THE MAYOR ACTUALLY INTRODUCED ME TO SHIPPING. LIFE CHANGING!

BOOO

TS PMO

TUBULAR

NO

SO A MASTER BAITER, IF YOU TWO SO PLEASE

CHAT THEY ARE BEING EMOTIONAL, GET OUT THE BINGO CARDS.

[ you sort of forget some people just do not know much about you, which you think is wild! In a mysterious protagonist type of way. Getting over yourself you plop promptly into the lap of your new sign-translation specialist, just as you said you would! Mostly to continue the bit, actually. ]

:3

IS IT WRONG TO TELL YOU IVE HIRED FIFTY TUMBLR ARTISTS TO DRAW YOU TWO IN A RELATIONSHIP

THESE BITCHES N33D TO KISS ALREADY

MEOW I WANT TO FIND SOMEONE TO MAKE OUT SLOPPY STYLE WITH BEHIND THE DUMPSTER AT MCDONALDS!!

IM SO FREAKED RIGHT MEOW KANKRI…

DOES SHE ****** YOUR **** ******** AS WELL (=0.0=)

KANKRI!!!! IVE NEFURR B33N SO READY TO FIGHT FUR THE RIGHT TO NORMALIZE WHATEFURR YOU GOT GOING ON!!!

GOT DAMN, MAY A ROMANCE LIKE THAT FIND ME!!

START A MEOWVMENT. GET SIGNATURES ON A PETITION. HOW FAR ARE YOU WILLING TO GO KANKRI!!!!

IM SO PURROUD OF YOU.

HELP. KANKRI IS SOPPING WET AND I CAN HEAR IT WITH MY SENSITIVE EARS!!!!!!

LET HIM.

HEY CAN WE NORMALIZE THIS ALL ACROSS THE BOARD.

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE INSIDE. I S33 WHAT LINES BENEATH THAT SWEATPURR.

NEPETA. NEPETA LISTEN TO ME. NEPETA BET IT ALL ON RED. EVERYTHING ON RED, NEPETA.

FORBIDDEN EXPERIMENTATION BISEXUALS.

“THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY” I SAY, WATCHING THE PITIABLE TOXIC YURI AND DOOMED YAOI RELATIONSHIPS FALL APART IN MY PAWS…

REMINDS ME OF MY STORIES (=^0^=) TDRAMAS, IF YOU WILL. PURRCHANCE YOU HIKE UP MEWRE PANTIES AND JUST SIT BACK WITH ME TO WATCH IT ALL HAPPEN.

I DONT S33 THE ISSUE WITH TOXIC ROMANCES THAT ARE ONLY GOING TO LAST LIKE, WHAT, A FEW HOURS? ITS LIKE A QUICKFIC!

THIS OPENS UP THE OPURRTUNITY FOR SO MANY SUGAR INDUCED CHRONICALLY UNSTABLE SHIPS!!!!!! (=^3^=)~ 🫶

GIRL HELP A HOT MOM IS JUMPING ME!!!

MEOW MEOW MEOW. MOW MOW MEW. MEOW MEWOW. PURR PURR.

WHERE IS THE TOXIC YURI WHERE IS THE TOXI YURI!!!

HONESTLY IM AMAZED THERES A WALKING TALKING BIRD BUT EVEN MORE AMAZED AT MY RESISTANCE OF POUNCING LIKE A LION

GOT DAMN BITCH!! MEW ALLOWED OUT HERE WITH ALL THAT ASS?

ARE WE FUCKING GOOD OVER HERE

GOT DAMN!!!

MWEHEH33

I CANT HEAR UR QUESTION

NEPETA. THIS IS THE VOICE IN MEWRE HEAD. PURROUNCE THE PREY. GO APESHIT. LOSE YOUR FURRUCKIN MIND.

LMAO

[ you are very unforgiving with your pounce, as a natural predator you must be firm and damning! But you can be a bit more gentle with Kankri. As a treat, right? Which prompts you to just lazily have your arms thrown around the other trolls shoulders, a bright smile shows off your joy and whimsy. ]

U DESERVE IT BABY U DESERVE IT ALLLL

SPEAK OF DA DEVIL AND SHE SHALL APPEAR

DAMARA?! YEAH ACTUALLY THAT CHECKS OUT. YOU LITTLE FURREAK. H33H33H33. JUST THIS ONCE? A SPECIAL LITTLE MOMENT JUST FURR ME? MEW KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE F33L SPECIAL! [ you unceremoniously leap into Kankri! Literally. It’s like a lioness pouncing her prey. Just to embrace! ]

DO WE JUST IGNORE THE SEXUAL TENSION BETW33N ME AND SHIPPING OTHERS

LIKE THR33

SORRY HAD TO CHANGE IDENTITIES

I MISS HER TOO

ARE WE HINTING WE’D BANG THIS GUYS SISTER CAN I GET IN ON THE JOKES

NUMBER TWO? WHO WAS NUMBER ONE? I F33L LIKE I KNOW BUT ASSUMING MIGHT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL. NOT REALLY GOING FURR THAT RIGHT MEOW!! (=0u0=)~ AWWW OH MY GOSH LOOK AT MEW WITH THOSE PURRUNS IM LITERALLY SQUEALING HERE!! CAN I HAVE A HUG? EMOTIONAL REUNION, MEW KNOW? H33H33

IM LITERALLY MEOW