Ive sneezed more the last 2 days than ive sneezed in the last 20yrs

The Newskis tab here is just all fake accounts Discover feed is shitty politics,cats, linktrees Popular with friends is just a shittier version of discover feed Minimal interaction on the entire App THIS PLACE FUCKING SUCKS DICK

The legs on these Olympic skaters is driving me to insanity

Will my penis work for the scan on Discord? Guess we gonna find out when its time

This is quite possibly the worst photoshop work in the history of the Internet

Reverse cowgirl so I dont have to see you sob looking at the cleanup from yesterday

No plans to get out of bed today

Is anyone in the state of Washington even working today? Lol

Lake Flaccid

Might nap then deactivate this account

I see its another bangin Saturday here 🙄

Morning, apparently im immune to hangovers 🙃

Im pretty pumped for the winter Olympics, I love sports on at all times

Theres a shortage of men in Latvia, me and my penis will go and create a country of meeeeeeeeeeeee

Pickleball is not a sport amongst other stupid things

***tucks penis into Long Johns*** "I need to hit the lottery"

Coffee and 600 Advil

The Sun needs to come closer for fucks sake already

Im just so so tired

The Prestige is an underrated movie

I am not looking forward to the TikTok people coming here with their stupid dance trends

Can I share my micro plastics with you? 😏

Guess ill go into the drinking abyss, have a good day

Happy Championship Sunday 🙂

This is wildly inaccurate lol

Im over here living a seven figure lifestyle on a six figure income 🤣🤣🤣

Phallic Freeze 😬🥶

😭😭😭😭

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Wu-Tang Rage Against The Machine Outkast 311 Primus

The lack of interaction here is leading me on the path to deactivation

For those not used to this weather and temps keep your blinds closed to keep in heat and also be able to freely swing your naughty bits around

This isn't social media at all here, its cats and shitty politics

If you see something,say something: Looks like about 70% of you guys have peyronies disease, probably should consult your physician

Well at least the High Noons didnt freeze

Hope your pussy lips didnt freeze shut

Im Cis and full of Piss 🙃

Not to brag or anything but ive kept my penis warm all day so far

Living a lawless lifestyle in the confines of my home

Little scary when the temperature outside starts to look like your bank balance.

BAILEYS 🙂

Devils Lettuce for breakfast

Hope some gals accidentally get thichcicles today 😈

Well will certainly be one pipe burst in these cold temps today 🤭

Some body friction would warm me up 😏

Might just burn my laundry to stay warm

Should I post feral Friday?

Several layers of Penis protection today

Remember to put a slow drip on your sink just like your leaky twat 😏

Dont let your dinner dry out like your pussy