Long drive back from 🦃

Ahhhhhhh.

Flexter

Green means go.

Do y’all think I have great buns? Maybe I need round two with @alluvialmeat.bsky.social to be certain.

Trying to work, some distractions have caused a leak in my productivity tank.

Cheers.

POV, you meet me irl and I’m surprisingly short.

Sitting this dog.

Dog sitting. That’s one of four. There’s also a cat.

🙃

Subscribe to see me spread it.

New video up ( o)(o )

Help!

Y’all, sometimes I forget this app exists for weeks.

Good to be back in my own bathroom.

Lazy morning, lazy pic.

Good morning, y’all.

Unsure how y’all get these pics to look cute.

Long drive today…

Back in Mississippi for a bit.

Art.

Feels like summer.

Road trip.

I’ve changed clothes 5 times today.

qrt with your best ass pic

Feel like I shed my winter husk this week.

Stache season and river season have both hit Texas.

Is it stache season again?

Thong Thursday Throwback

So good, I had to suck the bones.

Humpday after a hike with @sweddybear.bsky.social

Anyone seen my boots?

I love showing boys the best parts of Austin. @sweddybear.bsky.social

Zipping up your pants before work is almost as symbolically unpleasant as clocking in.

Body telling me we’re about to get sick. Post-NyQuil, pre-bed.

Put on your Sunday socks.

Is it still #fcf if it’s sheathed?

Instagram took this down lol

House sitting.

🌀

It was 80° today. I was sweatin’.

Friday fuel.

Anyone else still have to work this week?

Wake up and smell whatever you choose to smell.

Wore white pants tonight.

Must be Friday.

Keep your Thursday thirsty.

Squeaky clean to go get dirty.

Sleepy boy.