Y'know after partaking in a heap load of ABDL clown role plays, purchasing lots of ABDL clown accessories, and the many pie shenanigans I've had involving such I've finally said fuck it we ball and made an entire ABDL account There are of course always ways to make clowning even more humiliating

On one hand I have a sizeable amount saved up for something big I've been planning on for quite some time and I'm getting quite close On the other hand I see that excess money and get a tempting urge to comm Hoppo from the Wuzzles squashing me flat by sitting on me This takes a heavily strong will

So for the three last times I got high: I ordered shaving cream along with my doordash order when I had the munchies Next time I bought a new clown nose and browsed UMD for the first time in a while And now this time I full on covered myself in shaving cream Which one of you jokers is lacing me

CW: ABDL 🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social Usually with a pie throw the idea that's conveyed is that the sap isn't as big as they think they are Though with enough momentum behind the throw all it takes is the lifting of a skirt to show that the sap is *really* nowhere near as big as they think they are

Getting pied while laying in bed has become less of a guilty pleasure and more of a staple of mine now All I'm saying is it leads to even comfier cuddling and no intimate time is complete without laughter

Okay so clown tf has always really had a hold of me, but recently its grip is that of a vice That specific niche of clownification that in and of itself is humiliating to the subject keeps popping up my in mind and never fails to make me blush Its truly magnificiently appealing to my sensibilities

Recently remembering the time I filled a bathtub with shaving cream and man I wanna pull a stunt like that again

During my current travels my pit stop for food ended me up me up coincidentally in a town called Gainesville This cartoonish perfect coincidence of course means that I've already ordered 2 butter burgers and frozen custard No way I'm passing up on this opportunity

I always find it funny when I tell people kinks I have and they already picked it up from talking to me The ones that I've barely mentioned publicly are particularly my favorite Going from expecting some level of surprise to an "I know" always cracks me up

As a huge Digimon nerd I was already so glad ExTryrannomon was available in Time Stranger and now that I have them aquired I'm floored I never expected the DigiRide feature would involve having been stuffed in the plush dinosaur mascot and riding around inside it as a fun gimmick Absolute. Peak.

Pie target YCH finished for Splat #clown #Commopen #commission #Furry #Furryfandom #furryart

Splat ran their mouth off too much and the end result of such as always, can't come off as too much of a surprise with their track record They'll be back to being a circus performer rather than an attraction soon... hopefully YCH🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social

Humiliating me: Fantastic, absolutely gets me going Praising me for how I've humiliated you: Absolutely strokes my ego and never gets old Humiliating me and praising me for it after the fact: I am now a melted putty in your hands with heart shaped eyes

Came to the realization this year that I'm asexual and messy slapstick is the proper way an ace yeen gets dirty after all, isn't it? Though I think the director may have gotten a different idea when I explained I was genderfluid as well methinks 🎨: @belugatoons.bsky.social

Just to let you know, I will objectify you Not in the dehumanizing way, but in the sense that making you a pool toy or plush is turning you into an inanimate object, thereinby objectifying you

Well, they did say they can do anything~ x3 Deltarune-themed commission for @clownyeensplat.bsky.social!! (2/2)

Wonder what they can do... 🤔 Deltarune-themed commission for @clownyeensplat.bsky.social!! (1/2)

Being teased/ teasing someone you've had experience with in real life is an absolute experience to me It's the double w(h)ammy of knowing that they'll do it and also being able to imagine it playing out well, feeling the embarrassment as if was happening Has brought online pie teasing to its peak

Thinking about how funny it is and how much it makes sense that as a clown a large part of my kinkiness comes from pies and balloons through WAM and inflation It’s like poetry it rhymes

Using the Beagle Boys going through messy slapstick as an example of what I find hot while ace to my roommate as we watch the original DuckTales and it’s given me perspective on when people tell me how hot a movie star is as I think “Wow, that sure is a person” How the tables have tabled

The fact that I accidentally taught my roommate what nullges are after copying and pasting a come out like post properly explaining where I fall on the ace spectrum forgetting that my post was from a kink server (Not too out of the blue though, since us discussing dakimakuras is what brought it up)

When I talk about cream pies, gags, and squirting I of course always mean it in the hottest way possible: The Toontown type of way

Wasn't satisfied with original video of Pie Day session, so did some editing and made sure face not properly visible while not covered in banana cream Had issues with final drafts becoming corrupted, but the long rendering process is eating too much time away from work haha youtu.be/QMQQ2JnT4b8

Been craving pie enough recently after not being hit with one in ages and had to have a major indulgent sesh for myself This time however since it was spur of the moment I didn’t notice until halfway through and while covered in shaving cream that I was still wearing my work uniform

So what are you into? *Pulls up Bugs Bunny cartoon* But like what are you into sexually? *Pulls up stock image of a clown being hit with a pie*

Having an AD has taught me more how I much prefer kink to sex Like yeah sex is cool, but where’s the part where they get turned into a 500 pound clown, inflated, hit with pies, stuck in stocks, tickled at the paw, or teased in the humiliating way of etc. etc. etc.

Splat seems to have the hero pinned right where she wants him Will Leon be able to escape or will he meet his new funny fate? Find out in the next issue 🎨: @pawgoop.bsky.social 🐈‍⬛🐾: @magnumcat.bsky.social