Soon it will be rotate out sweatpants rotate in shorts time.

Poor your heart out, tout your accomplishments, give mundane thoughts no one cares about. Pictures from baseball games in Charleston that all look the same because we always sit in the same seats all the time...a couple a likes. 1 picture of Sally? Over a hundred and counting

Cat freaking Model

youtu.be/QtTj4cramPM?... Remember when Gwen was a rocker? A badass even? Hella Good No Doubt 2001

My dogs eat Pringles potato chips. I know they're not good for them. Hell, they're not good for me! *pop tarts too

Source: PBS share.google/enus4nrGkXb0... @1mirandaallen.bsky.social Tomorrow at 8pm West Virginia Public Television

Remembering fondly the days of lonely bachelorhood and Sundays recovering from 3 nights of wrestling with 49 cent tacos and 99 cent cans of Icehouse beer.

I had a tiny co worker in Roanoke who used to walk on my back...the 'Ol Lady ended that. Lol. The pressure on your back actually feels good.

I haven't wrestled in over 3 years and I'm still popular. World Heavyweight Champion Johnny Blast **not just a World Title by name. A championship that has been defended in the Bahamas, England, Austria, and Australia.

Oh yes! If it stars Lindsay Lohan, count me in...and make it horribly predictable and sappy...I wanna laugh at the absurdity while I drool over Ms Lohan.

They appeared on SCTV That show was better than SNL The entire cast became big stars But yes, The Plastics are basically Japanese B52s

Seriously. I was asked if my favorite coworker was a redhead at another station, and Ms Perfect interjected "no, its me" and the discussion ended there. #HappyBdayMsPerfect

Ms Perfect's birthday was recently. Talked her into making an account here. She did, because she's so nice, but she's never posted. She did that just to appease me I know. I'd list all her remarkable attributes, but I did already and she automatically knew I was talking about her. Perfection exists.

youtu.be/a70yJwgQtzo?... Martin Fry is a sauve motherfucker on par with Bryan Ferry, Robert Palmer or Tony Hadley Poison Arrow ABC 1982

A, there are no rules for my cat B, if the 'Ol Lady didn't see it, did it really happen? Sally sworn to secrecy

youtu.be/OYhQVrXBgxU?... Sure, "The Model" is a more appropriate song for my cat, this selection is actually better to sing to her. The Telephone Call Kraftwerk 1986 #CatModel

Normally I abhor the dramatic...but when I do indulge, nothing hits like the earnestness of Mr Greg Dulli and his Afghan Whigs youtu.be/oJwWmz8Mp3U?... Debonair The Afghan Whigs

Its a great picture, but she didn't like her sunshine being blocked for some dang pictures. It was a quick photo shoot. #Sally #CatModel #QueenOfCats

Easily my favorite Altered Images song. "Bring Me Closer" is my favorite Altered Images song to sing to my cat.

I have the bad habit of just dumping the entire contents of my laundry basket into the washing machine. Last month I destroyed a nifty little vape battery and today I washed a perfectly good A's baseball cap.

I still can't smoke enough weed to appreciate reggae

Ex Dude in Law lives in Ft Lauderdale. He originated the term "Bonus Beverage". I had 2 Bro in Laws: one surfer/boat mechanic and one Italian car mechanic. Nights out were fun. A "hodad" is a non surfer or an inexperienced surfer. I picked that up hanging with them.

youtu.be/IasCZL072fQ?... Words Missing Persons 1982 Happy Friday

youtu.be/DSqp-W1pWoU?... Great live...saw her twice...was supposed to see her a 3rd time but she was replaced as Robert Plant's support band by Cheap Trick...and I have hated them ever since. Do You Wanna Touch Me Joan Jett & the Blackhearts In all her snarling glory

When I was young and stupid I used to say i'd pay Joan Jett to kick me in the nuts. Snarling Joan Not cosmetic smiling Joan

youtu.be/LQ82BX0hGBM?... The greatest politically motivated band ever. I knew dirt dumb punk rock kids who learned about history and politics from The Clash. Very intelligent rebellion. Clampdown The Clash

I'm going to create an app that tells you when you have food in your beard and or facial hair. Just now I had the loveliest streak of peach yogurt down the right side of my goatee. #WipeYoFace

I don't give a shit what you call me just have my money ready.

KFC drive thru: yes sir, would it be ok if we put a wing and a thigh extra crispy in your bucket of chicken? Buddy, i'd come inside and help you pluck the damn bird if it gets it in the bucket quicker. #YesThatsFine #TenDollarTuesday

February is almost over, but the beauty of Sally lasts all year long. #CatModel #QueenOfCats #CalendarGirl

I will cuss a dumbass and turn right around and baby talk the hell outta that cat. I have that kind of range. #SleepyKitty #QueenOfCats

youtu.be/msPEa5HVxI4?... Big Sisters Clothes Elvis Costello 1981 #ElvisIsKing

His ability to write smart concise lyrics into short songs is unequaled. Elvis said more in 2 and a half minutes than most say in an entire Lp. #ElvisIsKing Im posting the video too

Boxing Sally

My sister advised me NOT to set the stupid person on another social media site on fire. And so, I muted them. Then I uninstalled the app. Ah, mental clarity. Voice of reason.

Dear baseball, Please lets dispense on the comic names for minor league teams. No more Flaky Flying Fingers or Storm Gnats. MLB lost me because of dumbass strikes. I'm still not buying anything Sock Puppet related. Ridge Yaks. Please. Carolina Mudcats, what have you done?

Returns in April Definite Bonus Beverage Gotta stock up or end up paying $19 for a 6 pack next fall.

Genuinely weird chick with an unbelievable vocal range. I had this Lp, Unbehagen

I'll rewatch Will and Grace just to fall in love with Debra Messing again. #AtomicDog

Why must I be like that? Why must I chase the cat? Nothing but the dog in me. #LordHaveMercy #RedRadar #AtomicDog

Houston Rockets at Charlotte Hornets. Why not? Spectrum Center Charlotte NC

Oh, yes. "Don't Look Back in Anger". A huge favorite to sing to my cat, Sally. See?, after Mustang Sally, Lay Down Sally, and Sneaking Sally Through the Alley, youre kind of short on Sally songs. Thanks, Gallagher brothers. #QueenOfCats

No clue why, but for most of this week Sally has taken up semi residency on top of the rabbits cage. The 'ol lady told me to get her off there, but Sally declined when I asked, so I tried right? The rabbit doesn't mind, and yes, my cat is filthy. I'd bathe her but neither of us needs the trauma.

Thank you to my parents. My Mom's always pulling for the underdog sympathetic looking out for others unselfish generosity. And my Pops no bullshit motherfucker get it yourself if you really want it believe in yourself get the fuck out there and do it what are we waiting for drive.

It seems weird watching baseball in the middle of February Western Carolina at USC Upstate ESPN +

I can still vividly remember the first time I ever went to a KFC. Winston Salem NC. 1971. My Pops took me. He could always find good food. At a KMart cafeteria in Mt Airy NC or a renovated trailer that was a breakfast diner in South Carolina. Drove to Roanoke for a Whopper (1970s)

Me too. He showed everybody. Give him a good O Line and he can be the man. Then pair him with 25? Nobody's gonna stop that. And then how all that opens up the passing game for Caleb. Bears can win, now! #BearDown #GoBears #FanFor50Years

Hello sir, your 10am Wakeup Cat is here! #FeedMeNow #Sally #QueenOfCats

At least once a week @vintageobscura.net introduces me to a song I haven't heard until now, but I'll listen to daily... Oh that Sunflower Conspiracy....

youtu.be/wsOHvP1XnRg?... Greatest song ever about Mount Vesuvius destroying Pompeii by THE hottest goth girl EVER. Great live too. Cities in Dust Siouxsie and the Banshees 1985