“Alberta government-like officials said a federal anti-greenwashing law -- long the target of criticism from Clemency Smith’s United Conservative government -- did not inspire the legal changes.” 100% bullshit. And, 100% permitting sustained prevarication.

Trump is responsible for the shooting of two National Guard personnel. He deployed them illegally. He ordered them to perform illegal stunts. NG personnel have no immunity from prosecution.

So, the UCP Snowflakes now want to hobble professional associations. Jordan Peterson? That thing is a whacko of the first order! 100% a UCP snowflake kinda move. Desperate, as well. #ableg #abpoli #recall

Neudorf defended his record and accused the applicant of misusing the recall legislation. “Weaponizing recall for ideological purposes undermines stability and constructive governance.” He’s saying AB is broke. Besides, Skipper never cared what Gilligan had to say. #ableg #abpoli #recall

“We have approximately $250 million that flows through our coffers to the City of Edmonton, and that’s going to rise and fall along with provincial revenues”, said Municipal Affairs Minister Dan Williams. Alberta's GDP) for 2024 was $353.3 billion. #abpoli #ableg #Recall

Number of MLA’s by Party: UCP: 47 NDP: 38 IND: 2 (booted out of UCP) That’s the “huge scale” of the UCP majority. Yet, they believe they have a massive majority. Nine UCP MLA’s are now under recall. [For UCP acolytes] 47 - 38 = 9 [For sentients] Go git them varmints! #ableg

Alberta Recalls: Smith is concerned about the “spirit” of the Recall Act being “abused”. An individual recalled in accordance with this Part is eligible to be elected in a subsequent election if the individual is eligible for nomination under the Election Act. Misconduct = ineligible. #ableg

Wait a second! Byrne is out. Outhouse is in. And Petulant Pierre figures this will rehabilitate his juvenile behavior. Nah! Petulant Pete needs to have another go at the private-sector. #cdnpoli

“Education Department is defining the following fields as professional programs: pharmacy, dentistry, veterinary medicine, chiropractic, law, medicine, optometry, osteopathic medicine, podiatry and theology.” Nursing no longer a profession. In it’s place … theology. Alberta will follow. #ableg

People can’t tell the difference between any number that ends in -illion. The University of Richmond asked a group of students and graduates to plot numbers on a line. Half of them thought it made sense to evenly space 1,000, 1 million, and 1 billion. Note to Self: URichmond graduates are dim.

Premier Clemency Smith has proven that if one constantly whines about other province in Canada, one can convince Canada to approve (ish) a pipeline to the NW coast of BC. Clemency also proved that lying to #ableg about investigations into Cabinet-level destruction of AHS evidence is “no problemo”.

“I want to see pipelines in all directions: north, east, south, west,” said Premier Clemency Smith. 10 year old girl says, “I wanna pony! No, I want four ponies! And I want them right now!” Note that Alberta Separatists are few and far between. A weak cudgel. #ableg #abpoli #ucp

The UCP Libertarian Party isn't telling Albertans the full sknny as to why they felt it necessary to whip out the NotWithstanding nonsense to put the boots to those actually educating children. Could be that Alberta Is (Was) Calling was a collosal fiasco. Could be they pooched the economy. Both?

"We will continue to follow the law and encourage maximum transparency," said Bondi concerning the release of the Epstein, Epstein, Epstein “content”. There are two phrases in her statement that negate the entirety of her statement. 1. “maximum transparency” 2. “follow the law” #uspoli #GOP #magA

#abpoli Alberta has the 9th largest gas reserves in the world. And the 1st dumbest government in the world. You can't buy a combined cycle turbine (necessary for building a gas plant) until 2031. Global demand for NG seems to have outpaced the UCP's governin' abilities. Again.

#abpoli Clemency Smith's AI/Datacentre proposal is dead in the water. Because ... strategy and policy failure. And a complete and utter execution failure because the UCP is lead by fools.

Now that the Canadian Government has survived three pointless “confidence votes”, the CPC needs to ditch the loser and find a leader who loses the same amount, but maintains a reasonable chance of issuing memes containing more than three words. #PP4Unemployment #PoilievreForPaperBoy

There is no getting past the fact that Trump and his enablers do not give a shit about the economy, jobs and Americans. They are implementing Project 2025 regardless of the fallout around them. It's go for broke. Succeed? You own America. Fail? You expat. #Trump #Project2025

Trump told Ingram that America doesn't have the talented, 1/2-ways educated people necessary to MAGA. So, H1-B. visas are necessary. For once, he's right! America has too many idiots who vote for idiots. #Trump #GOP #Idiocracy

The Alberta government is retroactively trying to reframe the purpose of the Recall legislation. They are now saying that it was meant to deal with “breaches of trust, serious misconduct, or a sustained failure to represent constituents, not political disagreements.” Nope. #abpoli #Alberta #UCP

Governed by goofs, miscreants and pedophiles, the U.S.A. has revealed to the entire world that is nothing more than a “shit-hole” country. By now, they should be well aware that nobody wants anything to do with the dump.

#abpoli #UCP #Alberta Clemency Smith simply cannot acknowledge that the Alberta Is Calling campaign had obvious consequences ignored by the #braintrust leading the UCP. While teachers are bearing the immediate consequences, children will be the final recipients of #UCPIgnorance.

#usa “Our investment in Vulcan Elements will accelerate U.S. production of rare earth magnets for American manufacturers,” Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick said. Sounds like Trump is taking control of the means of production. In a corporate socialism kinda way. GOP commies; it’s a thing.

#budget “Federal regulatory burdens continue to be a drag on investment, with Statistics Canada estimating they rose by 37 per cent between 2006 and 2021.” Fact: Trudeau wasn’t elected until 2015. 2015 - 2006 = 9 37/2 = 18.5% of the regulatory burden belongs to Harper.

White House chefs have prepared a new menu item for this evening. Appetizer: Mini TACO's Main: Lame Duck L'Orange Desert: Banana Republic Pudding

#abpoli The U.S. held a referendum on Trump. As it turns out that he is The Biggest Loser. Alberta shall hold a referendum on Premier Clemency Smith. The result will be the same.

#Trump King L’Orange was flown to Walter Reed for a bi-annual, annual checkup. An MRI was performed, but details were not provided as to what, exactly, was MRI’d. Rumours run rampant. Karoline Leavitt The Truth Out, stated that “Nothing was found!” Therefore … the MRI was from the neck up.

UCP Fluffer Rick Bell writes a lot of short sentences. Here, he is writing short sentences in accordance with Alberta’s newly adopted stance on freedom. Invoking phonics, our Republican Libertarians will slowly run their readin’ finger across the words, understand nothing and fall in line. Weak.

#cdnpoli #abpoli I figure Poilievre has accrued enough federal pension benefits. It's well past time for the Perpetually Petulant Pierre to return to the private-sector. The Camrose Booster is looking for paper boys.

Turns out that the DOJ spent 18 months investigating Epstein for money laundering. Epstein had a bestie for 15 years. The MAGA freaks seem content to absolve the Orange Thing for unmentionable acts with underaged females, but will the exonerate the Cult Leader for laundering $$$ too? Probably.

#Alberta #UCP They really don't want well educated citizens. Clemency said that the UCP is "immediately collecting and publicly reporting on class size and composition." Which party ceased collecting that very same data? The UCP. She wants points for two-steppin' round in circles. Idiots.

#ABEducation “Teachers are leading us into our futures. We are the future doctors, future lawyers, future politicians of the world, and if we don’t have a stable and healthy learning environment then we will not be successful.” — Matilda Barron We have idiots for politicians now. Fund schools!

Given that GOP CongressBabies have voluntarily handed power to Trump and support the government shutdown, I'm thinking their paycheques should be also be shut down.

Alberta.ca “COVID-19 immunization can protect and promote the health of Albertans and protect you from getting severely sick from COVID-19 infection.” The UCP’s online messaging does not align with the ignorance coming out of their mouths. But, we’ve known that since Smith blew up the Wildrose.

Trump: “In four years, you don't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed so good, you're not gonna have to vote." Yup, he’s about to eliminate U.S. democracy.

The commie organization, CBC News, determined that “Oil and gas is by far Alberta’s largest industry, with petroleum accounting for 81 per cent of Albertan exports to the U.S. last year.” The UCP figures diversity is a dirty word and so claims that Alberta’s economy is “plenty diversified”. D’oh

#ABPoli #UCP #Alberta Some Albertans want to instantiate The Republic of Alberta because Albertans federal taxes are not being immediately refunded to Alberta. You know, independence. “Federal transfers” are, however, higher than “Resource Revenue - bitumen”. Republicans == Losers.

How does one know that Albertans in support of “independence” are idiots? How does one know that Smith is playing supporters as if 40W bulbs? Alberta Prosperity Project, of course: "Do you agree that the province of Alberta shall become a sovereign country and cease to be a province in Canada?

This Halloween, I'm changing thingd up a bit. Monsters and Ghouls are out. A large, orange inflatable is in. Gotta put an XXL Depends on it before inflating it. Otherwise, kids would "point and laugh". "It's so small!"

Anyone else think that Trump's "poll watchers" will resemble fake ICE agents?

Good news! Seems there is hope for both #Alberta Separatists AND Poilievre!

#cdnpoli Trump’s mad at Canada; again. This time … Reagan talking about tariffs being a stupid response to American non-competitiveness. Canada should, therefore, drop tariffs on foreign EV’s. Then sit back and watch empty GQP heads explode. No mess; nothing in there.

#Alberta #UCP If you want to see where Albertans who failed home schooling hang out, check out the Let’s Talk About Alberta Independence group on Facebook. What is surprising is the extent to which rural Alberta self-reports an extreme “fascination” with gender change. And books.

And with @ABDanielleSmith and the @Alberta_UCP making comments about Vaccines. With what she is doing now to make it harder for everyone to get vaccines now. Things that make you go hmmmm! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8meB... #abpoli #ableg #Alberta #FireSmith #FireTheUCP

U.S. courts and legal scholars generally interpret insurrection as a violent uprising or organized resistance against the government or its regulations. The only organized resistance against U.S. regulation and law is being perpetrated by the GOP. So, Trump invented an “organized” AntiFa.

Clemency Smith said guaranteeing class sizes would limit the province’s ability to manage the education system, adding she was “disappointed” that school boards have not managed to solve class sizes on their own. Either it’s the province or school board doing the “solving”, but it can’t be both.

#UCP #Alberta #DanielleSmith It would seem that “Alberta is Calling” was issued well before the necessary school capacity was considered. Also, housing, health and related services. (Yes, I stole the words above from Petulant Pierre).

Lame Duck L’Orange should order troops into New York City. Said troops would be in for a rude awakening. The Petulant Man-Baby would then likely fire missiles. Of course, he’d hit Trump Tower on the first volley.

Conservatives and Gen Whatever want to cut OAS benefits for seniors. “Under current rules, retired couples with combined incomes of up to $182,000/yr qualify for the full $18,000 annual OAS benefit.” Uhm … income tax on $182k is a LOT more than $18k. Millenials / Gen XYZ need remedial math.