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Stu Holden is insufferable.
about 3 hours ago
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There are SO many of these rolling around Austin now I can’t believe nobody has yet to start plastering, say, “K^LL ELON” stickers on them yet.
1 day ago
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Welcome to doing business in Texas, I guess…
9 days ago
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Because TVs are in every goddamn restaurant now, got the chance LAST NIGHT to involuntarily gaze upon 3 John Cornyn ads in a row where he’s still bragging about voting w DJT “99% of the time.” What an absolute bitch.
18 days ago
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So where the fuck did anonymous go? Bunch of limpdicks at this point.
20 days ago
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Anyone surprised by Mark Cuban strikes me as the same person who is apoplectic when they found out that Paula Deen had been dropping N bombs for years… He’s probably most famous for Shark Tank- the show that’s the burning man of end-stage capitalism. Anyone associated with that show sucks.
26 days ago
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@aprecourt.bsky.social
#AustinFC
- would it be too much to ask to go talk to Kim Hellberg?
26 days ago
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reposted by
Tom Bogert
26 days ago
BREAKING: Austin FC has parted ways with sporting director Rodo Borrell and head coach Nico Estevez.
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In re
#AustinFC
: Moose put in a game winner for Grenoble last week, and Columbus fired their coach today after 14 games…
@aprecourt.bsky.social
did you hear all those boos last night?
27 days ago
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Renaming the dog “couch colored missile.”
about 1 month ago
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If you see this quote with a pic of you in glasses.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Let’s skip that altogether and move to deciding whose car is gonna drag his burning carcass through the streets of DC.
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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Feels like soon- maybe any day now- one of these shitheads (labor sec or some shit) is gonna get tied out there like that goat in Predator.
3 months ago
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History tells us there should be more assassinations about now.
3 months ago
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Hyde Park getting its groove back in the most Hyde Park way possible:
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Austin police seek help identifying suspect in multiple window peeping cases
Video surveillance shows the man's vehicle as a white Toyota Prius with a distinctive missing front right hubcap.
https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/austin-window-peeping-suspect/269-54b0faf7-2218-4ac7-a64c-88674d635f6f
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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4 months ago
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Why is this always true? <standing RIGHT IN FRONT of gate 796> can’t hear: mushmouth flight announcements on volume 1 for our flight to Dallas. can hear: “welcome to today’s non-stop service to Burbank, we’ll begin boarding here at gate 4 momentarily” on volume 11.
5 months ago
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Always weird when you see a post and it’s like “wait- that’s my dog!”
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5 months ago
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Reminder.
5 months ago
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In case you forgot.
7 months ago
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Got the email yesterday that
#AustinFC
supporters section season tickets are available at 615ish bucks each. That works out to about 35 bucks a game. I have NEVER once paid 35 bucks for a SS section ticket. Precourt can pound sand, yet again.
7 months ago
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Daily reminder.
7 months ago
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Apropos of something.
7 months ago
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Tucker Carlson wore a bowtie when he was 22, in case you forgot. Fuck that guy for 30+ years now.
7 months ago
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Oldie time.
7 months ago
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Anyone else find it weird that the two most high profile shootings, easily, in American politics in 45 years are just… dustbinned?
7 months ago
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Why Bukari isn’t the primary focus of this attack is completely beyond me. Easily the most dynamic player on the squad. And has been since the minute he set foot last year.
#AustinFC
8 months ago
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Again,
#AustinFC
is not a well coached team.
8 months ago
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My best buddy, just a few minutes before he shuffled off this mortal coil yesterday, after 17 years. The river flows…
9 months ago
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I know what you’re thinking: “I’ve already met the dumbest motherfucker I’ll ever meet in my lifetime.” Well… lemme show you something:
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9 months ago
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It’s our daily winner of a free FUCK YOUR FEELINGS salute!
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9 months ago
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All these distractions are working! Guess what nobody’s talking about lately- Benghazi.
9 months ago
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#AustinFC
is not a well coached team.
10 months ago
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That could (nor should) have been a 3 or 4 goal game.
#usmnt
sucks.
12 months ago
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No big revelation here, but
#USMNT
(and MLS and American soccer in general) has a root problem. None of these guys, despite any and all credentials, make incisive decisions, runs, or passes. It’s like a wet hot dog bun of a game.
12 months ago
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Heather Graham once spun around blindly in a crowded Tex Mex joint and dumped her entire margarita on my shirt. She said “oops,” turned around, and disappeared into the people.
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12 months ago
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Nico, it ain’t working.
#AustinFC
about 1 year ago
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ZERO short/intermediate verticality w
#austinfc
.
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Fun night in Austin at my favorite old haunt of a parking garage.
about 1 year ago
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Eureka.
about 1 year ago
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“Neurospicy” = mayonnaise
over 1 year ago
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What’s the first thing YOU’D do after buying a 30 year old beater pickup?
over 1 year ago
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Why is the word “cohort” in every goddamn sentence written lately?
over 1 year ago
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Land of the Rising Sun. Austin, TX.
over 1 year ago
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Decades of hearing this song and there remains no creepier incel, jerkin’ off in the closet with a pistol waiting for her arrival song ever written:
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Bill Anderson - Still
YouTube video by MisterCanning
https://youtu.be/LmugQZECMuA?si=5K7s8L1ESIXaOeeB
over 1 year ago
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Day 18,524 of nobody calling me a “rockstar” on LinkedIn. The flicker is fading, y’all.
over 1 year ago
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Imagine if Ghengis Khan’s raison d’etre was “troll.”
add a skeleton here at some point
over 1 year ago
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WTF happened to Anonymous? They’ve gone…
over 1 year ago
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