At what time does a duck set its wake up alarm? The quack of dawn.

A whale, a raccoon and a bear cub…

A new trump cognitive test…

What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.

Shelby and I wish everyone a Happy Caturday!

I have NOT forgotten about the Epstein files. Have you?

Ever see the movie “Constipation?”

I was sitting in a coffee shop, and Bolero came on the radio. Around 8 minutes later, everything started to un-Ravel.

Tiger Woods for Trump’s chauffeur!

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: the right, the left and the final front ear.

Sunrise over the ocean, in New Jersey:

I’d read it. I’ve read, at least, 15 Dune books. I love being in the Dune Universe. I’ve read most of them, at least twice. Enjoy!

How many Pagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It was in the mid 80s on Tuesday and Wednesday. Now, on Thursday, it’s in the 30s—-and it’s snowing out! WTAF!

Hey Bennie…what’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A day without a book is like…just kidding. I have no idea.

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised youtu.be/vwSRqaZGsPw?...

Hahahahaha!

I have a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

I burned my Hawaiian pizza. I should have used aloha temperature.

President Donald J Trump is a rascist piece of shit! This screen snap is from the video he shared last night (about voter fraud) and ended with this image, with The Lion Sleeps Tonight music behind it. Disgusting.

Renee Good and Alex Pretti were executed by Trump ICE terrorists to distract from the fact that Trump is a pedophile and the entire Republican Party supports a pedophile. #FDT #TrumpIsAPedo

Safe from Seeing Malaria!

“I think my husband is a unifier.”

ICE ➡️ I Commit Executions

Fuck ICE.

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Why did the snowman go to therapy. He had a meltdown.

Mom, why do ICE agents wear masks?

Today, my wife and I celebrate our 54th Anniversary!

The globe, according to the Donroe Doctrine:

@grok did Hilton hotels ban dhs agents from staying in Minneapolis

The Diddler!

Hmmmm. I wonder what this picture is from?

To be American is to be #Antifa

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The dentist asked one of his patients out. He said he had fillings for her.

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I was going to tell a sodium joke. But, then I thought, Na.

Hey Bennie…

Our family chat lines are blowing up this morning—Google/YouTubeTV and Disney/ESPN/ ABC have failed to resolve their price dispute!

How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.

Apropos of nothing… I Feel Better Than James Brown. youtu.be/-TxHInkyNpg?...

Followed all I wasn’t already following. Good Blue Crew Resisters!

Thanks for a terrific starter pack. Followed all I wasn’t already following.

Extra Beans!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam

Is Dune a cheap ripoff of Star Wars!