I’m moving to the Scottish highlands

I’m a new soul I came to this strange world hoping I can learn a bit bout how to give and take

My cloud of despair and anxiety has temporarily lifted and I’m hyper and having a good time now

I be flossin………. I be flossin ………..

I would love to be a lawyer but I hate talking lol

A couple summers ago I walked around mount pleasant cemetery just because I kept seeing it on the drives to my doctor’s office and had one of the worst jumpscares of my life going through a huge, dark mauseoleum that had motion sensor lights that only turned on about halfway in lol

They replaced my medication with the generic form (fine, it works the same in theory) but it burns SOOO BAD and I miss the auto injector because I have to slowly inject fire into my stomach over the course of 1 minute instead of just a quick shot and recoil lol

hi my name is Snapple

Guys im scared of the dark idk if i can survive the autechre show

I did this and now I take a 2 year hiatus

I keep wanting to make a mix but forgetting that I have no talent or skills 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“Isn’t that what the guy said to the guy who looks like nemo’s dad”

Smiley face stain in the couch

I need an hour+ long YouTube essay on the plague of Ninja devices on humanity

beep

Night shift actually makes me so angy

Bird dropped dead from the sky in front of me on my walk home from work :(

How to train your keegan

Poor Keegan is going through it rn send them some love and good thoughts 💊❤️‍🩹

They said ginger minge in game of thrones

I haven’t had anything interesting to say lately

Answered my doctor’s questions honestly at my appointment yesterday and now I gotta get this in me today 😢😢😢

I thought Taylor swift already got engaged earlier this year, maybe I hallucinated that

Wendy’s pickles are elite

Charlie sheen if he loved bolling: #bolling

The weirdest thing about my hair is that it only gets curly at a certain length, the longer my hair is the curlier it is

I suddenly want extremely long dark hair 😔

The end of la la land by Demi lovato and welcome to the black parade are the same

My first beef Wellington

I wish I liked sushi :(

I am rotating you in my mind

Yayyy I can maybe start to taper down on the vile toxic medication I’ve been on since I was 12

It could even be Yellow Robe Smith

Idk why but picturing this 🫶in my mind’s eye when I’m crashing out actually helps calm me down

No matter how warm it is, I’m always a little bit cold

I’m on antibiotics

Was in such a bad mood until I saw funny cat pictures and videos

I’m addicted to panera bread

Someone at work just grabbed a pillowcase from the “clean” stock and there was a piece of someone’s c-spine stuck to it

I always miss ribfest ;(

burger time

When I switched from emo to scene and also was on prednisone

Accidentally got my BBL pants on today

Ballerina Cappucina

This is the best flavour they’ve ever made (I can’t stop drinking it everyday)

3rd day shift in a row and since yesterday was a holiday everyone is calling with the most inane requests for things from 2+ weeks ago…why today when I am at my most irritable