Absolutely fucking not

Last one! 😄

So… Showcase Cinemas send emails telling us to pre-book tickets, practically force us to use the app for everything and charge a £2.50 fee (22% of the actual ticket price) to actually buy a ticket? FOR WHAT? Sending me a fucking email????

What made you gay?

This is possibly the most corrupt piece of news I’ve ever heard. This man has essentially stolen $1.7 BILLION from the U.S. taxpayers and now has forced a deal where any of his corrupt business practises can no longer be investigated www.cnn.com/2026/05/19/p...

A Cheryl comeback is imminent. The signs are out there, Zara foretells it!!!

If you can only watch one Mummy related film, please ensure it is Lee Cronin’s The Mummy

Did From use the Dennis Reynolds sex doll for this scene?

TikTok is exhausting - Set-up neighbour argument/parking dispute videos - no Oscar worthy performances here. - The “please tell me this dress is nice” / “Why am I single” videos - PICK ME!!! - “Reaction” videos - I don’t give a FUCK what you think. - Family accounts. Jesus Christ…

Sometimes, out of nowhere, I’ll remember this Geri Halliwell lockdown nightmare fuel insanity

Saw Stewart Lee’s Man-Wulf show last night. The man is just a genius. Also, let us not forget that 90s Stewart was foiiiiiiiiiinnnne 🔥

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone

I cannot unsee this now. Except… blow up autopilot isn’t a transphobic, unctuous cunt

Our breakdown of Wes Streeting’s donors has been doing the rounds online for the last year. Now we’ve updated it – with another £55,000 from OPD Group.

Just mentioning that as of April 2026, former Health Secretary Wes Streeting has received over £300,000 in donations linked to private healthcare interests.

So yet another slimy little toady of Mandelson is hovering to oust the current one from Downing Street. What a fantastic democracy we have

Gwen Stefani branching out

I’m losing my grip on reality

I have watched three episodes of Half Man. Every single one has made angry enough to shout at the TV. Is this the reaction it is intending to provoke? Why am I watching this?!?!

Wake up daddy, breakfast’s ready!

Name the first album you ever owned

All 12 seats in Hartlepool were taken by Reform. I cannot believe the stupidity of people who think that the morally corrupt Farage aka Temu Trump gives a shit about “normal voters” when this week alone it was made public he failed to declare a £5m “gift” he received from a billionaire backer

The whole Hudson and Connor frenzy, I love it, but I also LOVE seeing famous people try and attach themselves to them during the height of their popularity. These are the type of people who wouldn’t have allowed them to make eye contact a year ago when they were waiters.

Even though the room was great, Emmely needs to just fuck off with the papier-mâché now #InteriorDesignMasters

What bread are you choosing though?

It must be exhausting constantly trying to lasso the spotlight of attention 🤷🏻‍♂️

Love Connor Storrie but… At the Met Gala, is he cosplaying Lisa Rinna?

You can keep “suggesting” Threads and Reels all you fucking like Instagram! It will be a cold day in hell before I take up these suggestions

For Star Wars day, give us your top 10 Sci-Fi films: (No particular order) Aliens Star Trek 1st Contact Prometheus The Matrix Ex Machina Back to the Future 3 Inception The 5th Element X-Men: Days of Future Past WALL-E

I want the full Valerie Cherish Hot Ones episode!!! #TheComeback

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instinct only… no particular order Buffy TVS Charmed Happy Endings Schitt’s Creek Absolutely Fabulous Inside Number 9 Fawlty Towers Desperate Housewives Avatar: The Last Airbender Star Trek TNG Black Books Cougar Town Andor Sex and the City The Good Life

Watching Half Man and I feel a physical anger response to how pathetic Niall is. And yet, the spineless weasel STILL seemingly gets the beautiful Alby?!?!

I have a really simple suggestion to improve Trumps approval rating. He could die? Everyone would LOVE it ✌🏻

got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which" www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce...

You just know these two leeches will be all over Trump. Charles was best mates with Jimmy Savile - he loves a paedophile rapist! www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4...

This third series of The Comeback is somehow sadder? Valerie is doing everything on her own - no support from Mark or Billy until the latest episode 😑 we need a Cherish meltdown that saves everything!

How bothered would you be about witnessing a very unbelievable play?

Joanna Page is the most heartwarming person on the planet (alongside Darlene Mitchell) Side note: what has Joel Dommett done to his face? He seemingly has to tip his head back to look forwards #Taskmaster

Oh look, a very real and not staged event happened just at the right time they needed it to back up the need for underground bunker “ballroom”. Nothing suspicious here 🤷🏻‍♂️

I have seen so many “25 years since…” posts recently. I might as well just dessicate and die

Important news. This song is FINALLY available on streaming platforms!!!! music.apple.com/gb/album/run...

Post a picture of yourself as a doctor

2014 me vs me now

Any questions? So… the Gummi Bears. When they were under the impression they were the last of their kind, do you think that Cubbi, Gruffi, Zummi, and Tummi were all fucking Sunni to carry on the line? (I’m assuming Grammi was too old to breed?) … Questions about the job?

Having now actually watched this, I am lobbying for season 4 and 5 of Pennyworth. I need to see PWE Bet Sykes and beautiful Thomas Wayne again