New challenge: Make the Youtube AI summary as funny as possible

In preparation for the Celeste drop (ain't nobody voting Apollo don't fall for it), how bad does it sound to say that I'm Celesting people? That they just got Celested?

The gravelings have crushed the gooners, the venatorators must follow

I love Rem so fucking much

HOLY FUCK WITH 2 MINUTES TO SPARE

Patch in the next hour I can feel it in my bones

Developing an anger issue... www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABkH...

So uh, am I still allowed to listen to d4vd even though he's a psycho murderer or is that morally reprehensible?

Reactive barrier about to show up in a video for maybe the first time ever, counter building is truly crazy stuff

Just got done poopin but I already gotta poop again but if I actually go poop again then I might just have to poop again after that and start an infinite poop cycle so I gotta not poop for a while. Make sure to like and subscribe for more valuable insights.

Started learning piano and my left hand is 10x better than my right because I'm a big fucking nerd and my left hand has way too many hours working the keyboard while my right hand has way too many hours working the mouse

Valve needs to up the profile name character limit, what do you mean "forgive me father for I have gooned" is too long of a name it's fucking peak

YOSHI HAS SPOKEN AND I AM COOKING

LIKE, I LITERALLY IMMUNED BEBOP BOMB BACK TO BACK THE VERY FIRST TIME I ENCOUNTERED HIM AND LIVED AND TALKED ABOUT IT IMMEDIATELY BOTH TIMES AND I GET COMMENTS LIKE THESE MAN, IM GONNA NEED THERAPY IF I KEEP READING

Man, sometimes I feel bad for not reading comments regularly enough (aside from the top ones) so I start actually sorting them by new and then I pretty quickly read some of the dumbest shit imaginable and I stop reading comments again.

Youtube pushing me to unironically become a drama youtuber LMAO

I have experienced the pinnacle of Rematch (both of my teammates scored 0 points aside from the automatic kickoff pass)

Just scored a goal and crashed immediately after, teammates must've thought I accomplished my mission and dipped.

Learning controller rn for rematch, i swear im gonna be a menace within a few days

They're cooking again

Rematch is so fucking good

DAMN the old items look kinda drippy like this www.reddit.com/media?url=ht...

3 hour video inc...

New Sleep Token album drops tonight and I'm not ready

Youtube blocking this is criminal

Damn, my Smite 2 first impressions video came out a year ago, guess that didn't turn out so hot huh

I don't root for Inter or Barca but holy fuck that series was the best I've ever seen

First look at Oblivion Remastered www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy6h...

Big plans in the works www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyxp...

I missed cooking up dumb builds in the item builder so much

Back to deadlock www.youtube.com/watch?v=npfc...

Building the modlist of my dreams www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfOe...

Released a new Skyrim mod www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2-c...

Haze goes brr www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gCb...

I'm krilling www.youtube.com/watch?v=S66u...

It's time www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMCV...

Starting a new series of modlist reviews on the variety channel www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdt1...

Rough day for Smite 2...

"Go with grace into the great beyond..." We at Red Hook are heartbroken to confirm the passing of our beloved voice actor, Wayne June.

Mostly not posting vid links here but for this I must www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PHE...

Made my first skyrim mod

The impregnator is so back

First 5 minutes had me stressed

I'm really not interested in involving politics in my channel but you have to be pretty far gone to sympathize with fucking Nazis. What sad times we live in when the richest man alive is performing a fucking Nazi salute at the inauguration of an American President.

Started building a Skyrim modlist again for the first time in months, forgot how addictive it is to piece it together

guys i think i have brainrot

LoreRim Episode 7 www.youtube.com/watch?v=am3h...

I could tell him about the new channel but I'm petty

He Bro www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SwB...

1K Arrow www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEC2...