I lied there’s no sex, we’re gonna watch YouTube golf all night instead

Glasgow Cathedral. Beautiful architecture

Have to get a Guinness when I’m in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Homemade vanilla sweet cream cold brew 😋

Veins are feeling extra slutty today

Chilly morning on the golf course ⛳️

I’ve wanted an at home golf simulator for a long time. Finally put one in. It’s nothing spectacular, but I’m so excited to be able to hit shots every day. Still working on getting the projector dialed in, but here’s the setup ⛳️

My favorite quality in a woman is her ability to communicate. I love that. It’s so attractive. Oh and a nice ass is good too 🍑

She waved at me so I think she enjoyed it. Might ask her if she wants to go to bingo soon

It’s officially mow the yard with my shirt off SZN. My 65 year old neighbor is about to get a show 👵🏼

Heading to London, Scotland, and Belfast next week. It’s for work, but I’m still excited to get away 🙌🏻

I just can’t justify having Snapchat as a 34 year old man with a mortgage. Seems childish and silly

Hit the golf course this morning. Played decently. Got my 10k steps in. Snagged a cold brew on the way home from my favorite coffee place. Life is good

Henry is one judgmental son of a bitch

Had intense eye contact with a girl at the gym today. Safe to say it’s getting pretty serious

Chest day 💪🏻

Never having kids is the best decision I ever could have made. I can do what I want when I want, always

70 degrees in nashville, windows open all day. Vibes are HIGH

My thoughts on the Browns potentially trading for a WR this offseason 👇🏻 mjw9169.medium.com/which-wide-r...

It’s only March but I already need a long vacation somewhere 🫩🫩🫩

My room is the best to sleep in. I have a box fan going, overhead fan, air purifier, and humidifier. Literally a perfect environment

Amy Madigan wins Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role for Weapons at the Actor Awards #ActorAwards

Sunbathing pugs

I got eye fucked in the gym more than usual today, what’s in the air on this Saturday? I’ll take it

Bourbon is amazing and gets me feeling frisky

Friday night plans secured

I’m so ready for the NFL Draft

Wrinkles wants to lay in my lap so bad this morning. Pitiful #PugLife

Repainted the Pugs room. Sally is a fawn pug so when I saw a fawn color at Sherwin Williams, it felt meant to be

I had a fantastic, healthy dinner and now I want a slutty dessert

Workout complete 💪🏻

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A slow Sunday morning at a coffee shop is always an elite vibe

I’ve never been a cat guy at all…. But this stray cat has been coming around for months and he’s gone from being terrified of me to loving on me daily when I feed him. His name is Henry. Say hi to Henry everyone

Should I drink bourbon tonight?

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I get so sick of ads. Every streaming app has so many ads every 10 mins. Then you have to pay more on each one to not have ads. It’s so annoying trying to be sold something 24/7. I just wanna watch my show you greedy fucks

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Had a terrible round of golf yesterday so I put in work at the range this morning working on my tempo. Was striking the ball so well ⛳️

In case you were wondering, on the first date I do pull out… my Costco membership card to impress her

Get active today 🙌🏻

Watching Knight of the Seven Kingdoms episode 1 vs watching episode 5

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One of the sexiest things about me is that I read. A lot. Today’s book haul 📚

The hottest girl you know shops at Trader Joe’s, never skips legs/glutes day, and falls asleep during every movie she watches

I love a Sunday leg day 🙌🏻

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the sluts out there ❤️

Arm Day let’s goooo

3pm cappuccino?? Yes plz

70 degrees in nashville today. Sunroof is open, windows are down.. we are SO back