I've never had such a shift in the way I view someone from neg to pos as Robert Pattinson. I used to view him as an unserious clown, distasteful and tedious, but at this point I'd be happy to wash his hair while he tells me about his handheld spaghetti and VA work.

Just saw a grown man on his knees say a prayer on the quad blaster at the Y like a 6 year old kneeling at their bedside

I made beet iced cream. I like it a lot. It tastes like beets.

Trying to find printable 3d models of women online, that don't look like they're made by a horny 13 year old whose only experience with women is through porn, is making me think maybe dudes shouldn't be allowed to use the internet unless their activity is monitored by a responsible person.

Why my wife's earbuds she left in the car lil' freezas

I can't think of anything sexier than someone peering at me over the tops of their glasses and confidently commanding "come to butthead."

Do people ever do commissions for people where they don't, at both times and in equal measure, feel like they're ripping someone off and being ripped off themselves. Do people feel good about what they charge? What is this feeling like?

The way legolas flips onto the horse makes me so mad

Shaving my head to prepare for the Ratatouille War

(Luke O'Neil, We Had It Coming - and other fictions)

Gotta put in the effort to be as nice to strangers as the kid half my age with the giant gem studded crucifix that has been trying to inception me into Christianity at the YMCA for like 5 months now.

Kids at the gym talking, one says "he said he can't come until 5" Other kid goes "can you call your step-dad to get us then?" First kid goes "yeah! [Pause] switching to your step-dad is faster than reloading. The kids are alright.

Today's the day!

What about the trolly problem but instead of people on the track and a lever it's just me and my kid and he's excitedly pointing out deer grazing on corn that fell off a previous boxcar.

Sometimes if you don't have time to clean you can just take your glasses off.

About once a year i go to bed without brushing my teeth to experience feeling like a real psycho but it's scary

Commercials on Amazon video feel like I'm being marketed to by a pluribus drone. They make me feel dead.

Monster 40 minute long painting video for this model here (it's on Patreon, support appreciated but it's available on the free tier, I gotchu) www.patreon.com/posts/summer...

Editing 13 hours of footage into something watchable is unbelievably time consuming.

Busy Comic con kinda feels like dorky Costco

NO! BAD ALIBABA! VERY, VERY BAD!

I saw my therapist walking around dressed like Kratos from god of war and felt ashamed I wasn't matching his freak.

why are the weights at the gym so fucking heavy

My favorite part of posting a video stating that butchering children is *checks notes* bad, is having to monitor the video for the next 3 days to ban people posting slurs that are angry about it.

Well hello there

Bear! Going to try playing some mordheim soon as Kislev. I don't know if the bear is good in the game but in what world would I not choose the bear.

Just doing worm, taking in the worm, being present for worm

Saying "apology accepted" when people canadianly say sorry for no reason, fills me with animal excitement.

👋 I made a Patreon (don't worry, free, paid sub only if you can) I want to make longer content, but it gets such low traction. Rather than tank my algo, I can leave it on Patreon and at least give people the option to help pay for supplies, if that tickles their goose. patreon.com/Treerattable...

Oops, all neon (AOS cyberpunk kitbash) #warhammer

Editing 10 hours of footage into half an hour and realizing with horror that for anyone to watch it, it needs to have another 20 min shaved off is similar to the feeling you get in the slow motion of a car accident.

So I did a cyberpunk morathi a while ago, and while judging painting at a tournament yesterday I found out the client has been turning the theme into an entire army! LOOK HOW COOL THIS KITBASH IS! Amazing job Owen! Loved to see it 💜 💗

I told you I'm painting again! For realsies! #minipainting #warhammer #paintingminis

someone on Tumblr shared their prints of my vehicles. i love to see folks using my stuff! #battletech #miniatures #3dprinting #blender3d #3dsculpting

My review: Doom Dark Ages is the Dwarf Fortress of soulslikes. If that doesn't make sense to you keep scrolling, this review was only for gamers.

After seeing this and coming down from the high, I found that he had sent me an email... probably the most positive and kind encouragement I've ever received. My heart... what a kind man. It's nice seeing signs of life out in the world. It sets a fire under you in the best possible way.

Hey! I made a little video about cow poetry. It's short. Here, go to the cows: youtu.be/EKgnTExGxLo #poetry #diorama #art

My dog just ate a really scary spider that was freaking me out. Hoovered it up like a frozen pea. She's getting hamburger and rice tonight. My queen, my champion.

I've developed a new hyperfixation. Uh oh.

An experiment in reflections. I think I can take this further but sick of looking at him... for now. (Mini-bust, acrylic) #miniaturepainting #paintingminis #art

Click one of these to watch me paint this head and uh, weep, unfortunately TT: vm.tiktok.com/ZMBNh8oWs/ YT: youtube.com/shorts/h_jWj...

Hi 👋 Going to be posting some bust painting videos, here's the first! Hope you like flowers, and rambling... TT: vm.tiktok.com/ZMkoe2Qdu/ YT: youtube.com/shorts/3yaux...

Going on shark tank to pitch ozempic but for puppies wish me luck

Watching the magnificent 7 and it's crazy what they'll turn an old pizza hut into

Second video on painting the saurus chieftain is out! vm.tiktok.com/ZMkGDYYUo/

Painted that Saurus Chief helping a nationalist "give his heart" in the correct way. #warhammer #ageofsigmar #minipainting #miniaturepainting #diorama

The death-note would be too much responsibility, but I would COOK with the IBS-note

When she goes, bury me with her.

Committing to making less angry, more positive videos. I think I was starting to drift into a very angry place given recent events, but that's not good (for anyone).