I’m sad to report that I am not the next head football coach at Penn State

Fine, I’ll do it. I’ll coach Penn State football

Btw, I’m alive

Leaving this here… in case no one hears from me for a while, send a wellness check 😂

I’ve said it for a while, never trust a divorced man who wears a visor. Ole Miss is finding out now 😂

This is embarrassing 😂😂

Minnesota fans really rushed the field after beating a 4 win Wisconsin team 💀

Big mad

Someone was really trying to get to the food

And another one. Plus a goal and an assist 😂

My favorite hockey player got a penalty 😂😂

Shout out to the St. Louis Blues organist for playing Opalite during the Blackhawks vs. Blues game 💜

Had the smoothest landing into ATL and I wanted to high five the pilot when deplaning but chickened out 😂

Probably going to need to burn it all down

At least someone entertains me while I wait in Atlanta

Jax beach is gorgeous tonight

Still trying to figure out how I am still alive

RIP to my favorite Hawkeye hat and NASA sweatshirt that’s still in Louisville 🙃

5:09am and CID has Toxic by Britney Spears playing over the speakers. Just what I needed this morning 😂

I have a shadow. Max the dog is the best

Someone is going through it at Dunkin this morning, we have All Too Well 10 min version playing

When you want to play but it’s nap time and you stay laying down 😂

I love playoff hockey

Crazy that this was 19 years ago

Feeling a bit murdery this morning

Without further delay, we have assembled a Buc-ee’s Conference. THE POWER BUC-EE’S CONFERENCE

We had the opportunity to visit the Normandy American Cemetery & Memorial last summer while in France. It was profoundly moving and impactful, that made it more visible how many lost their lives so many others could have freedom

We have our 2nd Prairie High School graduate!

It’s the Lunatic’s birthday today

Dorm move-out = done

Kid went to prom with his gf last night. Refused to let me come over and take photos, but he did get a picture with his cousin and sent it without me having to ask

Nothing like an early morning “Go Hawks!” at the Albuquerque airport 🖤💛

I stopped watching the hockey game when Colorado went up 2-0 in the 3rd and apparently Dallas won 😂

Going to Albuquerque next week and my boss wants us to take the tram to the top of the mountain so she can get this green chile hummus I told her I’m going to need alcohol before that happens 😂

I’m at my last dance competition as a temporary dance mom and I’m a little sad

Three more reasons to hate the Texans

It’s the perfect date

Having been to Jacksonville multiple times, I would not be that excited about getting drafted there lol

😂😂😂 Jags 😂😂😂

Clay Matthews just ruined this

I have come out of soccer mom retirement for one night 🖤🧡 #temporarysoccermom

BEVEL THE BRONCOS!! WESTERN MICHIGAN WINS THE HOCKEY NATIONAL TITLE!!

I need to win the lottery so I can live here

Enjoying my time in Santa Barbara

It’s my Sammy girl’s 16th birthday 🎂

My kid’s Sunday is off to a bit of a rough start

I left my place two days in a row. Please clap

Best possible outcome, a shot of antibiotics and she’s back to normal, growling at her sister 😂

I had to take Sammy girl back to the vet today because of an issue she is having. Hoping it’s nothing major 🤞🏻

Just want to say that having Kevin Harlan as a commentator makes this even better