Me scanning Egg prices at the store for Deviled Eggs

For the record, I don't have a resting bitch face, I have a very active bitch face.

Its a shame the only guts ill be rearranging Thursday is a Turkeys

Bare Knuckle Boxing, but its just me and my Dick

Jahmyr Gibbs either killed you in fantasy today or helped you kill someone....wowsa

Rumpleforeskin

The Cowboys stink lol

Mentally im here...

The GM for the Vikings should be fired for the QB situation he has now created in Minnesota

Ive never been to Costco or Aldi's

I feel like there are no actual real people on Mastodon

Any fun group chats out there?

C'mere so I can bury my face in your thighs

Ive decided im not getting out of bed the rest of the day

You can fluff my Nutter

Spoon and Goon?

Hope your butt plug is comfy 😏

Dont forget to rep your football team with no bra on

Nice Cankles you miserable loser

Im free use but you arent taking advantage of it

My Penis needs a companion

So here's the thing, there's free porn on the Internet

CJ Carr the real deal folks

I never question my drinking habits

Im the guy that makes Misandry women question their decisions

Im never gonna be normal so fuck you

Bitch shut the fuck up youtu.be/mzCaW7hzIQQ?...

I seemingly cant get drunk today no matter hard I try

Pick a genre ill send you a song in comments

Fuck it ***Smokes Opium****

🎶 Scheme,Scheme,Plot Plot🎶

Sending Peen to my snap friends because I care

Me and my multiple personalities heading to the coffee pot

Happy Saturday.....still drunk from last night

Can't wait to work on my 12oz curls

Happy Friday ya Fucks

Heinz is bottling and selling what's called Leftover Gravy if you wanna know the Economies current state of affairs

Looks like your girl Jasmine Crockett flexible enough to put her foot in her mouth

Whenever my coffee machine takes a shit is when ill need to go back to therapy

Im dehydrated and its Thirstday Day, so this is perfect

Whipping out my dick for the moots

Ladies in their 30s-50's are just way hotter than the 20 somethings by leaps and bounds....someone had to say it

Im 100% urine and 0% hydrated

So if Down Detector goes down is that the end of the world?

I have trust issues because of Grade Curves when I was in school

Maybe ill start a group chat on Discord today

Happy Titty Tuesday, you should probably get that mole checked out

What ya'll gonna do when there's Democrats in the files? Protest they unrelease it?

No one masterbates more than Generation X