"No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State." #NoKings

Shrimp!

You won’t know there’s a furry convention in town, but there will be signs

Did I just get bangs?

Heartbreak for the Horns. What a game!

I’ve slept like crap the last few days and I’m just done. The chance of me staying awake for the 9pm Houston Cougars game is dwindling by the moment.

When you want to go to a concert, but you’re in your 50s

Our associate received a directed verdict in her trial her third trial since she was licensed to practice law in November 2024. I’m so freaking proud of her.

Just get tickets to TLC/Salt n Pepa/en Vogue in October!!!!!

The world is a dumpster fire right now and I’m up every night between 3 and 5 lately but i just thought I’d let everyone know that I recently started using this regularly and my face as never looked better

We got caught up on Paradise today and I have a question. How did Bean not age a day in 3 years? Malnutrition? Radiation poisoning? Abject failure in continuity?

Hmmm. I wonder what seasons Texas will do this week?

Second Uber driver in a row who doesn’t like to make small talk: Don’t they understand that I need for them to like me? How am I supposed to convince them I’m delightful if they don’t talk?

House divided

It’s going to be 95 effing degrees today. In March. I don’t even want to know what July is going to be like

Then Hubs joined us

And then Gracie

My reading keeps getting interrupted by Olive

My Friday night plans

Yeah! It’s finally Friday.

Whoop! I picked High Point!

Everything I’ve learned about Taylor Frankie Paul has been this week and against my will but, woah, that girl has a whole car on the hot mess express.

Every time I think I’ve seen everything in my job, I see something that just leaves my mouth agape for 5 minutes thinking my job can be so weird sometimes. Alas, I cannot show you all what I cannot unsee.

One of our associates is preparing for her 3rd trial since she started practicing less than 2 years ago. I’m so happy and proud of her.

Anything by Rascal Flats That nasally drawl makes my ears bleed

In the book I’m reading, they are talking about a woman and referring to her as fat because she weighs … at least 70 kilos. Ladies and gentleman, 70 kilos is 154 pounds.

Shit. I just realized today isn’t Thursday.

Frito pie isn’t weird. It’s delicious and convenient because the bag is your bowl. No dishes.

It’s so hard to be motivated this week. Everyone in Texas is on Spring Break.

Concur. And so much legal writing is for the purpose of persuasion All the words on paper could be 100% correct but if they are not written in a way that will persuade the trier of fact to rule in your favor, they are useless. It’s one of the hardest things for young lit assoc to learn

I follow this comedian who does some great political history insights on IG (mrcodydahler) that uses the term “thicky thicky dumdum” a lot. And all day I’ve been thinking that term perfectly describes Markwayne Mullin.

Who’s Markwayne Mullins’ second. Wrong answers only.

Must celebrate the good hair days

Slainte!

SCOOP— Trump wants a 24k gold coin w/ his face on it for America 250, but an official at a late February coin advisory committee meeting called it something only done by "nations ruled by kings or dictators." After NYT reported the criticism, US Mint yanked online vid of the meeting w/o explanation.

29 separate time entries today. 🫠🫠🫠 Oh to be able to block bill ….

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!☘️ If your coworker is not wearing green, please don’t pinch them. Signed, HR

Happy black jelly bean season to all you weirdos who celebrate (it me, I’m the weirdo)

I just finished Hamnet this afternoon. What an amazing film about grief

I am thrilled by Michael B. Jordan's win, and dumbstruck to look again and confirm that CREED's only Oscar nomination was not for Jordan, not for Coogler, not for the script and not for the cinematography, but for Sylvester Stallone.

Wow, wow, wow.

Hubs was big mad about this

Having first women to win cinematography Oscar followed by Priyanka Chopra Jonas being introduced as “married to a Jonas Brother” 2 steps forward, one step back. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Love her shoes.

I loved Train Dreams. Just a lovely quiet film.

My mom looks like Sigourney Weaver w short hair and no makeup. Just realized this.?

I used to know all the words to this song. 😭

In Rachel’s latest dream, I was living in some billionaire’s home and I needed to get the back house ready for guests. No one was helping and every time I thought I had gotten one area ready something else would fall apart. This dream brought to you by:

9 years ago today, I lost you. Miss you, Daddy.