Hello friends striking has taken a Byron on my finances and time I refuse to cross the picket line but if you want to support me at all during this time I have a go fund me active retreats are appreciated as well 💛 gofund.me/8356f6c33

Just tar today, we’re outta feathers

Put a paw down if you support the Ayatollah

If I was a bartender I’d probably say like “oops, forgot the poison” whenever I served someone a drink

There are thousands of numbers

We are the Tel Aviv of America!

Two years after grok got released and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. Sexy Grok's clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.

My new thing is dating girls for a month then taking their pets in the breakup. I’ve got like 6 cats and 3 dogs and 2 birds baby I’m loaded

I’m not the strongest girl in the world but I’m the strongest girl you’ll ever meet

Kill everyone #KillEveryone

Let’s all be kind

Sometimes I leave out a glass of ice if I think I’ll be thirsty in an hour

I’m half pregnant

They’re fuckin our pussies

Rugged, compact industrial controllers and RTUs supporting modbus and DNP3. Ideal for factory, OEM, and industrial SCADA applications. Custom designs with fast turnaround a speciality

Everyone I know wants to kick me

No I do not “jack off” I have other people to do that for me

For my birthday all of my friends will be required to take a pill

Prefacing every statement I make with “as a Jewish child of divorce”

Your words mean nothing and your face is a butt

was looking through old discord arguments and found one where I was saying that mario has an "ontological basis in wealth" because he gets more lives from collecting coins aka he's literally made of money

Ants got into my ‘under the bed’ ice cream but they’ll never be able to reach my ‘under the pillow’ ice cream 😎

Doctor put me on performance diminishing drugs

Maybe if I complete the Pokédex in Pokemon Emerald something amazing will happen to me

Zero tolerance machining can create perfectly fitted objects but you don’t even fucking care about that

I wish my cis brother was like northern lion

I was initially formed out of pottery clay but came to life because it was my true hearts wish to be friends with everybody in the world

I’m not turning into my mother or my father I’m turning into myself

I’m leading a research team of MIT graduates to try and create a pill that simulates the feeling of getting your tits sucked

Law ready for this?

I wish smoke bombs were real

Whenever I see a picture of a woman sticking her middle finger up I think “wait me? Fuck me? Fuck Sammie?? I’m sorry”

All female nine inch nails cover band called Nine Inch Heels

I know what lurks in the hearts of man

Uhh, nice try, fuckwit, but Elton John isn’t gay. He’s actually a bad ass rockstar from the 70’s

Hello I am 12 years old and I was born in South Korea!

I’m going to shoot my shot! (Asking the Uber driver if he’ll give me his AirPods for free)

If I had a girlfriend I would stop killing

Who’s dick I gotta suck to suck a dick around here

Unidentified Philadelphia murder victim called Jawn Doe

I think everyone should die basically all the time

If I don’t respond to you it’s because I’m fighting and if I respond instantly it means I want to fight you

I thought facing defeat on the battlefield would be romantic but im actually just frustrated as fuck

Splash! Splash! Splash!

Beautiful wife who does not love me you must wake up… I need your computer password so I can play games… please…

Everyone hates me because my juicy mouth gets the cigarette all wet

Little Jack Horner’s sniffing all the glue and the pavements back to crap

Greetings from Brazil!

Google imaging “biggest capacitor” and drooling