"I forgot to add yeast to my bread mix using a Panasonic bread machine and it's now finished baking. Is there a way to fix it?" "Measure out a new batch. 𝐀𝐝𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞" EXCUSE ME - DID I LOG INTO SassGPT BY MISTAKE?

Just found an old box full of my greatest ideas. Really wishing I'd labelled them now, though.

I do like Ocado's "How about these things" final push before confirming your order. Most supermarkets "Do you want some Haribo? You do don't you? You filthy pleb" Ocado: "Fancy some octopus tentacles?"

I think I'll stick with tomato if it's all the same

Somewhere in the country, there's a fun fair with no way to get in.

The relentless march of time... Old guy in Sainsburys went up to a staff member to ask if they had any DVDs. The presumably recent recruit had a look on their face that suggested they were trying to work out if that was a fruit or a vegetable.