If you’ve ever had a TikTok account, I already didn’t trust your judgment. If you *still* have one, nothing you’ll ever have to say should be taken seriously because you are entirely unserious. This shit didn’t happen by surprise. Everyone had warning. We all got a heads up.

Who wore it better? Wealthy edgelord Elon, or teenage runaway me?

Breaking news: Stephen Miller revealed to be anthropomorphic cock in a clip-on tie

Donald Trump is the third republican president in a row whose signature is bush.

Halloween 1983, my cousin and I go as Raggedies Ann & Andy. Auntie takes a different approach, and goes full blackface for the occasion.

Fascists are like lil liberty piñatas. When you smack em hard enough, Freedom falls out.

Who here wants to join the #ReaganPosse? Padded cells for everyone.

The hidden closet behind the bookshelf in the office of my white nationalist grandfather. He commissioned the closet to hide weapons & money from the federal government. After many decades, you’ll be shocked to learn the feds never arrived. #RedSkelton, #guns, #weapons #ChristianIdentity, #DIWhy

This scholastic book fair sucks! Just kidding. These are a few books from my Christian Identity family library.

The family’s copy of the debunked Holocaust denying Leuchter Report, plus a bonus sermon on the matter by Ben Williams.

Chuck Schumer looks like a baby back in the 10/93 edition of American Rifleman #schumer, #reno, #clinton, #guns, #90s, #hashtags

Was this 1983 Aryan Nations conference successful? Did anyone hook up? Did they avoid the social faux pas of wearing the same dumbfuck outfit to their gathering, unlike their Klansmen cousins?

Found this 45 year old Christian Bill of Rights in the nightmare office I collect these materials from. Amendments 9 & 10 do not seem to reconcile. Speaking of amendments, what was the text in this bill of rights before the amendments? It looks to be all amendments? Anyway, fuck Jerry Falwell.

When you’re the kind of personality that believes hurricane forecasts can be altered with a Sharpie, the idea of photoshopped tattoos is going to be too sophisticated a concept to really wrap your mind around.

VHSs from Pete Peters’ Scriptures for America. I’m so curious to look at them, but I’m afraid they’d be destroyed if I tried. Peters was a Christian Identity preacher operating out of Laporte at just the right time to cause me a whole lotta cascading grief. #ChristianIdentity #himbo

1992’s Rocky Mountain Rendezvous did for “leaderless resistance” & militant networking what the NAGR did for “confrontational politics”. Weaponized notions-turned doctrine by frenzied chimps. Can’t call it a cult if it’s “leaderless”. Stochastic terrorists gonna stochastic terrorize. #NAGR

I wrote a joke years back, and now’s it’s time to shine: At a gender reveal party, pink smoke means it’s a girl. Blue smoke means it’s a boy. And white smoke means that your baby has been elected the new pope!

I’ve been writing a lot of standup. I’ve been writing songs. I’ve been writing a screenplay. I’ve been writing a book. The trial date for my PI case has been set. I’ve been in touch with folks about my family’s ties to extremists. Life feel less static & stagnant than it has in years. Maybe it is.

I was forcefully baptized in 6th grade for asking the school chaplain if God’s forgiveness might ever apply to his fallen angels. Bawling and coughing up water after nearly being drowned for, I suppose, heresy, & I never got an answer. Now I want to author a story about a celestial peace broker.

Due to being raised in an anti-science crowd during the confluence of Wakefield & the Satanic Panic (new band name), my family didn’t believe in vaccines, & forged my records. In 2022 I tell my doctor about all of this, & she immediately orders antibody tests so we could identify and fill the gaps.

More Bo Gritz bullshit.

The literature I was raised on. Antisemitic propaganda from Liz Dilling, Christian Identity cult nonsense from Mohr, and all the swastikas a growing boy could eat. Send help.

Gentle reminder: resistance is not futile. What would Picard do?

I was born and raised in a white nationalist cult. I escaped as a runaway teen in the 90s. I’m back, unearthing pieces and putting them together to better understand my shameful heritage and the far-right in general. If you have any information about Christian Identity, please reach out.

Antisemitic propaganda found in the family library.

More far right literature from the library. Pete Peters, Bo Gritz, and Richard Butler. What a grim book club.

Do *you* satisfy the citizenship requirements to live in THE CITY OF THE LIVING GOD? Doubt it 💅

The world is better off without Anita Bryant, though my family disagreed. Books and newspaper clippings! I love my grandfather’s notation “Long hair & beard. JEWISH look for modern NITWITS” The scary gays and hippies are out to get us.

Some examples of the racist memorabilia scattered throughout the property. Background imagery of my entire childhood.

NRA lifetime membership letter, an anti-Clinton political button, and one of several random caches of ammunition scattered throughout the property.

Several volumes of America’s Heritage/Heritage Magazine, and a map that demonstrates how, with the right combination of willful ignorance and delusion, you too can scribble nonsensically for profit.

Protocols, Aryan Nations… and *two* copies about gender bending?? Send help!

Some far-right literature I unearthed from the 90s. And that guy on the bottom right sure looks familiar. Oh, it’s Bo Gritz!

Today while discussing The Order, I found out that my grandparents paid for transportation and shelter for Gary Lee Yarbrough while he was on the lam. Yarbrough was a thief, a bomber, a murderer, and a white nationalist. www.splcenter.org/resources/ha...

Photos from a 1992 (?) Christian Identity church camp hosted by LaPorte Church of Christ’s Pete Peters, featuring guest speaker Bo Gritz. If there was a musical act booked, I never heard. No magician either, unless Gritz spinning bullshit into gold counts. The leftmost circle is my grandfather.

Found photos of my grandfather with Gordon Mohr at a Christian Identity church camp in the 90s. My mind is melting. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_...

I asked AI to write a speculative script called “Hitler Hosts Hee Haw”. I thought I’d get some kind of cowboy version of Hogan’s Heroes. Imagine my surprise when it instead produced, line for line, the current GOP platform. Could this be how the Nouveau Reich develops agendas & writes legislation?

That one time I found hate memorabilia while cleaning it my grandfather’s office. Just kidding. It was more than one time.

If white supremacists don’t want people to know at a glance how dim they are, maybe rethink incorporating the dunce-cap into the team uniform?

I only take unsolicited advice from Fab 5 Freddy, and he says everybody’s fly.