DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

Jimmy Kimmel is back. So I guess we the people do have the power to change things. Let's remember that come election day.

I didn’t watch Charlie Kirk’s memorial service, but I’m absolutely that when Trump got up to speak, it became a Trump rally filled with hate, lies, and threats.This must have been tough on Trump since he wasn’t the center of attention. It’s hard to be the corpse at someone else’s funeral.

Perfect!

Exactly!

Here's the thing about free speech. You have the right to say it, but nobody has to listen to you. Don't like Jimmy Kimmel, change the TV station. It's really that simple.

Well said.

After this week, SNL has a year’s worth of sketches just writing themselves.

Stand with Jimmy Kimmel. His remarks after the shooting of Charlie Kirk were neither offensive nor insensitive. But I guess Trump was unhappy so he’s fired. On the other hand Fox’s Brian Kilmeade’s comments about euthanizing the unhoused was both offensive and insensitive and he’s still on the air.

In a world full of the selfish rich...be a Champale.

Both sides are NOT the same.

Let’s remember these folks today. Wonderful people. ‘Jules, this is Brian. Listen, I'm on an airplane that's been hijacked. If things don't go well, and it's not looking good, I just want you to know I absolutely love you. I want you to do good, go have good times. Same to my parents and everybody…’

Tom Hanks is a much beloved national treasure... and Trump just can't stand it.

No one is safe. They're coming for brown people today. Who will they be coming for tomorrow?

Brilliant.

Ossoff: He never should have been confirmed by the senate and he needs to resign. It is one thing to be a skeptic or a reformer. It is quite another to be a fool…

I just saw someone refer to rfk jr as microwaved mel gibson & i can’t unsee it.

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

I'm not quite sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over...

If liar’s pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

A study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits. And people who order a quad shot nonfat vanilla soy extra foam light whip with sugar free caramel drizzle, are more likely to be their victims.

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking…

The 10 minutes I spend knitting each afternoon, are the best 4 hours of my day.

Do it now.

Dear Mother Nature, Whatever you’re baking outside… IT’S Done!

Coffee, because a good day never starts with a kale smoothie!

Kale is so versatile. It literally fits into any size trash can or garbage disposal.

Senator Padilla was driven violently to his knees–as if made to kneel before the authority of the executive–because the administration called his questions “disrespectful”. This should offend not just the other 99 Senators. It should offend the conscience of this country.

Who knew back in the day that when you playing with this… you were train for this!

There are 14 muscles activated when you pour a cup of coffee. Fitness is my passion.

It actually doesn't take much to be considered a difficult woman. That's why there are so many of us. - Jane Goodall

Perfect!

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'I just cleared out some space in the freezer' sounds so much better than 'I just polished off another pint of ice cream.'

‘They say, We leave you our deaths. Give them their meaning.’ —Archibald MacLeish Remembering the fallen this Memorial Day, we can consider our own duty to strive so that our lives and our country are worthy of the price they paid.

My clothes are divided into 3 categories… Cold weather, hot weather, and in case I lose weight.

Who else thinks Barron didn’t get into Harvard?

Andy Harris, R-MD voted present. I guess that means it's more important that Trump doesn't primary him than it is for children and the elderly to eat and have healthcare.

My latest attempt at making a protein shake… what am I doing wrong?

Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of just how quickly a plumber will show up at their house.

There’s a stool at the end of the bar just waiting for him.

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Wow, the grocery store now has special parking spaces for fat guys that grill.

I'm getting to that age where it is considered rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if you don’t have enough for everyone.