We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

Portland’s gonna resist in the most Portland way possible www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Spinning? They straight up altered a graph www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

Which takes longest? 1️⃣ IRB approval 2️⃣ Travel reimbursement 3️⃣ The sun expanding to a red giant & engulfing Earth 4️⃣ Peer review 📊 Show results

Someone needs me to consult on their experiment design and just sent me the best calendar invite ever

I just verified my age by answering "a/s/l plzzz"

A) people recoil in horror when I tell them the amount of reviewing I do in a year B) sometimes I do service because, if I didn't, a person with less power would be harmed (e.g., tenure) C) women are treated very differently when we say no to these types of requests

Viktor Orban banned pride events in Hungary, the people took it as a challenge and just had the largest pride march in their country's history.

MN Governor Tim Walz delivers the eulogy at today’s funerals for Melissa and Mark Hortman (and their beloved dog). All victims of political assassination #RestInPeace m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjkv...

NEW: Democracy is alive in Philly! Amazing scenes in Philadelphia as thousands hit the streets for the anti-Trump protest. #NoKings #50501Movement

No Kings in San Diego, CA today

Do you know how badly you have to screw up as a Republican to get this kind of turnout in IDAHO? #NOKINGS

This lady put her sunglasses on like fuck around if you wanna

There is seriously no one here. Disneyland has a cooler parade every night of the year.

Over 70,000 in Seattle raised their voices Saturday in a public rebuke of Trump’s policies.

Congrats to my student Will for his publication on development and validation of a short form scale for rejection sensitivity in LGTBQ+ adolescents! www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

This is a true representation of the range and proportion of my feelings. When I am isolated or abandoned I feel sadness. But when I am cheerful or hopeful? Also sadness underneath. But despentiful? That's just sadsad.

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Sinners is set in the city of Clarksdale, MS. Problem: there’s no theatre there. So, the citizens wrote to Warner Bros to bring the film to them. Today they & Ryan Coogler did! What a beautiful day!

Has anyone fit bayesian models with brms in Spark's implementation of R (sparkr)? What's your experience?

Australian Academy of Science leads establishment of a Global Talent Attraction Program 🧠🌀 www.science.org.au/news-and-eve...

There must be some universal text number that companies send emergency alerts through. I still get the ones from University of Oregon and also get them from my current workplace here in Australia. I think the last two I got are a poignant juxtaposition.

Finally got around to incorporating all Github feedback on my open access textbook, making around 20 minor improvements, and updating some references. 17 chapters of state of the art stats and methods education, freely available for any course you teach. lakens.github.io/statistical_...

Sir this is a Wendy's www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04...

The White House sometimes directs the NIH to study certain broad topics, such as cancer or women’s health, but the latest directive’s specificity, inflammatory language and focus on a hyper-polarizing topic are unprecedented, NIH employees say. https://go.nature.com/43xPnfj

The 66-year-old woman kicking this guy’s ass is a retired professor of medicine with 16,000 citations on Google Scholar Goals

Today at lunch the barista thought I said my name was Charlie which is way cooler than my real name so that's what I'm making my coworkers call me from now on

If no single piece of the original ship remains in the current ship, is the ship still the Ship of Theseus? And if one percent of all my body's cells get replaced every single day, is it really me who, two months ago, accepted your review request?

Coded up a little app so you can see if your document contains any of the MAGA trigger words ("diversity", etc.). Hopefully it makes proposal writing a little easier. Built with #Quarto, #rshiny, #shinylive, #Rstats, and rage. jhelvy.github.io/magaScreener/

I wish I could fix Life Problems the way I solve all baking problems: with almond extract

Science is under assault because Trumpists are illegally purging labs, deleting data, and censoring research. This is actual fascism. It’s not “cuts”. Don’t normalize what they are doing.

Dark times

Poll! Say you've been messaging your friend happy birthday every year because you know how a calendar works, and they have never messaged you on yours, presumably because they don't understand what birthdays are. How many years do you do this before you stop messaging them happy birthday?

BLUE GHOST LANDED ON THE MOON!!!! LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL IMAGE FROM THE LUNAR SURFACE!!

These grants survived intense scientific competition and scrutiny by expert peer scientists. It’s a sham to suggest they are unworthy. Pure bigotry to revoke them.

Earlier this year, I published a cool paper with @prof-nick-allen.bsky.social, @milyby.bsky.social, and Sean Devine on facial expressions in selfie videos in the Journal of Trial and Error >>

Ngl these sound kinda dirty

I googled definitions of "singularity" and its AI felt the need to add this

Not tryna brag but behold what we have here in Australia

Postdoc link: seek.com.au/job/81792489 PhD link: deakin.edu.au HDR Scholarship - Adolescent Brain Development PhD Scholarship to research Puberty and Adolescent Brain Development

Offering a #postdoc role and a competitive #PhD scholarship at Deakin University in Australia. Join our new @enigmabrains initiative bringing together #neuroimaging (#MRI) data on #adolescent #brain develop and the influence of #puberty

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

not sure what's worse about the DOGE site: unsecured databases, leaking of classified information, or these chart crimes

BUT HER EMAILS www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...

This is why they're attacking science and education: if you can only win with disinformation, data become a threat.