I need to be placed in a 10 year medically induced coma to catch up on sleep.

Could it possibly be? Are the old legends true? It is! It's the fabled lost city of... Atlanta!

With Tex and Blair, you get a two for one dad special

The radioactive shrimp gonna hit like Chernobyl.

"Just two guys with a crazy idea" starter pack.

I like to imagine king Shark was actually John's healthiest relationship.

The world isn't ready for Goblincore and it's sad.

Imma start using,”capitulation” when white conservatives try to talk politics with me, watch them get all flustered trying to figure out what it means, I will absolutely use it as ambiguously as possible to provide as little context clues as possible.

Not everything needs to be a fucking app. Also, Not everything in your vehicle needs to be a screen. Analog dash is superior in every way.

Harley Quinn.

Guys, I won a tour of JK Rowling's mansion.

One thing about LA is they move real quick out there 😂

I can’t believe the first thing Ozzy did as a ghost was murder hulk hogan.

Childhood crushes

Fox News is going to think this is real footage

In the 90s the internet used to scream at you when you tried to enter and they should never have taken that warning away.

just another day in

Well that escalated quickly.

I look to this piece by Seth Tobocman and keep it to my heart when I need it

Me being aggressive about my dick size

Did you know sucking dick will extend your life by 200 yrs.

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range

Happy freaking BIRTHDAY @foxcouncil.com

Share something from the 90s

Satire but no lie was told. Damn north korea 😂

Perfect. No notes.

Welcome to my military parade

Me after @foxcouncil.com unloads his heavy shot

Cumpigs after being glazed by 7 truckers

David Harbour popped in talking about breeding my hole

Oh hey Proxy-san 🐻

Did you know a healthy dose of thick dick is good for your health.

Gonzalo full body

What goes on in that creative brain of yours? What goes on:

The Bag:🫃🏻

"Yo bro watch anime" -The Anime:

Every day there is something I need to buy 😩

"Babe, tonight was... fantastic" LMAOOO

Can you guess the five words in the vid

Post some magic

Ma Dong Seok is in the top 5 of stretching one out😮‍💨

I just know its thick..