61% of Albertans reject pipeline subsidies. Most Albertans, when read in on the Oilsands Royalty Program's direct subsidization of 100% of pre-payout labour costs, recognize those jobs as the most subsidized, socialist jobs in Canada. Not even in the postal code of boot-strappin'. #ableg #abpoli

Trump added that the memorandum of understanding between the two sides was “very strong” and would lead to Iran being blocked from a nuclear weapon, but conceded it “is a little conceptual.” It’s a “concept of an agreement”. Alberta Separatists also have a “concept of ____”. #trump #ableg #abpoli

With a couple of weeks before the July 1st deadline, Brian Jean hacked off his winter beard, donned his best Amazon suit and assured Albertans that pipeline proponents are popping out of the woodpile. A Fortune 500 one! Called it, “NoName Corp.” Clowns, charlatans, grifters. #ableg #abpoli

Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre delivered a call for national unity but said Canada needs to be honest about what led to separatist zeal in Alberta. Bullshit. Separatists have been a uniquely Alberta thing since the Social Credit. Second only Bozo Eruptions. #abpoli #ableg #UCP #Pollievre

Trump said Israel and Iran both wanted "an immediate CEASEFIRE! Final negotiations on 'Peace' are proceeding, subject to ignorance or stupidity getting in its way." And who’s stupidity started the whole debacle? #trump #iran #usapoli

“Premier Kinew wants to talk about LNG export which would also benefit us – and it would also benefit him, because if he had new sources of revenue, it would reduce Manitoba’s reliance on equalization –- $5 billion a year in equalization payments.” Exceptional dissonance. #ableg #abpoli

Riding the fence will be the end of Clemency Smith. She won’t even get a slot on talk radio. She’s cooked. The problem is, she’s unleashed the the entire cohort of functionally illiterate Albertans upon … Alberta. To forever be remembered as the worst Premier in Alberta’s history. #abpoli

Rick Bell End: “One point the premier has mentioned more than once.” (Jr. High sentence structure) “The side who loses at the October vote needs to stand down and accept the verdict in the court of public opinion.” Either way, standing down … nope. (BTW, sides are not who’s). #abpoli #ableg

“… the U.S. government’s decision to freeze a joint defence board with Canada was prompted by Ottawa’s lack of a detailed strategy for increasing military spending to 5 per cent of GDP by 2035 and by its reconsideration to purchase American-made F-35 fighter jets.” Yeah, well … tariffs. #cdnpoli

Who says Clemency Smith is an authoritarian? The Mechanism of Direct Democracy in Authoritarian Countries: The Case of the Constitutional Referendum in Azerbaijan. Demokratizatsiya: The Journal of Post-Soviet Democratization 25(4), 435–453. muse.jhu.edu/pub/280/arti... #abpoli #ableg

Alberta’s O&G industry has been very successful at “finding efficiencies”. The uncompetitive have themselves a plan. It involves taking the rest of us with them. #abpoli #ableg

The 2026-27 Alberta Budget projections suggest that Alberta is dependent on Canada for fiscal stability. Non-renewable resource revenue: 2026-27: $13,213 Federal Transfers: 2026-27: $13,715 NOTE: Alberta does not cut equalization cheques to Canada. Only fools believe otherwise. #abpoli #ableg

Clemency Smith tells us that 700,000’ish Albertans wish to vote on separation. Not exactly. 450,000 Albertans prefer Canada. Roughly 270,001 demand failure. Referendums are not about maintaining the status quo. They are about ending it. 270,001 ain’t enough. #abpoli #ableg

If "Look in the mirror" was enough to self-immolate Premier Prentice, the Smith referendum about having a referendum fiasco should have seen her impeached. Hey, she thought she held the power of clemency, so impeachment seems fitting. #ableg #abpoli

“It’s time to have a vote, understand the will of Albertans on this subject, and move on”, said Clemency Smith. Pardon me? 1. RCMP 2. APP 3. Coal Mining 4. DST 5. Alberta is Calling 6. Pawlowski 7. AHS CEO 8. Tylenol 9. Hubby Lobbying 10. Vaccination = Hilter 11. Chemtrails #abpoli #ableg

A referendum is a vote where voters are asked a yes or no question. A proposition is a statement or assertion that expresses judgement or opinion, or a suggestion for a course of action. Smith combined the two. How dumb does she think Albertans are? #ableg #abpoli

Clemency is at it again. 300,000 goofs got her running scared. "I'd vote to stay", she says. While fixin' the process. Bullshit says I. #abpoli #ableg

Would it not be better to have students with complex needs remain students, but with in-classroom support to address their needs? The UCP seems to figure “complex needs” is an acronym for mental health problems. Better use would be house separatists and staff classroom “gooder”. #abpoli #ableg

“The arsenal of direct democracy (referendums) is an institutional weapon used by organised interests, including political parties and interest groups, for their own interests, and not for the people as such.” #abpoli #ableg

The UCP - chock full of separatist idiots - can’t even manage to run a meeting. High school kids can run a meeting. Why can’t the UCP?</rhetorical> The chair should be removed from government. On grounds of utter and complete incompetence. #abpoli #ableg

In discussion with a friend today, he put forth the argument that the separatist lunatics are a fabrication of Poilievre and a other simple-minded Reformers. He'll never be PM. And he knows it. A fiefdom would be a combined consolation prize and more pension accrual. Hmm ... #ableg #abpoli

Found a strange species on the loose in YEG. They had silly flags and banners festooned atop the 111th Street bridge over the Whitemud Freeway. They gathered way, way more middle fingers than convoy “honk, honk’s”. None of them looked capable of holding a job. Not one. #abpoli

Apparently, David Parker has cut his many, many losses and run away … to Texas! #abpoli

The Atlantic published an “interesting” piece entitled “THE MEN WHO WANT WOMEN TO BE QUIET”. It talks about putative Christian boys (some rather old) who long for the days when Mom was at stay-at-home waiting to take care of their boo-boo’s. They also covet thy neighbours wife.

Smith: “There’s some work of the committee on the Forever Canada petition that put forward, the question, Do you want to remain in Canada?, which got over 400,000 signatures, so there’ll be a little bit more work that we need to do as we’re digesting the impact of this decision.” Decision? #abpoli

Clemency Smith didn’t know she didn’t hold the power of … clemency. Clemency also doesn’t know that notwithstanding cannot be invoke to block Section 35. On account of S35 not even being in the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Democracy, the chant! Freedumbs, they demand! Idiots. #abpoli #ableg

Premier Smith says blocking the separatist petition from proceeding is “anti-democratic because it denies hundreds of thousands of Albertans the opportunity to have their voices heard. It’s almost as if Clemency believes nobody has heard the separatists bleating. Like sheeples. #ableg #abpoli

The invasion continues … DEA opening two more offices in Canada. Canada should say, unequivocally, “Nope. Get lost!”

31% of gen Z men agree that “a wife should always obey her husband”, young women rank career satisfaction and financial independence as their top personal priorities. 31% of Zoomer’s are loser, coat-tailing morons. Plus, I don’t actually care how old David Parker is. #ableg #abpoli

A single image can perfectly illustrate delusion. While originally a MAGA meme, this image also perfectly caputures the mental vacuity of the Take Back Alberta, Alberta Prosperity Project and Stay Free Panty Liner coalition. + Clemency Smith. #abpoli #ableg

Credit to: @danonthelam.bsky.social #UCP nepo-babies are everywhere!

Behind a paywall, but … “Putin has said there is potential for Russia and the U.S. jointly ​to exploit huge mineral reserves in the Arctic, and has also floated the possibility ​of projects in Alaska.” Trump will likely cede to Putin, while Canada says, “Piss off!” #cdnpoli #abpoli

“There were other assertions that Mr. Sylvestre made in speeches that were less sensational but no less pernicious, like stating Canada has the lowest GDP in the industrialized world. This is a lie, but it sells well to separatist believers.” Uhm … ON: $1.1 trillion AB: $470 billion #abpoli

Trump has filled his China-bound airplane sycophants trying to secure critical minerals. “This could help the U.S. administration’s messaging that to even ​be able to discuss a board of investment, China needs to be a reliable investment partner and not weaponise supply.” Canada says FFS.

“Alberta separatists love Trump like dung beetles love dung, and Trump loves Putin like Kermit the Frog loved Jim Henson.” Nailed it. #abpoli #ableg

The Centurion Project and it’s separatist relatives claim that the elector data is just like a phone book, but without phone numbers. CP searched for electors using the app and then recorded how those residents felt about Alberta separating from the rest of Canada. Telepathy? #abpoli #ableg

Chief electoral officer Gordon McClure, today: "Our technology experts are monitoring the dark web (to) determine how far the information has gone at this time,” McClure said. It’s gone far. It’s gone wide. It’s been brokered. Parker and Sylvester are on commission. To whom … ? #ableg #abpoli

Eric Nuttall @ Ninepoint Partners: “We’re not talking months or quarters. In the next couple of weeks, you will have to rationalize oil demand more than during COVID. Demand rationing, the kind not seen in the U.S. since 1973 — is “weeks away.” A precondition for AB —> 51st. #abpoli #ableg

#Trump has just set up the Monday Morning Market scam … again. And, he stiffed supporters on the Golden Trump Phone to the tune of $59,000,000. Donald! Watch this …

#ableg #abpoli Smith promised to seek clemency for those charged with breaking COVID-19 restrictions. After being schooled, she stated “that in Canada, once the justice system is involved, politicians need to remain uninvolved". A short while later …

“Scientists have opened a new window into the hidden workings of the mind, showing that even when a person is entirely unconscious their brain will listen to, and try to interpret, the world around them.” This also explains #Alberta separatists. #ableg #abpoli

Pathways members have long contended that they needed to see more givernment incentives to proceed with the project. The Alberta gov't coughed up a 12% grant and the feds investment tax credit cover 50% of capital costs. Separatists can now get fed gov't funded, socialist jobs! #ableg #abpoli

It is all but formally verified that the GOP is a corrupt entity lead by a Carnival Barker. Hmmm … Alberta Prosperity Project Stay Free Alberta Take Back Alberta The UCP. There has to be a borderless and unifying force involved. The former IDU leader runs AIMCO. #ableg #abpoli

“But, but … APP, Stay Free, Take Back Alberta and the Centurion Project are completely different! #ableg #abpoli —>

The loser separatists stated that they had a $500 billion loan / line of credit to bootstrap Alberta as an independent nation. Alberta’s GDP is roughly $470 billion. The $30 billion difference is the finders fee. 12 channels, 40 million views. Faceless video. Paid actors. #ableg #abpoli

The proposed referendum question from Stay Free Alberta asks: “Do you agree that the Province of Alberta should cease to be part of Canada to become an independent state?” State. Not country. Not nation. Not Canadian. State. Stay Free was a woman’s hygiene product. Goofs. #ableg #abpoli

Clemency Smith is 100% a separatist. Promised Sylvester The Pussy his favourite referendum question would be “fer shure”. Alberta GDP: $473.9 billion Fake line of credit from U.S. administration: $500 B Whackos love discounting everything they sell to the U.S. #ableg #abpoli

Seems not at all strange that Clemency Smith adopted and acted quickly on Trump’s redirection of investments into renewables towards O&G. Neither gives a shit about “pristine landscapes”. #ableg #abpoli

While the leak of the electoral data is a disgusting, criminal and overall bad thing, we can all take solace that the separatists read the provided instructions and were immediately locked in to finding April. And only April. Sorry, April’s. Education matters! #ableg #abpoli

Trump, clearly on orders from Putin, orders the withdrawal of U.S. forces from Germany. “This decision follows a thorough review of the Department’s force posture in Europe. We expect the withdrawal to be completed over the next six to twelve months.” Chancellor Merz should order them out now.