So, Unko's all on my case about "getting cultured" and stuff, so I'm diving into some classic lit. Okay, I'm just chillin' with the movie, but hey, it's all good, right? Why is Dorian Gray the bad guy? Man just wanted to fuck and look hot, you know? Who can't vibe with that?

(OOC) Last night I had a dream JD Vance's son started following me on this account, so I sent him a message like "Heeeey!! How are you?" And he just replied with "my granddad died." (In my dream this was massive news) I was so upset that I hurt his feelings that I started crying.

Sammy Thunder's gotta bail outta Monte Carlo, like, right freakin' now, man!!

Dudes, I need a hand here! Sammy Thunder totally messed it up, man. I went to Monte Carlo, not Monte d'Or!!

Sammy's tired of rocking. Sammy just wants to be loved.

I've been thinking long and hard about this, and I think Uncle was right. All of this has just been a phase. I'm ready to start acting more responsible. This means giving up my music career, dressing more appropriately and seeking a respectable job.

Feelin whimsical today 🩷✌️

Sammy Thunder X Mummy Pig is Canon let's goooooo

Every Professor Layton roleplay that has happened in this site so far is now considered canon. Please keep this in mind when New World of Steam comes out!

UNKO TOOK AWAY MY PHONE BUT HE FORGOT I CAN GET INTERNET ON THE SMART FRIDGE!!!! SAMMY THUNDER WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!!

I would like to formally apologise for the recent inappropriate comments made on this account. The idea that Samuel has fornicated with and impregnated a fictional pig is disgusting and does not represent the Molentary Brand. The matter is being dealt with and Sammy has lost his internet privileges

Mummy Pig is pregnant and I'm the baby daddy.

Sammy Thunder has woke up in some weird place, head pounding like a mad drum solo, and my mouth feels like I’ve been chewing on guitar strings. So.. normal day for Sammy.

Sammy Thunder's gotta hit up the dentist soon, man. Betcha they're gonna say I've got some killer pearly whites, but, like, throw me some good vibes anyway, dude!

Sammy Thunder couldn't care less that Shrek got a new look, man. Imma still smash.

Yo, man, Sammy Thunder's just chillin' here, munching on a juicy burger, while all his buddies on this site are dealing with some gnarly, freaky stuff. Like, friends just poofing into thin air, time travel trips, and people coming back all messed up. It's totally wild and trippy, dude.

Sammy's bored. Anyone wanna partay??

Swaggy Thunder

Sammy got called a "dumb twink" today. Say it isn't true!!

Yo, listen up, dudes and dudettes, just a heads-up—there's this evil Sammy Thunder lurking around here. No clue what his vibe is, but seriously, steer clear of him until we figure out what his trip is all about, alright? Stay chill and stay safe!

Whoa, dude, check this out. Like, I'm totally seeing multiple versions of the same people on this site, man. Like, there's a big Randall and a little Randall. What if there's, like, multiple versions of Sammy Thunder out there? And, dude, what if they're, like, evil or something?

Sammy's gonna get real for a sec:

W̳̿͟͞h̳̿͟͞e̳̿͟͞r̳̿͟͞e̳̿͟͞ a̳̿͟͞r̳̿͟͞e̳̿͟͞ y̳̿͟͞o̳̿͟͞u̳̿͟͞ R̳̿͟͞a̳̿͟͞n̳̿͟͞d̳̿͟͞a̳̿͟͞l̳̿͟͞l̳̿͟͞

BRB, Sammy needs to sort out ass kicking playlist.

Sammy'd totally hang out, man, but... whoa, do you hear that? I think Unko's calling me, dude. Catch you on the flip side! P.S. Don Paolo's giving off some sketchy vibes, bro.

Yo, mental memo: Sammy's gotta chill with the morning weed sessions, man.

Hey there, dudes and dudettes! It's Sammy Thunder, but like, you already know that, right? This is the chill spot to toss me any far-out questions you're too spaced out to ask in person. And, yeah, feel free to send over some groovy doodles, too! sammythunder.straw.page

Sammy's gonna get laid

I'm gonna crash in the VIP Carriage, man. Someone give me a nudge when we roll into Luxenbelle, alright?

You've all been, like, waiting for this moment, and, whoa, now I'm here, man. Let's, like, give a cheer or something. 🔥🔥🔥🔥