Happy Canada Day! Here's a number from Nova Scotia's own Sloan! youtu.be/25EPR8zhxwA?...

JBL’s soundtrack for its new earbuds (the “ice cream, moonbeams” song) makes me want to renounce all music.

@slangsonsports.bsky.social Happy Birthday, Sarah!

And so, Greg Bovino will begin his post-career life. The shades drawn, in his soiled Garanimals, watching "Triumph Of The Will" over and over again.

Just another day in the dumbest timeline…

It's New Year's Eve. Time to prepare to be awakened by hillbillies indiscriminately firing guns in the air. #NYE

Damn straight.

Who's going to notice? #mlb

“Blazing Saddles” at 77? You people are bad at your job.

Never forget?

God bless you baseball, you big, goofy, fantastic game you.

That checks out. Although Kirk didn’t fight crime dressed as a bat, which I believe Jesus was known for. P.S. I didn’t pay attention in church.

I spent years researching and trying to explain the imperial boomerang to people and he just … tweeted this out

Yeah! Bunting! #Royals

Modern appliances are great, but Michael Myers never had to worry about his butcher knife unplugging.

Dear Bluesky, Is there a “Please, for the love of god, enough of the posts of shirtless men” button? Because the “see less like this” one isn’t working. Your pal, Phil

I wonder how many transcriptionists went insane before Apple Music just said the hell with providing lyrics for Cocteau Twins songs.

Do you have the other half of this medallion?

In fancy politic-speak, @schumer.senate.gov can go fuck himself.

So the next James Bond will go to the wrong address and won’t show up when he’s supposed to? #JamesBond

Nice try, Penn State

In the grand scheme of things, the Tyson/Paul fight was only the seventh most embarrassing thing that's happened at AT&T Stadium this year. #howboutthemcowboys?

I suspect the age of consent is about to get a little lower.

I'm re-watching "Twin Peaks," which in addition to being a fine piece of entertainment, has also reminded me of my crush on Sherilyn Fenn, who made sweaters and flannel skirts sexy as hell.

I have no logical reason why, but there's nothing I enjoy more than to watch Billy Napier fail. He's the best seller at the #Gator Jerk Store.

Where, oh werewolf?

Of course people are fainting at Trump events. His raw sexuality is overwhelming.

MLB.TV is no longer playing radio feeds, so I’m forced to listen to Rex Hudler for the first time this year. So far, I’ve learned that middle infielders need to be able to go “forward, backward and to both sides.” It’s so good that ex-players get to share their knowledge.