In case you forgot.

Got the email yesterday that #AustinFC supporters section season tickets are available at 615ish bucks each. That works out to about 35 bucks a game. I have NEVER once paid 35 bucks for a SS section ticket. Precourt can pound sand, yet again.

Daily reminder.

Apropos of something.

Tucker Carlson wore a bowtie when he was 22, in case you forgot. Fuck that guy for 30+ years now.

Oldie time.

Anyone else find it weird that the two most high profile shootings, easily, in American politics in 45 years are just… dustbinned?

Why Bukari isn’t the primary focus of this attack is completely beyond me. Easily the most dynamic player on the squad. And has been since the minute he set foot last year. #AustinFC

Again, #AustinFC is not a well coached team.

My best buddy, just a few minutes before he shuffled off this mortal coil yesterday, after 17 years. The river flows…

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All these distractions are working! Guess what nobody’s talking about lately- Benghazi.

#AustinFC is not a well coached team.

That could (nor should) have been a 3 or 4 goal game. #usmnt sucks.

No big revelation here, but #USMNT (and MLS and American soccer in general) has a root problem. None of these guys, despite any and all credentials, make incisive decisions, runs, or passes. It’s like a wet hot dog bun of a game.

Heather Graham once spun around blindly in a crowded Tex Mex joint and dumped her entire margarita on my shirt. She said “oops,” turned around, and disappeared into the people.

Nico, it ain’t working. #AustinFC

ZERO short/intermediate verticality w #austinfc.

Fun night in Austin at my favorite old haunt of a parking garage.

Eureka.

“Neurospicy” = mayonnaise

What’s the first thing YOU’D do after buying a 30 year old beater pickup?

Why is the word “cohort” in every goddamn sentence written lately?

Land of the Rising Sun. Austin, TX.

Decades of hearing this song and there remains no creepier incel, jerkin’ off in the closet with a pistol waiting for her arrival song ever written:

Day 18,524 of nobody calling me a “rockstar” on LinkedIn. The flicker is fading, y’all.

Imagine if Ghengis Khan’s raison d’etre was “troll.”

WTF happened to Anonymous? They’ve gone…

Vail had a vibe of if a LinkedIn post were a ski trip.

Would love to go just one goddamn day of my remaining life without seeing the typed words “face eating leopards.” Get an original thought, for fuck’s sake.

Can’t stop thinking about the incredible lyric “I’ve got soul but I’m not a soldier.”

The history of country music is writ large littered with songs and lyrics of emotionally arrested petulance and indignation. Standing atop of it all had to be Johnny Cash’s “Oney.” I’d be embarrassed to even put such an arrangement of thought into existence.

It is my passion to bring you the best chicken based food products of all the 4,053 franchise units operating under this corporate banner.

Been killing it at white elephants for several years now.

My best friend on this planet last night actually uttered the words “Thurgood Marshall was a DEI hire.” Absolutely flummoxed still.

Brewster County, a year ago.

Fitting Vonnegut quote on his birthday: “True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”