The stupidity of cryptoghouls is as astonishing as it is unsurprising.

Would it be too much to ask the NFL scorebug to allow a single second to pass before updating the down count? Or a transitional graphic? I don’t think the attention economy is so tight that viewers can’t be allowed to occasionally blink or god forbid look away from the screen for a moment.

Fuck @mlb and fuck baseball. This shit is so lame.

Late Shams Award Nominee @redford.bsky.social or is it too good

Billionaires Aren’t People

A Chicago father: “Oh my god there’s a child out there, what were they thinking, this is insane” Wife storming from other room: “WHAT? YOU IDIOT ITS 0 OUT WHY DID YOU LET THEM OU- TV Announcer: “First play for Sanders…” “…YOU ARE SO STUPID...hold on is that a kid?”

Running Man except someone forces David Ellison to be Running Man, so we as a society can watch a billionaire murder his own son for ratings, since it is unquestionably realistic that Larry Ellison would commit homicide of his own offspring to feel something, anything, besides shame.

Whatever That Rule Was

Put Conclave back in theatres you cowards

Thank you Chewy! for this incredible painted picture they sent us of sweet Lillian! #Chewy

MLB’s tarot readings are not only bizarre, they seem passive aggressive. Harrison Bader be a better listener? What the hell is that MLB who hurt you