Damn me, but all things are queer

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

a murderer pushes me from a moving train but i just happen to land on a horse being ridden by train robbers and they make me get back on the train and rob it with them but when i see the murderer, i treat him with respect and kindness while i rob him, showing him that i am the better person

been playing skyrim again

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

i love it when something is by dint of something else. i tell all my friends, don’t text me about shit unless it’s by dint of some other shit

秋ですね。がんぼるぞい。 translation: It's autumn.

"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!

i went to doll tree and they all said they miss and love u, and hope you're well

a pair of particularly fucking big ducks that we call The Blowjob Brothers live among the gaggle of apartment pond ducks and it's so silly seeing them next to the much smaller ducks. we called them that back when their plumage was identical but it's too late to change that

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

Letterboxd 🟠🟢🔵 Most Popular Reviews chelsea bitch ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ beverly hills chihuahua is mother Kelsey Kino ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ This dog invented cunt and ATE Marshall Applewhite ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ An existence beyond humanity awaits. Tonight we leave our physical bodies behind, following a screening of Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING

comic about pickles

This is complete hogwash

binturong fancam

The wealth disparity in Flavortown is so visceral that it demands to be witnessed. Luxury Guyscrapers right up against flavelas

my other TTRPG opinion is

B281.2.1 Wedding of mouse and weasel.

what i like about Vocaloids is that they're simultaneously fictional characters you can be a fan of and actual musical instruments. what if Tuba and Trombone had beef. what if Bassoon was gay

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Monte Dolack, After Hours, 1987

THERE GOES ANDREW CUOMO... THE BIGGEST ASS... THAT EVER LIVED. WHAT A DOUCHE

Bedtime Story

Spirit of autumn caressed by summer

CUT METAL GEAR SOLID 2 DIALOG otacon: this PMC has been connected to websites all over the world. banks. news organizations. search engines. gay karate dot com. solid snake: i don't think that last website is real. otacon, gravely serious: every website is real. [CUTSCENE LOADING]

Fawaffle (falafel waffle)

i am guarded at all times by my noble steed's

sorry I don't understand the ballgame hype can u explain it to me like a satellite that has developed sentience in a future 15751 years from now where humans no longer die of old age

looking at my corner #mycorner

During tonight’s Trick-or-Treating, our 3-year-old got more and more excited. “More houses! More candy!” Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim): “Can I eat the moon!?” Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.

we have GOT to invent a cuter name than "taint" for that body part. it's a place of honor!!!!! love is stored in there!!!!!

reverse tucking underwear that makes it look even bigger. futa the loom

the seven magic words that every woman wants to hear

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

[2023] the girlies at tumblr love this ones. look at the fluffy animals

the me that you see is made up of the me within me within me

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

HaHAAAA and might I add, HAh.