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She's gonna stitch my mouth shut

Why you got piss

Is this a no

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Do you think Ophelia would let me six seven her boobs or do I have to do that to my own

I fell asleep for two days what's going on

Ophelia....

Holy cow that's gran

She was so gay right up until I concussed us... I wonder if she's mad at me? [Oh she's scheming.]

Two Ophelia's... Three even....

[her left pupil is substantially larger than her right pupil. That headbutt may have done. A bit more than she'd like to admit.]

Something's still ringing

can someone answer that god damn phone

Hopital

h ep

You know that is doable as long as I can be near you <3

[she tried to remember how it happened last time...] Let's see..... [He voice trailed off as she recreated the exact steps that she remembered.]

But she's sooooooo strong, she can take me herself!

A 30% chance of hitting is only a 70% chance of missing! Buuuut I promise that was only a joke, mainly to get under caeldori's skin. It's funny when her feathers are ruffled!

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

So you can't get your way then go back on your word duh

Pinky promise no crossies?

Gotta accept my apologies first though <3

What if I told you we can go shopping using Dad's wallet

I'm sorry I spoke out of anger

Shut up straightie

Selena your daughter is hot do you think I got a chance

...woah that's reeeed.

[she sat there >:3ing cutely, she's a brave girl!]

Rip Soleil she got shot by a Bazooka//

But how could I run away from you? All I can do is be drawn in!

[She just gave sad puppy eyes. Surely this'll work and keep her teeth out of her throat]

Heard lord Xander say pops name he's in troubleeeee

Questionnaire time, on a scale of 1-10 how more effective was I then papa, one being same level 10 being most effective to come from his loins

Dad probably did this exact line of attempts awww we can bond over it

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You wouldn't shoot down widdle ole me would you I'm just a little guy

I swear I can do serious stuff guys #trust//

Caeldori your mom is hot do you think I have a chance

Gonna teach Ophelia to say six seven every time she defeats an enemy

PLEASE I'M GONNA DIE LET ME SEE YOUR TITTIES PLEASE Don't LET ME DIE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DIE DO YOU

"Oh Callie my sweet summer child, I could only love a woman romantically. It's not that I don't love or like the guys platonically, I just can't see myself with 'em. It would feel wrong, I guess, if I were to marry or even date em."

"blehhh tell me about it. I see em ripping up the posters as soon as they think I'm not seeing it. Or give me just odd looks here and there but hey, worse they can do is bash my face. As for your question well I just don't have any interest in dudes."

"Excuse me, it isn't poorly edited on its me! The artist (also me!) had trouble focusing. And it's like I said, low stock. I'll reserve you a piece whenever I can though!"

Hmm.... My posters are low in stock... Win, I suppose.

“ 𝘔𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵.ᐟ 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮. ” #FERP #MVRP ⤋Read below⤋