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Just a warning… This week started by changing the clocks, has a full moon, and ends with Friday the 13th. Good luck people.

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Finally, at 4 am this morning... “On behalf of a grateful Congress, this plaque honors the extraordinary individuals who bravely protected and defended this symbol of democracy on January 6, 2021. Their heroism will never be forgotten.”

What happened to Kristi Noem today was embarrassing, but she got off a lot easier than her dog.

Senator John Fetterman, D-Pa, who has repeatedly broken with his party on key votes, said he would vote to confirm Mullin. He said it was a good thing that Noem was out of the job, and called her replacement, Markwayne Mullin, arguably the dumbest man member of the Senate, a nice upgrade.

Stocks fall and oil prices surge with uncertainty about an extended war. So much winning!

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Operation Epic Fury doesn’t sound like a Nobel Peace Prize winning slogan.

Operation Epic Fury…where is Congress?

💯Melania knew Epstein. She partied with him and Ghislaine Maxwell, flew on his plane, and was a guest at his properties. She might actually have relevant information about what Epstein was doing and who he was doing it with.

After last night's State of the Union...

The only thing I really learned from the SOTU last night, was that an old, sick, fat, demented man can stand for 2 hours while yelling.

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Bottom line on SOTU… The speech was incredibly boring. There was absolutely nothing in this speech that mattered. Nobody will remember it by the end of the week.

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I don’t see why Trump needs two or two and a half hours for this speech. He could do it in less than 30 seconds. ‘I’m the greatest president in the history of the country and everything is the Democrats fault.’

Speaker Johnson at SOTU looks like a bobblehead.

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Things I'd rather do than watch the SOTU tonight: Colonoscopy Root Canal Clean public bathrooms Watch the Melania movie

You can tell this is AI. There are books!

Post of the day!

Thinks too good not to share.

If Trump defies the Supreme Court order on tariffs, as he appears to be doing, what happens? Because of the SC landmark ruling last year, the president is likely immune from criminal prosecution for official acts. So it seems to be a win-win for Trump. Only impeachment would be an option.

The Commission of Fine Arts — which Trump has packed with allies, including his 26-year-old exec asst, — voted unanimously to approve the design of the nearly 90,000-square-foot building, which is almost twice as large as the existing White House. Color me shocked!

Justice Roberts stated in Trump v US that there needs to be “a presumptive immunity from criminal prosecution for a President’s acts within the outer perimeter of his official responsibility.” Raping children shouldn't be considered an official responsibility...even in Trumpworld.

I bet they're hiding the ketchup at the White House today and hoping against hope that Andrew, formerly known as Prince, doesn't have a big mouth.

One year clean and then I run into my dealer at the grocery store…

This city is home to people of countless faiths. But no matter what you believe, one thing unites us: we are all New Yorkers. We will not allow ICE to terrorize our neighbors. youtu.be/uoU9Img_B40

I bet Pam Bondi was a mean girl in Jr High…probably their leader.

How far we've come. www.youtube.com/shorts/19qam...

When music wasn't in the cloud...

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Admittedly, I don’t know a lot about Kid Rock, but it seems that he wouldn’t have any career at all if it wasn’t for Donald Trump using him to ‘own the libs.’

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The Super Bowl commercial trying to make ICE and CPB look honorable, righteous, and principled is like putting lipstick on a pig.

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Perfect!

From Karoline Leavitt on the Trump posting of the Obamas as apes in a racist video: “Please stop the fake outrage and report on something today that actually matters to the American public.” Trust me, my outrage is not fake.

💯 These are heinous crimes against children. ‘Sex with a child’ makes it sound like a girl or boy can give consent.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning, predicting six more weeks of winter weather. BIG surprise!

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

If brains were ink… Trump couldn’t dot an ‘i’