Pun. Intended. She holds out her hand. "So, should we hammer out the details?"

How did she end up in the Great Lakes? Her head is spinning.... On extreme high alert, she enters the shop with him. "Glad to hear it."

Noisy? Wouldn't they want to fly under the radar so to speak?

~ GAMBIT I’m more of a “get out there and see what happens” kinda boy Mutant Hero N/sfw 21+

⠀ ⠀⠀𝗗 ᴏ ᴄ ᴛ ᴏ ʀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗦 ᴛ ᴇ ᴘ ʜ ᴇ ɴ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗦 ᴛ ʀ ᴀ ɴ ɢ ᴇ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀﹙⠀ᵈᵉᶠᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵛᵃʳⁱᵃⁿᵗ⠀﹚ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. · . ˖· . ⊹ ₊· — ⠀ ⠀ #rpsky ⠀ #marvelrp ⠀ #mvrp ⠀⠀⠀ #ofbroknfeathrs ⠀

Thanksgiving is a salad with turkey and a glass of wine in her living room by the fire.

Espresso is strong enough for the moment. The way things are going, she'll need alcohol soon enough.

"Fair enough." There is nothing new under the sun, and she's certain he isn't either. New outfit, new face, same story. "At least you're straight forward about it."

It's a bit early for alcohol. Maybe espresso.

There is not enough coffee in the world to deal with this...

"𝕺𝖕𝖊𝖓 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖊𝖞𝖊𝖘, 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖔𝖓." — 𝘿𝙧. 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚. #MarvelRP ✨ #MVRP

She'll allow it.

Define enjoy.

"I can not say I have. (But her scribe is in the Google, doing a search.) "Nice to meet you. Maria Hill." She's wary. As always. It's how one stays alive.

I already herd cats.

20 minutes...

--I write the Time Lord's daughter & companion, the goddesses, the witch, Frankenstein's Bride, a Fate, a spy, you name it. Will it be a vampire next?--

"You keep evading my question." But he seems as if he's trying to be nice. Granted, she's never considered coffee with saliva /good/. "Sure. Show me around."

'So, it's the truth then?"

She may have just started a new branch of S.H.I.E.L.D.

"I hear the rumor of spitting in the coffee.."

She won't send them on assignments together. Now, if he wants to work with /her/...

"Maybe its time some feathers were ruffled." She might even approach @ivegotsystems.bsky.social about a job, too. Why not shake up the whole bird?

"Is that a threat or a warning." She's seen a lot and fought a lot. Vampires don't even hit the top ten on the list of what she considers the worst of what she's encountered.

"Possibly."

"What if he balances the others out? What if he is the liaison between us and them?"

Here we go again. "You aren't in charge of who lives and dies though."

"You're talking about wiping others from existence." No one actually /looks/ like Thanos, except for Thanos.

Vampires. Baristas that spit in coffee. ..and Thanos' twin brother? Migraine definitely is here.

Oh Hell no. I'm making my own coffee.

Can he now?

Is that another vampire? What twisted dimension has she walked through?

So many things on her To Do List.

"You would be surprised."

As long as he doesn't cause missing persons reports to flood her inbox

"Do alert me if you get the urge, would you?" She had been thinking of a vacation, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen any time soon...

She pinches the bridge of her nose, feeling the beginning of a migraine coming on. "Am I looking at a massacre situation or something?" She does /not/ get paid enough for this.

It's been a long time since she visited herself. Something to ponder. "Never apologize for someone else's actions. You can only control your own."

{She absolutely appreciates it.} Titles...she is the job. She has a hard time being just Maria. "Likewise."

😉

{Holy Fandom crossover, Batman} Taking his hand, she gives it a firm shake. "Maria Hill." /Agent/

{Reader: She's too darn sensible for her own good.} Likewise

She seconds this.

So does she. Story of her life.

She's well aware of that. However, this definitely puts him and his... /activities/ on her radar.

👉Would rather deal with Loki than vampires.

More vampires? She needs more coffee.

She understands. Agrees, not exactly. Approves, not at all.