.com/en/live-news...

Our Peerless Leader Kim Jong-Un gave Field Guidance to our superior #DPRK scientists developing "unmanned" drones for kamikaze raids. He cleverly noted that you can still call it "unmanned" if you only put a child at the controls. www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/3/...

Respected General Secretary Kim Jong-Un is always at the forefront of the intelligence activities of the #DPRK, with his masterful leadership. But holy hell, we didn't expect the evil enemy to make it THIS easy!

Rest assured the evil Imperialists will get a much better look at this technical marvel of the #DPRK, when our mighty forces come forth to crush our enemies in the final march to Juche victory!

These unpardonable insults must meet with a horrible retribution. Respected Kim Yo-Jong will surely add you to her list of hatemongers now banned from her OnlyFans account, and the people of the #DPRK will forever curse your sophistries!

The brave and loyal citizens of the #DPRK will never let this insult go unpunished! Besides, none of our people would ever want to leave our country and be for even a moment away from the loving care of our peerless Marshal Kim Jong-Un.

Due to overwhelming demand by right-thinking persons from around the world, the #DPRK has been forced to limit tourism so that we have enough time to show all of our guests the shiny, happy, well-fed people who lve a life of nothing to envy! Nothing to hide here! www.bbc.com/news/article...

Today, Respected General Secretary and Supreme leader of the #DPRK Kim Jong-Un completed Wordle in 1 guess for the 1352nd consecutive time. Wordle 1,352 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Note that Kim Jong-Un's official titles are: General Secretary of the WPK, Chairman of the Central Military Commission of the WPK, President of the State Affairs of the DPRK and Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the DPRK They are NOT: El Presidumpty The Dictater-tot The Dear Eater Kimzempic

Us, too! Respected Supreme Commander Kim Jong-Un is pleased to offer you the finest accommodations and will surely help keep you and your nuclear weapons safe! Our safehouse address: 123 Revolution Street, Pyongyang. (The EYKAY is under the ATMAY. Shh.)

Distinguished super-important personages from all over the World have sent congratulations & gifts to Respected #DPRK General Secretary Comrade Kim Jong-Un on the occasion of the Day Of The Shining Star. Local Party committees have also fondly marked the birthday of the late Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il.

In view of the firing of most of America's nuclear weapons safety personnel, Respected Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the #DPRK today offered to take over safekeeping of the evil Imperialists' nuclear arsenal. "We promise to look after them as if they were our own," he said.

Wordle 1,338 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Respected Comrade Kim Jong-Un today solved Wordle in one guess for the 1,338th consecutive time.

Dear Puppet Scum Leaders of South Korea; ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Happy February 14th! Please be our Valentine!* ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Love, The Workers' Party of Korea (Respected Kim Jong-Un, Chairman) *Don't worry, the #DPRK is still going to bring about your final destruction. That's still totally a go.

The Chairman of the Air Transport Directorate of the #DPRK sent a commiserating message to 2nd-place #Westjet, noting that Air Koryo was always destined to be the best thanks to respected Kim Jong-Un's guidance & our modern(ish) Russian planes - now with SEATBELTS! www.narcity.com/canadian-air...

The #DPRK Ministry of Sporty Stuff today flailed the #NHL puppets for holding so-called "international tournament" without the participation of the North Korean team, widely known as the World's best. With respected Coach Kim Jong-Un behind the bench, our invincible athletes couldn't possibly lose.

Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they know something about him, But nothing comes out when they move their lips, Just a bunch of gibberish, And #DPRK enemies act like they forgot about Kim.

The Central Military Commission of the #DPRK has issued a protest to the #NFL after the respected Chairman Kim Jong-Un was snubbed in the #Superbowl VIP invitation list. Such brazen insults can never go unanswered and the people of the DPRK will surely exact a fearsome revenge for this slight.

#DPRK Celebrates almost 24 Hours of Uninterrupted Electrical Supply to Pyongyang. The WPK hailed the recent achievement of 23½ hours without a power outage in Pyongyang, noting that the warm love of Workers for the Supreme Commander makes all things possible, and will last forev... **disconnected**

#DPRK scientists flailed the ridiculous unscientific prognosticators for their foolhardy attempts to predict the end of winter. Every schoolboy knows Respected Kim Jong-Un ushers in spring at will with his warm, loving smile. Even the seasons bow to his peerless greatness. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

February is "National food education month" in the #DPRK. Under the careful guidance of Marshal Kim Jong-Un, State organs are commanded to increase awareness on favourite foodstuffs such as pine needles, wild grasses and beetles, and eradicate lies about "staple" foods being necessary in a diet.

Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the #DPRK, recently gave Field Guidance at a major nuclear facility, urging them to increase the might of the nation in response to the American imperialist leader. "That Muthafucka be CRAZY!" he told workers present. apnews.com/article/nort...

The General Secretary sternly upbraided officials who engaged in disgraceful behaviour, and said he will never pardon such acts. He then ordered another bottle of Champagne to celebrate his decisiveness. www.euronews.com/2025/01/31/k...

새해 복 많이 받으십시오 Saehae bok mani badeuseyo! Happy Year of the Snake to the hostile scum forces in the South and their evil Western puppetmasters! This year will surely bring about the final victory of the #DPRK as we march towards a glorious Utopia under respected General Secretary Comrade Kim Jong-Un!

The Korean Central News Agency blasted the NYT as Amateurs. Such sycophancy to a President would never happen in the #DPRK, under the brilliant and flawless leadership of beloved Marshal Kim Jong-Un, the shining light of genius statesmanship and peerless governance. www.rawstory.com/karoline-lea...

The Korean Central News Agency today in an editorial praised the decision of the #Trump regime to cease sending money to the mean, nasty people of Ukraine. The #DPRK will benefit greatly from such policies, correctly allowing respected President Putin to liberate Europe from "freedom and democracy".

#DPRK researchers, under the wise guidance of Kim Jong-Un, daily make great strides in answering difficult Scientific questions. Recently the Pyongyang Institute of Stuff was able to solve the riddle of "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" The correct answer is: Eternal President Kim Il-Sung.

Welcome to the official Bluesky News account of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. The #DPRK is a true Superpower under the loving and masterful Juche leadership of respected General Secretary Kim Jong-Un, beloved by his people who live a life of happiness, prosperity and plentiful food.

Everyone knows you never go full North Korea. Even WE don't go full North Korea, and we ARE North Korea! #DPRK www.comicsands.com/karoline-lea...

Comrade Kim Jong-Un had stern words about media claims #VPTrump is "owned" by Vladimir Putin. "The #DPRK has claim to at least a 42% share in said ownership, since he has so clearly taken such a liking to our glorious, masterful methods of governing" the Marshal said. "He will be a big help for us."

Respected General Secretary Kim Jong-Un today announced 25% tariffs on all imported American products, as soon as we find the billing address of the people who keep floating balloons full of DVDs, flash drives and blue jeans across the border.

Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Leader of the #DPRK, offered warm, comradely advice for the new #Trump regime: When solidifying your dictatorship amid potential resistance, don't say the quiet part out loud.

Kim Jong-Un, General Secretary of the WPK, today sent congratulatory flowers on the occasion of tomorrow's #inauguration of President Elon Musk, Vice-President Donald Trump, and whatever it is that J.D. Vance will be doing. The #DPRK wishes them success under the supervision of Premier Xi Xinping.

Kim Jong-Un, Chairman of the Central Commission of the Workers' Party of Korea, shows off his latest invention: A guitar that doesn't require electricity! Perfect for passing the time during Pyongyang blackouts or taking your mind off ration reductions. Pre-Tuned to D-Minor, the most Socialist key.

Welcome to the official Bluesky News account of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. The #DPRK is a true Superpower under the loving and masterful Juche leadership of respected General Secretary Kim Jong-Un, beloved by his people who live a life of happiness, prosperity and plentiful food.

#PresidentMusk and #VPTrump have moved Monday's inaugural proceedings indoors due to weather concerns. When Respected Kim Jong-Un was invested as the full, divine successor of the Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il, the heavens celebrated with 49 days of warm sunshine, further proving the glory of the #DPRK.

The Central Military Commission of the #DPRK warned the reckless villains that it will respond strongly to these war practices. "We will launch our poop balloons in ever growing numbers to exact a brutal revenge!" it said, describing our terrifying military reaction. www.france24.com/en/live-news...

The South Korean "authorities" foolishly insist on denying that the #DPRK is now a leading world Superpower thanks to its super-reliable, cant-miss nuclear weapons, personally designed by the Respected Kim Jong-Un. Trump agents clearly have accepted their defeat! www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Respected Kim Jong-Un today expressed plans for the #DPRK to annex Canada as its 9th province, to counter American imperialist moves from dotard Trump. This would offer all of the same advantages for Canada (poverty, bad health care, food shortages, repression) as joining America as the #51stState.

Important personages and leaders from all corners have today sent heartfelt wishes to respected General Secretary Kim Jong-Un, on the occasion of his birthday. They all express their firm belief that the Marshal will lead the #DPRK to continued victories in his quest to find the perfect dessert.

Wordle 1,291 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Respected Comrade Kim Jong-Un today solved Wordle in one guess for the 1,291st consecutive time.