I’m so fucking pissed right now.

The sloppy play in the back is killing me!

Fucking hell!!! Can we start playing with a sense of urgency!!!

Stop chasing the xG and start finishing these chances!!!

How you gonna boo Jesus, MN? Y’all ain’t right.

I love the FUN SEATTLE! Chant. You’re right! Seattle is really fun!

MN is going to be fired up for the next 15 minutes. We gotta play smart.

Sounders slowing the pace of the game way down. I intuitively hate that but they’re smarter at soccering than I am.

Obed looking up for this one.

Boo goal

But, Yay Goals!!!

The Apple TV broadcast of the MNvSea match is glitching bad.

Sounders are so scared to give up a set piece they’re letting the Loons drive through the midfield when in possession.

Nothing hurts like hope unrealized

Last 10+ minutes of half’s have been the witching time for the Sounders this season. So many points dropped and games lost in those crucial minutes this year. Got to get more disciplined.

For Fucks Sake!!! Guys have to wake the fuck up!!!

The last 8 minutes of the half showed we have to score another two goals on this team

Unfuckingbelievable

Sending positive thoughts and love to Pedro De LaVega. Hoping it’s nothing too serious.

The inconsistent application of cards and fouls in this match has been mind boggling.

This match needs some De La Vega…

FREE STEVEN LENHART! (He’s our bastard now…)

@mls.bsky.social unbelievable how cowardly you were with the punishment for Inter Miami players in the post match brawl. Gutless and disgustingly shameful. Unreal how you let them get away with this. Disgusting!!!

Are the Sounders just playing Pokémon with trophy’s now?

This may be one of the most impressive tournament wins the Sounders have ever had. The amount of injuries and suspensions they’ve had and still handled every team in front of them like Champions. Well done to the entire organization. Amazing performance!

Vamos Sounders!!! Let’s Fucking Go!!!

JF with some great defensive play to help break up LA attack

Happy about two goals but FFS…I was really enjoying the games we were having where we didn’t shoot ourselves in the foot.

I’ll I know is, someone finally shot the fucking ball…bout time…

What the hell was that!?! Someone shoot the fucking ball!!!

Wait, was that a route 1 counter? By the Sounders? Well, I’ll be…

Summer shopping list. Backup 9 Backup 6 Starting quality LB

We won’t counter-attack and you can’t make us!

Double Dapper Dan time? Double Dapper Dan time…

Rothrock, Morris, and Ferreira looked excellent today. Saying prayers to the Hamstring Gods to protect JMOs hammies for the rest of the season!

I can’t remember the last time we had a win that felt like a loss…

Our midfield look like road cones in blue jerseys out there

Grrr…

Moose should have just taken the shot

Man, Kent and PDLV are really not making a case for starting minutes. Sloppy giveaways and poor decisions.

Sending our love to Garth and his family 💚💙

Thinking positive thoughts about our Captain, Stefan Frei. Wishing him a speedy and complete recovery! You’re the best and know you’ll be back soon! ❤️

The opening salvos of the 2025 Battle of South Hill (Puyallup) have been fired! May the odds be ever in our favor!

And Nouhou gonna Nouhou.

Kent looking good in spots but would really love to see him level up just a little in the final third.

Christian Roldan having another very good match.

Look, I’m proud of the boys for the fight they put up. Kudos to them. They deserve a fair cut. But as much as I’m trying to be positive about just being here, I can’t help but be irritated by our owners absolute lack of ambition in the transfer market, for the last three seasons.

$7,000,000 whiff…

The grass they laid down for this match appears to be playing well. Oh. And CR7 scored a goal. That’s nice.

The referee discovers his yellow cards can also be shown to Botofogo! Shocking!!!