What bottle have you bought to pop open when he dies? Mine is Vive Clicquot.

More crowd shots of Ohio State fans please.

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For some reason I'm thinking of all the people who said " why bother voting, they're all the same".

Phrases we won't hear tonight - "crazy lone gunman" " now isn't the time to talk politics" "thoughts and prayers"

I don't even dream that big. I dream of getting five of six including the power ball.

To all elected Democrats - you no longer have "colleagues" or " Friends on the other side of the aisle" , you have enemies. Enemies who want to destroy our democracy and kill your constituents. Going forward, you must choose between us and them.

Let's lose the DR and just call him Phil from now on.

I'll be celebrating the fourth like Charlie Day, sitting in a lawn chair getting blackout drunk.

I love doing a couple loads of laundry I feel like a general manager who's best players all came off the injured list at the same time.

At what point are the ex presidents going to speak out loudly and unambiguously about all this shit going down?! I get decorum and all but WTF?!

It's past time to shine a spotlight on all the business owners who are hiring undocumented immigrants . When you hire someone without a social security card or a driver's license you can't claim ignorance.

Been thinking about that "assassination attempt" lately. Hinckley,Sirhan and Oswald are household names but that kid is anonymous. Is it plausible that the world's most vindictive , cowardly man would never mention his name or have the presence of mind to stand and pose right after being shot?

Me- how about a ham and Gouda on a baguette? Me- good call

Is there a way to donate to red state Dems , and only them ,during these increasing weather disasters? I hate that smart, compassionate people have to suffer for their majority Ahole neighbors. The cons can bootstrap their own asses.

What is 4th of July going to mean to you from this point forward?

Getting tired of arguing this, but politicians aren't judges and winning an election isn't a lifetime appointment. No politician should ever run unopposed. Facing primary challengers is the essence of democratic politics. You need to prove you're the one for the job every election cycle.

I buy shaved cheese now just because it's easier when I want to eat it right out of the bag.

Hey remember when Dan Savage gave a disgusting new definition of Santorum? Let's do that for Elon. Any ideas?

Damn, never thought inbounding the ball would be Duke's Achilles heel.

In the next 48 hours trump will bomb Iran to distract from this debacle and then paint as unpatriotic discussing tariffs during wartime.

2016 was like finding out your kid is stupid. You make excuses for them saying intelligence isn't the measure of a person and they can still be a good person. 2024 is like finding out not only is your kid dumb, but also a mean asshole you wouldn't associate with if they weren't related.

There were 13 church leaders & christian school employees who were arrested, pled guilty and/or were sentenced to prison for child sex crimes this week.

Ok what's done is done, let's pivot right to recruiting primary opponents for every one of these chickenshit eunuchs

Here's a thought maybe instead of leaning further to the right to peel off a few thousand Republicans we tack left and activate the 150 million that didn't vote at all

A lot of times I comment but forget to hit the like button and I apologize.

Who's a non politician you would like to see Democrats nominate for president in 28? I'll go first -Steve Kerr