Celebrating Locktober by finally using my biggest plug 🥰 ... realizing I have to buy a bigger one now 😮‍💨 Joy is expensive

~~ Oooo you wanna bring me coffee sooo badly ~~

Just wanna hold his dick while he pees 😮‍💨

Maybe it's a long history of having nasty sex in public places that's indoctrinated me but... Hey I think people having their dog on a restaurant patio is okay, actually? And we don't need to call animal control? We live in a society??

Come over, we're napping and you're gonna lay on top of me while I sleep :) thanks babe

Going to my friend's wedding aka suddenly developing a crushing desire to get wifed up

Why did I eat sushi before deciding to be a slut 🫃

~~ you want to invite me to the pool to flirt with you and your husband soooOo badly ~~

Shout-out to neurodivergent twinks with a piss fetish, and a Happy Pride to you all 😌

You know the hangover is real when your first waking thought is "I should quit my job"

Staying caged is once again changing my outlook on life for the better 🤩

If you look closely you can see the sweat glistening on my chest 🥴

Pride + Tank and not a single one of my friends is going 🫠

Poppers arrived in the mail: 😌 Someone ripped open the box: 🤢 They didn't take anything: 😍

Anyone have that animated vid of the cock fucking and pushing past the second hole before it cums? I need it for referential reasons 🥴

A boy and his favorite toy 😋

10 minutes after your "be there in 5" text

The "cumshot on my ass" photo I just took... unfortunately I fear I will never change my ways after this affirmation 🤤

Someone needs to bring me some aloe ASAP

*hand on his chest, sobbing* Promise me you'll stop... promise you'll stop wearing deodorant!

Someone really needs to milk a load out of these heavy balls, I'm gonna start getting needy soon 🫠

My family's staying with us for a few days so you have to make sure your jockstrap is firmly stuffed into my mouth before you fuck my brains out, okay babe?

Smooth hole so pretty 😮‍💨 Why fuzzy hole not as pretty as smooth hole, caveman faggot sad

Gone are the days of the meet cute. Gone are the days of lingering eye contact and playing with your bulge while the twinky barista tries not to blush.

My love language is sending me porn that you wanna recreate with me

Umm okay twunk (derogatory)

Wow turns out getting cage checked changes my entire mood and brings me so much joy, hmmmm surely that doesn't mean anything!

Shout-out to the cardinal that woke me up at 5 am this morning, I really hope you get some puss bro 😽✌️

We love working doubles, that's why we do it two days in a row 🫠

Unpopular opinion: smooth hole is so much stretchier than hairy hole

Cute lil cage check at the mall

Wake up babe! I'm horny!

God I'm fucking horny tonight. If this couple doesn't end up inviting me over I might just die 🫠

Very niche and dumb flex but I've pulled this stupid mf 3 times now give me different full arts pleeeease 😭

I need a camera man who'll occasionally join in 😮‍💨 These videos never turn out when I do 'em solo

Babe come to bed, I'm sleepy and horny 🥺

I'm just SAYIIIIING 😤

You're telling me we're doing anklet ring tattoos now?! Alright I'll start stretching....

Oh the hangover horn is sooooo real today 😮‍💨

It’s not a necessity for me to wanna fuck someone, but if they are locked it means I wanna fuck them harder.

Getting turned on looking at this photo I took 😮‍💨 Could also be the way my neighbor stretched me out right after, who knows!

Just thinking about how much I love cock 😌

Traveling home AKA send me porn or dirty texts to keep me entertained 😮‍💨

The scream I scrumpt when I opened her oh my gooooddddd

Can't post FCF because cage so here's my peach instead

Resisting the urge to post nudes during my family Christmas... RESISTING THE URGE -

Brat rave was fun but working the morning after at 8 am was not

Yet again daydreaming about this

Australia is really making me consider how to get my hole as opened up as this hole in their ozone layer.

Reminds me off how I like my Oreos: Double Stuffed. 🥹😜