Ex-fucking-scuse you?

I suppose I did ok on the bracket for the first day.

Breaking your ankle on overtime and still winning the game is crazy work. Who is the Broncos’ second string QB? That man probably hasn’t thrown a football all season and now he gotta play in the AFC championship.

Looks like that other place is broken

The Unc Bowl (Bengals/Steelers) is still the best game of the season.

So it looks like the NFL wants the 49ers to win.

Btw this is one of the ways WW2 started.

Ares was really outchea giving Xena phantom orgasms on primetime tv 🤣🤣🤣 @4thetennis.bsky.social

There is an alarming amount of men that don’t realize that breasts have weight to them.

Jay’s best Beyonce verse is definitely Upgrade U.

Rewatching Salt and I totally forgot the husband dies and she has to watch without reacting. I was so surprised when I first saw it because I thought surely they weren’t gonna let this completely innocent man die. Surely she has a plan to save him and… nope. He didn’t deserve that shit.

Turned on Anno 117 to play before I go to sleep and my helper dude popped up and said “and a very happy new year to you, ere!” Idk what “ere” means but I assume it’s some sort of honorific title 😅

Happy New Year y’all!!!

ABC is like 30 seconds off…

The tea too!

Counting Stars only peaked at #2? In my mind that song was #1 for like 6 weeks 😅 And apparently the song the blocked it was Timber.

We don’t talk about how good the Namek saga of DBZ was. Krillyn and Bowl Cut!Gohan held it down considering they were outmatched. Vegeta used guerilla tactics to have 6 of the 7 balls. Them boys put in WORK before Goku arrived.

Lawwwd Richard Smallwood done gone up to glory 😔

Ok but can we appreciate the chafing dishes? Where they sell those at?

Y’all I have spent most of my life not seeing it at all but the older we get the more all I see when I look in the mirror is my little sister 🤣🤣🤣

So pretty 🥹

Ok so I just turned on #Anno117 and omg is this SNOW?! Why is there so much of it? I think it’s cute they did this for Christmas but my god there’s just so much of it.

You probably start with your left foot because it’s your dominant foot. Also it’s a self-soothing thing. I rock instead of bounce.

A waking thought: Why didn’t Dutch just send Trelawney to Blackwater to get the money? @4thetennis.bsky.social

Unfortunately there was a lot glass in my living room so I was not about to take that chance raw-dogging the controller 😅

Y’all I just looked at a map of Atlanta’s traffic right now and… y’all be safe out there 😭

Band members breaking up gave us the best songs tbh.

Dick Van Dyke made it to 100!!! Star of my favorite medical tv show of all time:

I see Clair Obscur cleaned up at the Game Awards… as it should have. Most awards in a single night.

*67 games 🤭

There’s a certain level of delusion one must have to be a #Falcons fan. Otherwise they would easily drive us insane.

I’m breaking my silence after 15 years. This is the worst costume Beyoncé has ever worn on a tour:

Take A Bow by Madonna is a whole diss track in ballad form. She really said “all the world loves a clown.”

One Wish is playing and I can’t believe y’all allowed Ray J to get away with that trash. He cannot sing. At all.

Watching Almost Christmas. I don’t blame Rachel for outing Lonnie’s cheating by inviting Jasmine. Cheryl was such a terrible and miserable person.

Passing through South Carolina now. Hi @4thetennis.bsky.social 👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾

I have already seen a tik tok of a ma being chased by the number 40. Let me enjoy my last year of my 30s 😭

My birthday is in a month

Nope. I’m dead serious.

The Stormlight Archive UK covers are so much better than the US covers. The US covers look like the mass market paperback I used to get from the used bookstore back in the 90s.

Ppl are being exposed by their locations on the other app. Digital blackface is crazy 🤭

Wonder if she has roots in Spain…

Churches have been showing their asses all year. Because what do you mean being thankful for your stepmom is of the devil?

They tried to make Sydney Sweeney the Cameron Diaz of this era and she just doesn’t have it like Cameron did.

Y’all there’s this big forest in the front of my house that’s blocked off by a fence. So today I’m hearing all this noise. The city done come out and cut most of the trees behind the line down. I had no idea there was a cement wall back there.

I actually liked Wicked For Good more than the first movie but like the first movie you can very much tell it was originally a play. There’s absolutely no sense of distance or time. Did this take place over the course of a week? A month? A year? How did Glinda find Elphaba so fast?

Saw Wicked For Good last night and my mom is irritated that the soundtrack doesn’t come out until Friday. She really liked the songs.

Seeing Wicked For Good early 😁

My momma made red beans and rice…

An interesting take on a franchise with the tagline “war, war never changes.”