The fluffy, little separatists have been getting themselves all in a tizzy as “direct democracy” takes aim at the leaders of their little cult. #ableg #abpoli

Yeah. With all the blather followed by blatantly abysmal governance one should not be at all surprised that Alberta Health Services is, apparently, still alive! And also internationally recruiting health professionals. “Welcome, but. No health care coverage for 12 months.” #abpoli #ableg

Thank goodness we don’t have an Hegseth Thing in Canada. #cdnpoli #cyber

On the matter of #Alberta separation: Independent Country: 17%. Not sure: 9%. Join the US: 4%. I Am Not An Idiot: 70%. #ableg #abpoli

While not quite yet a failed jurisdiction, Alberta should wake up to the possibility of being added to the list. Yeah, separatists would probably rejoice. #abpoli #ableg

Gotta wonder whether these clowns are surprised that Trump has been 100% capitulated by NetanYahoo. Pretty sure not one of them has or will enlist.

The Middle East debacle has little to do with Iran and enrichment of uranium. It’s all about the mid-terms. #Trump will do anything and everything to delay impeachment, indictment and prison. #iran #trump #MAGA

The odds favour Clemency taking full credit for the coming windfall. Perhaps something along the lines of: “Yes, I talked to my besti #ableg #abpoli

Clemency has “adjusted” seniors benefits downward because she heard that disabled seniors were moving to Alberta. Simultaneously, she has imposed a 6% tax on rental vehicles, with an exception. The tax will not apply to CARGO VANS and MOVING TRUCKS. Yup. Idiots. #ableg #abpoli

"We want to be involved in the process of choosing the person who is going to lead Iran into the future," Trump told Reuters on Thursday. Negotiations with the Taliban will commence in due course. “Hey guys! It’s me again!”

“One of the reasons why we knew we had to bring AISH payments in alignment with other jurisdictions (is) because we had heard that people were moving here just to be on social programs.” One has to wonder which U.S. jurisdictions Clemency is referring to. #ableg #abpoli

Trump is stomping his tiny, bone spur riddled feet and demanding that he gets to pick the next leader of Iran. Kinda like a beauty pageant. Krusty Noem is available, but not a good choice. Ima thinkin’ a better choice and one that illustrates commitment would be Barron.

Trump fired Noem as head lunatic of DHS, saying that “he’ll make Noem a ‘Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas,’ a new security initiative that he said would focus on the Western Hemisphere.” Get fucked.

Christian Heritage Month? This would be better: Christian Heritage Millisecond #ableg #abpoli

2025 saw massive consolidation in Alberta's oilsands. Largest since 2017. Consolidation leads to lower job-per-barrel ratios through automation and leaner head offices, allowing for increased production with fewer, more specialized staff. Separatists will be getting laid off. #abpoli #ableg

The Most Subsidized jobs in Canada The Alberta Oilsands Royalty Program Pre-Payout Allowed Costs in Alberta Oil Sands Royalty Program For oilsands projects that have yet to recover all capital costs, allowed costs are deducted from royalties owed the citizens of Alberta. con't #abpoli #ableg

I’m thinking 99% poorly educated Albertans. #abpoli #ableg

It is most excellent that the UCP has resurrected Alberta’s most famous bumper sticker. It’s like the 1980’s all over again! #ableg #abpoli

“We think we’re well within the range of our current credit,” Horner said of the province’s debt load. We think? One would expect that the UCP Minister would know precisely the “range” of our current credit. Nope. Once again, they will simply change their own rules. #ableg #abpoli

“Finance Minister Nate Horner says the costs of a rising population coupled with low oil prices are hammering the province’s bottom line and stretching capacity.” Alberta Is Calling™ now most resembles the loon calls in the opening segment of the Hinterland’s Who’s Who. #ableg #abpoli

Surely it is mere coincidence that Clemency Smith managed to so eloquently preview this evenings SOTU. In terms of the level of idiocic immigration memes, I'm not entirely sure which of Clemency or POTTYUS is more FUBAB. #ableg #abpoli

It is not at all surprising that Alberta’s Separatist Quislings haven’t quite cottoned on to the fact that Smith’s referendum questions are separation avoidance. Ignorant & smarmy, but not a path towards separation in any way. #ableg #abpoli

Seems MAGA is confused as to why they are still paying income tax. A number of Albertans have been yappin' the same rainbows and unicorns nonsense. Dim, drunk or destitute? Likely, all three. #abpoli #ableg

The key funders of the Alberta Proud snowflakes: Not long ago, they backed a federalist. Now, they back an American, potted plant. #abpoli #ableg

General Industry: An average of $10 or less per tonne. Oil & Gas: $10 per tonne on average across its total emissions. Electricity: Negative net costs (earning more in credits than they pay) Hence, protect pristine viewscapes to avoid losing the bullshit narrative. #abpoli #ableg

Heads up Albertans! Separatists are talking about property title fraud and bogus home sale listings targetting sentients in YEG and YYC. The UCP is a cartel. Amazing what unsupervised incel's get up to after release from involuntary treatment / detox. #abpoli #ableg

Q3 2025. Total migration into Alberta - national and international - was 100'people. Clemency Smith is an absolute, nutcase racist. Her "constitutional" referendum items are quite literally sociopathic. She's turning more orange-tinted every day. #abpoli #ableg

No, Daneille. Your federal allowance is to be used as directed by the federal government. You, specifically, require significant oversight. #abpoli #ableg

Thevapid, little Alberta separatists remain clueless. In short order, a goodly proportion of them will be federal dependants collecting E.I. #abpoli #ableg

“The bootlickers leading Alberta separatism desperately want to become the 51st state, but no one in DC above the level of intern will meet with them.” Tthe State Department slammed the door in their face because they realize they have neither credibility nor a mandate.” Goofs. #abpoli #ableg

Key Major U.S. Financial Catastrophes * The Great Depression (1929–1939) * 2008 Financial Crisis / Great Recession * 1973 Oil Crisis * Dot-com Bubble Burst (2000–2002) * Savings and Loan Crisis (1980s–1990) *Panic of 1907 America’s #1 export is financial cataclysm. #ableg #abpoli

Idiots. The squishy, little separatists actually believe their fevered imaginations are not indicative of a mental condition. Polymarket figures they are idiots, grifters and weak, little peoplekind. #ableg #abpoli

“Rather than criticize those who have really deep-seated hurt feelings, genuine hurt over the last 10 years, there is no point in condemning that group. Let’s take it seriously”, said Clemency Smith. Awe. The separatists have themselves some “woke”, hurt feelings. Boo hoo, losers. #abpoli #ableg

The Canadian Constitution gives control of natural resources to the provinces, while the American Constitution gives it to the federal government. Imagine! 5 million Albertans sharing the benefits of their O&G, etc with 348 million Yank Offs?" as separatists moan about "overreach". #abpoli #ableg

“there are many questions to which Albertans and all Canadians have the right to get answers, starting with the answers that Premier Smith herself must provide.” This is a must read article on the question of separation. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli www.readtheline.ca/p/stephane-d...

Trump last year said "in one of my very good moments" he turned down an invitation to visit Epstein's private island of Little St. James in the U.S. Virgin Islands. More likely a scheduling conflict than a ‘very good moment”. #trump #gop #uspoli

“The province said that a triage liaison physician will be added to six of the busiest hospitals in Edmonton and Calgary. Alberta will launch dashboards with surgical, (EMS) and primary care data.” Is that 1 for 6 hospitals? Oh .. wait! Wait! KPI’s !!! Incompetence. Total. #abpoli #ableg

Governing at the behest of abject losers now? Clemency Smith can quite simply fuck all the way off. #abpoli #ableg #fire_the_ucp

“To hear Carney talk about the real politics we are now facing and what Canada has to do I think shows a maturity we haven’t been seeing,” Huebert said. Rath? Delusional. “They know what Communist China means, and they know they don’t want to be governed by Communist China.” #abpoli #ableg

"We have formed the ​framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland and, in fact, the entire Arctic Region," Trump wrote on his Truth Social platform. Yeah. Bullshit. #usapoli #trump #abpoli #cdnpoli

It’s always the Reformers and their fellow travellers. Dumb as dog-chewed sticks, the lot of them. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

Although 66 per cent of U.S. respondents said they'd "prefer" Canada remain an independent nation, 10 per cent said they'd like to see it become a territory of the U.S. and seven per cent its 51st State. 7% of Americans are abject idiots. 10% are imbeciles. 66% are waffles. #cdnpoli #usapoli

The UCP Cabinet needs to be indicted for, at minimum, manslaughter. #abpoli #ableg #recall

The first volume of Mein Kampf, entitled Die Abrechnung translates to “The Settlement [of Accounts],” or “Revenge”. “I am your retribution!” — Donald “John” Trump #usapoli #maga #trump

“What struck me most at my two events last week wasn’t just that some Albertans wish to leave Canada. It’s that few Albertans express real enthusiasm for Canada. Albertans are not happy with federalism, not even those who oppose separation,” said Jack Mintz. Two events = anecdotal. #abpoli #ableg

Attendance requires both a minimum level of education and a lot of training in being a snowflake. And Kathy Flett was clear, that the idea isn’t for Alberta to leave Canada, but for this province’s separation to “pave the way for other provinces to follow our lead.” Delusional. #abpoli #ableg

“With the (Donald) Trump doctrine, the Monroe Doctrine of increasing emphasis in the Western Hemisphere, that’s good for growth,” Thomson said. “It’s a good thing for the U.S.; it’s a good thing for the Bank of Nova Scotia.” -- CEO of Bank of Nova Scotia, Scott Thompson Jackass. #cdnpoli

Fear and Loathing in Minneapolis. #MAGA #GOP #ICE_Are_Gay

For some reason, nobody protesting ICE have stood in place and started singing … Tin soldiers and MAGA coming We're finally on our own This summer I hear the drumming Four dead in Ohio.

Less than a year hangin’ out with Trump and … yeah. Looking a bit like she’s either: 1. Caught Trump’s sleeping disease; or 2. Is coming out of a deep, dark K-Hole. #maga #gop #usapoli #freaks