i ate expired tortillas and im ready to see the hat man tonight

if anyone ever prevents you from going to your desired toilet just piss yourself "but jellie thats embarrassing!" are you truly woke if you arent willing to get your pants a little dirty?

i drew carey yes #luciferlucifer #luluyam time 4.5 hours i only put the blood to cover up how badly i did on the hand

if i had the choice i would have been born as an obscure brainless deep sea invertebrate that hasnt evolved since the cambrian era

reminds me that i should probably find a way to refresh my language skills i didnt understand any of this even though i learned russian for 2 years

fun fact i had no idea how to draw clothes up until i got into lolita fashion back in 2022

me on my way to cover up the anatomy i just worked super hard on with pesky clothes

so white my mom asked to friend me on discord as well as my GRANDPA??

look i still draw im full of motivation and whimsy

along with the right to speak you also have the right to shut the fuck up and its far less annoying if some people choose to exercise the latter

i was casually listening to cupcakke while i was mining in minecraft and then i remembered that i have my classmates friended on discord and they can see what im listening to...

"dark humor" online is like being bear sprayed in the eyeballs and when you get mad at them they just say "i thought you liked spicy food? fake ass mf"

im enjoying death note so far if i had the death note id write the times really far apart and have wildly different causes of death so i wouldnt be caught but okay light

"if youre bad at something go to a class for it!!" HAHAHA you want me to go and DO THE THING IM BAD AT in a GROUP OF PEOPLE in front of a PROFESSIONAL while im being JUDGED BY SAID PROFESSIONAL THAT WHOLE TIME?? be fucking serious

fuck man i love spending money but i hate spending money

my friend reminded me of how the lulu plushie had to sit in the mail in the cold for a few days so i drew her in that situation too (there was frost on the package it was so sad)

i drew lulu in some winter clothes cuz i was wearing some while i was out today and i felt so cute i would have given her an ushanka but i didnt wanna cover up her beautiful hair

inspirations:

(TW: gun)

my hair dye keeps turning green this is the most uncreative bullshit ever

97% done with being a minor

@profanity.accountant time to check back in

you guys will NEVER guess what my favorite color is in a million years

sometime between 2022 and 2023 my view on swearing did a 180

my partner likes to watch me draw but i dont like my own art 75% of the time

i paused amalgamation at the wrong moment idk whether to be amused or scared

having theories about things but being too scared to talk about them bc what if im wrong

trust wall!

my oc canonically cannot pronounce her own last name (i keep giving my characters russian surnames)

random opinion: having self insert ocs isnt a bad thing in most cases and i personally enjoy imagining myself in different ways in media that i enjoy

i had the image pop into my head of phanuel microwaving phan i cant be serious

"huh why does my cursor change when i hover over this?" are my famous last words before going down a rabbit hole

i was making smth as a joke to that one verbalase thing but i accidentally downloaded the audio twice

im kinda just a stupid dummy who likes to draw and make ppl laugh i dont know how to do much else i hope thats ok

i want attention have this fanart shit i made over a week ago in under an hour

yes im insecure of my height yes i wish i was shorter yes im still gonna wear the biggest chunkiest platform heels i can find

last shower of the year get it? cuz tomorrow is next year?

alcohol is like coleslaw i will not elaborate

i was listening to a mix on youtube of music that youtube thinks ill like and most of it was just piano covers of ghost and pals songs cuz thats what i listen to when i draw but then i randomly got jumpscared with jax song

me and my partner core

i shouldnt do hair anymore every time something fucked up happens i was working on a wig and i turned and saw bloody tissues on the floor and when i went to look at them the lights started flickering LEGIT STORY i think im being haunted

how do i feel judged by my lulu plush girlll you eat roaches like popcorn you cannot judge me for playing sonic speed simulator

if i dont acknowledge any of my problems they will just go away i say gleefully i am found dead the next day

everyone seems to be getting fugglers this christmas but no one else has one as special as mine who i have dubbed "hoe biden"

i personally had a great christmas/yule btw it was very nice lets hope the new year goes well

all of me is serving except for my hair and wigs make my head look massive... :(

i want hash browns

melatoning

i just gave my 5th rundown of luluyam lore to my parents they still dont understand im not normal about my hyperfixations i remember every detail