Pump up the jam! Inflate the conserve! Bloat the marmalade! Cause the gooseberry preserve to swell! And so forth.

I really like the line "Maybe next time, Steve" in the song Absent Friends by The Divine Comedy. Just saying.

Which cast would make the best version of Mazarin Stone (or the Crown Diamond, if you prefer to film the play version). Matt Berry as Count Negretto Sylvius, obviously. But who else?

@curtisisbooger.bsky.social Apologies in advance, but a rather wonderful Portsmouth Doylean needs help. Any chance you can give his post some volume?: bsky.app/profile/life...

I'm on a v long waiting list for cardiac surgery and I feel terrible. To fund private surgery, I'm selling this signed 1st ed set of Tolkien's Lord of the Rings in fine binding. If you're looking for a lovely book AND want to help a fellow to live, how about this? www.ebay.co.uk/itm/29766859...

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it form a people's army and overthrow the government.

Episode IV: A New Jefferson Hope. #StarlockWarlmes

@sherlockphd.bsky.social Asssssssssshlllleeeeey!

I am alive.