"Sora comes back just for his girlfriends and boyfriends... That boy is addicted to love I say..."

OMEGA haven't done much for Samsonite in a while.

"sybau loser"

"Very well... I'll just do it to someone else." [Uncle Samsonite then snatched the card and with a wave he was gone.]

"May I take one Child... I wish to purchase Branded Soda and Ginuwine CD's."

OMEGA LET'S GOOOOO

"He's been well... From what I've seen."

"It's been oh so long my children... 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧?" [𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]

"It's been oh so long my children... 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧?" [𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]

"no."

"can you lay down the beat."

OMEGA unc wants to do a bandwagon

OMEGA if I've made the uncle... Might as well make the Knight who put him down first.

[He's just fucking tweaking now.]

"Not until the beat drops..."

"You heard me..."

[The Dance Battle continues.]

[Uncle Samsonite was just stood there holding a radio...? He'd then plug it in as a PHAT... beat dropped and he began dancing? Was he challenging Dee Dee to a dance battle?]

[He'd extend his hand to grab Dee Dee.] "I don't think so..." [He'd drag her into his Domain.]

"Hmm..." [His face looked positive for a moment but then... It turned to rage.] "This... IS NOT A PHAT BEAT." [He'd roar as he charged at Dee Dee.]

"Hello Sweet Child..." [His grin extended as he grabbed the newspaper and threw it into the southern hemisphere.] "I came because I heard a beat..." [His head extended to be directly infront of Dee Dee.] "WHERE IS IT..."

OMEGA I got ginuwine blasting in my ears rn so had to give the goat one.

[Uncle Samsonite just appeared infront of her but the newspaper covered his body only his head being visible.]

OMEGA I got ginuwine blasting in my ears rn so had to give the goat one.

"Jesus Afton... Give it a damn rest will ya." [Uncle Samsonite is just watching him.] "You're too old to be arguing with kids."

"Well of course not... Grab a club." [Uncle Samsonite grinned.]

"Good day to you sir..." [Uncle Samsonite was currently trying to play golf.]

"Watch this yall..." [Begins fucking breaking it down.]

@pseudoimmortal.bsky.social @alllineedisyou.bsky.social [One of the doors just swung open as Samsonite entered...] "I think you've had long enough." [He'd first smash both their heads together so they went unconscious and then he just threw them under a bridge leaving them to wake up.]

[They walked through the door and who did they see on the other side... It was Samsonite.] "Now what did I say about escaping your containment..."

[He's js enjoying himself.]

[Samsonite wouldn't stop dancing once he starts... He won't stop until the song ends.]

[Uncle Samsonite's eyes widened... Was that... Ginuwine?] "OH THIS IS MY JAM!" [He'd immediately walk out of the closet and begin busting a fucking move.]

[Uncle Samsonite went through his doors till eventually... He found it.] "perfect..." [He'd whisper.] "Now to lure them in..." [He'd begin making noise to draw Dee's attention to the closet.]

OMEGA I WANNA INTERACT WITH KIKU SO BAAAAAAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Uncle Samsonite then placed his hand upon Max's head and in a puff of smoke sent him to the domain of Uncle Samsonite.] "He can stay there for a while... The sweet sounds of Ginuwine should cure that disease he's infected with."

[STEP... STEP... STEP...] "Why Hello There..." [Uncle Samsonite appeared behind the Husk... just grinning as he pet it like a dog.]

"He's become a god blue boy..." [Uncle Samsonite appeared behind Rock.]

[Uncle Samsonite's grin widening as he hears this...] "She's going to her home... Maybe one of my domains doors leads to her home then I can bring her to my domain and absorb this power for myself." [Uncle Samsonite slipped back into his domain beginning to search for a door.]

"Boo." [Uncle Samsonite grinned and dragged them to his domain.]

[Uncle Samsonite watched the revived girl from nearby.] "Seems everyone's excited for the kids return... They must be powerful with that eye..."

@homes1ckness.bsky.social [You're asleep when suddenly... You're closet begins rumbling? Will you check it out.]

OMEGA This is so funny for some reason.

OMEGA btw if any purified husks fight Samsonite he's actually gonna try reverse the purity with... DANCE!

[Uncle Samsonite levitated above the husk ginuwine blasting as he was grinning at the husk before he destroyed it.] "Welcome to the domain... OF UNCLE SAMSONITE."

"Idiot." [Uncle Samsonite was waiting on the other side and dragged Ethan into his Domain.]

"A girl with a purple eye has descended from the heavens to help these mortals in this fight..." [Uncle Samsonite laughed.] "They truly are getting desperate..."

[There's rumbling inside the closet... Will you open it?]